Subject: An Oily Little Rant

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.politics,alt.journalism.gonzo,alt.tasteless
Date: Sat, Mar 29, 2003 12:35 PM

So this pal of mine ululated a wad of stuff including:

">>>>> As a commercial secret, the question of
when oil production starts to decline is much too important for
discussion outside boardrooms and the corridors of power. (It will NOT
show up in the geophysical journals Ruppert is so fond of quoting,
....(Just as a side note, you can bet George W. Bush and Dick
Cheney have a better set of numbers on this than anyone else on the
planet.)
........Powers which had previously been friendly will have trouble
getting along, and will accuse each other of terrible behaviors as a prelude
to all-out war. The US will go to war in the middle-east. Gas prices
will rise. People will claim that it's not all about oil.
.........
As for you and me and the information we have access to, it
goes something like this: Ten years from now, if you're driving
your hot-rod through an endless desert at 110 miles an hour, firing a
sawed-off out the window at the mohawked punks who are trying to kill
you for ten gallons of regular, it was about oil.
Otherwise, it wasn't."

Um, why would I be driving through the desert at all, much less at
110 mph if the situation was such that someone was willing to shoot me
for 