Subject: Americans are cunts.

From: self@publicist.com (Baby Jesus)
Newsgroups: alt.nuke.the.usa,talk.politics.guns,alt.slack,talk.atheism,talk.politics.animals

Let us imagine the future, 20 seconds from now.

The Western economy, due to a spell of over capitalisation, greed,
tech hysteria and general stupidity is fucked up for a good 5 years.
(NB: wage slaves - start saving now.)

The American dream has finally come true - The baddies have cum. With
great courage and skill they fucked America in the ass and got away
with it. Their sperm still dribbles down Americas inside leg, long
after the Masters of The Universe blood dried and their vain bonfire
was extinguished with Saudi piss. Once again, warfare changed its
nature. For the neddle-dicked American wankers who like watching
things blow up on TV, but have never been near combat in their
pathetic little lives, it is a glorious time - The military will have
even cooler toys than before (admittedly at the cost of your standard
of living)

For those of us who despise the way Americas murderous foreign policy
is masked by a mix of sick sentimentality and lies it is time to
strike back.

I have seen Bush make a fool of himself too many times(1) and having
been too close to too many American bombs, join the fight for freedom
from American oppression.

I am guilty of consipiracy to fund terrorism against America. I have
donated extensively to muslims for anti-american activities (mostly
for drug production admittedly) and even been in a mosque once. (The
one I went to wasn't very interesting, but I gather they have some
nice ones in Iran with pretty mosiacs and stuff)

I have received extensive training in the art of war - It is a benefit
of my employment, but it's at 6 am on Saturdays and Sundays, so I've
only been once – I can disarm someone of a handgun if they are
stupid enough to get close. My privately funded training in light
weapons is also progressing and I can hit a water bottle at 50 yards
using only 20 rounds on full auto – Next week I hope to find out
what a grenade does to a rabbit.

Anyway, CNN had some stuff about the FBI arresting American arabs for
conspiracy to not like america very much (please fill in the
gaps… I was wasted at the time) Mostly stuff I've done too, so
I shall proudly confess my sins and promise that my destiny will
demonstrate to the world that Americans are stupid children who need
to learn that their actions have unpleasant consequences.

I shall start with my list of demands

Stop sending missionaries to Cambodia – specfically, withdraw
the sign that says Otreach Christian School outside the Otreach
village school in cambodia. Khmers are Buddists mostly and are
therefor defenceless against missionaries who invariably start the
conversion process with explaining the concept of hell. Also, since
the sign went up, no child has attended the school, so its not like
World Vision has done anyone any favours. See http://www.wvi.org/ for
more information on how to fuck-up the education system in third world
countries using only the love of our lord Jesus Christ and US$

In return, I shall not buy two rabbits, name them Bush and Chaney, and
then blow the little fuckers to bits using an array of weapons.

(1) Why Bush looks like an idiot:
-Failed to catch Osama Bin Laden due to being a bit thick
-Stated that he was going to instigate regime change in Iraq, but then
was told to fuck off by the UN and now prefixes every empty threat
with "may"
Threatened assasination, but backed off from Saddams genourous offer
to visit Iraq for a duel to the death.
-Still cant control Isreal, who are regarded as evil little US backed
murderers by the worlds media (esp the BBC due to the inspired act of
shooting at their film crew)
-Like pop, baby Bush cannot form coherant sentences suggesting some
form of brain damage.

PS. The rabbits are cute little baby white ones.. with flopsy ears and
fwuffy tails.

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Subject: Re: Americans are cunts.
From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>

Please direct your followups to this troll away from alt.slack. Thank
you.

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Subject: Re: Americans are cunts.
From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday

self@publicist.com (Baby Jesus) wrote:

>Let us imagine the future, 20 seconds from now.

Max Headroom, eat your heart out.

Anyway, I believe only half of Americans are cunts. The rest are dicks.

And a few are both, or neither, or are in transition.

Libertarians are just survivalists who don't know how to survive.
- Niall

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Subject: Re: Americans are cunts.
From: "Amerigo \"Genitalia\" Vespucci" <amerigo@vespucci.org>

"... One cannot understand why there is constant strife,
tragedy and turmoil in the world without first realizing
that the human race is under the control and domination
of a Cruel and Remorseless Intelligence.

"Policies are initiated [...] which are then passed down
through successive lower echelon underlings who take the
necessary actions. The end result is all around us: The
quality of life (QOL) has been severely degraded for the
vast majority of humans. This was entirely predictable.

"98% of all Americans are dead or broke by the age of 65.
The minimum retirement age in America is now 70. This is
why you see senior citizens working in Fast Food
Restaurants. Its not because they are 'bored and have
nothing better to do.' Its because they enjoy having
things like a roof over their heads and food to eat.
Virtually every decision people make is predicated on
Time and Money or rather, the lack thereof. It is
absolutely essential for the reader to understand this.
This was all planned and it was planned by [...] an
intelligence that thinks ahead in terms of decades and
centuries unlike most Americans who can see no further
than the next paycheck. People are too busy trying to
eke out a subsistence existence and consequently lack
the time or the intellectual capacity to ponder the
truly important questions in life like... why is it so
hard to get ahead in this world? As Henry David Thoreau
once said: 'People are living lives of quiet desperation.'
And they don't even know it.

"Americans are up to their eyeballs in consumer debt.
Business Journals are now describing 'The Four Income
Family' with both parents holding two jobs. This is
already happening in places like Hawaii where the cost
of living is outrageous. Meanwhile what is happening to
the young children of the working parents? Often as not
they are shunted off to day care centers to be raised
by strangers. Business journals have stated for the
record that in order to retire with any sort of dignity
and quality of life, we must each have saved a minimum
of ONE MILLION DOLLARS unencumbered by debt.
How's everyone doing so far?" [...]

www.think-aboutit.com/aliens/understanding_the_reptilian_mind.htm

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Subject: Re: Americans are cunts.
From: "Morton Davis" <oglethorpe@oglethorpe.com>

"Amerigo "Genitalia" Vespucci" <amerigo@vespucci.org> wrote in message
news:3DA0857E.97F64A53@whitehouse.gov...
<snip>
> "98% of all Americans are dead or broke by the age of 65.
> The minimum retirement age in America is now 70. This is
> why you see senior citizens working in Fast Food
> Restaurants.

One day a friend came upon one of the richest women in my area (she left a
$50 million estaste) out and about, pushing a grocery cart and picking up
aluminum cans. When he asked why she was picking up can with all her money
she replied: "I'm getting my daily exercise and making a bit of money while
I'm at it."

> Its not because they are 'bored and have
> nothing better to do.'

Yet I know quite a few who did go back to work because they were bored. I
have a friend who gave away $68 million back in the 1970s because he didn't
want the government to get half of it. Set up a blind trust that fundss an
agricultural co-op. He's retired four times and has decided he's no good at
it. He never wants for anything.

>Its because they enjoy having
> things like a roof over their heads and food to eat.

Tell you what, why don't you get out and look at some reality instead of
talking out of your ass.

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Subject: Re: Americans are cunts.
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.nuke.the.usa,talk.politics.guns,alt.slack,talk.atheism,talk.politics.animals
Date: Sun, Oct 6, 2002 3:52 PM
Message-ID: <k151qu0a20hovsc0oa8rd2m4sc1m1rjpuv@4ax.com>

On Sun, 06 Oct 2002 19:27:18 GMT, "Morton Davis"
<oglethorpe@oglethorpe.com> wrote:

>Yet I know quite a few who did go back to work because they were bored. I
>have a friend who gave away $68 million back in the 1970s because he didn't
>want the government to get half of it. Set up a blind trust that fundss an
>agricultural co-op. He's retired four times and has decided he's no good at
>it. He never wants for anything.
>

Thank you for being sure those with more than 50 million dollars to
throw around are properly represented.

They probably represent the norm, huh?

>>Its because they enjoy having
>> things like a roof over their heads and food to eat.
>>Tell you what, why don't you get out and look at some reality instead of
>talking out of your ass.

Yes, your anecdotal experiences are unquestonably more valid than all
those confusing ol' statistics.

You can't be a Real Country unless you have A BEER and an airline-it helps if
you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very
least you need a BEER.
- Frank Zappa

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Subject: Re: Americans are cunts.
From: "Amerigo \"Genitalia\" Vespucci" <amerigo@vespucci.org>

"Morton Davis" <oglethorpe@att.net> wrote:
>
> Tell you what, why don't you get out and look at some reality instead of
> talking out of your ass.

The MORTiver$e: http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/sunshine.jpg

In orbiting lead cans, only the elite will survive da big falling rock...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2128488.stm

"Each year about 30 asteroids several metres in length pierce the
atmosphere and explode, with even the smaller sized ones unleashing
as much energy as the nuclear bomb dropped on Hiroshima in Japan."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38135000/jpg/_38135901_asteroid150.jpg

"... A computer simulation indicated that more than 1,000 fatal impacts
could crop up in a 100,000-year period..."
http://www.astro.uni-bonn.de/~dfischer/mirror/index.html

Near Earth Object [NEO] Information Centre
http://www.nearearthobjects.co.uk/

Near-Earth Object Program
http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/

European Space Agency - Human Space Flight
http://www.esa.int/export/esaHS/iss.html

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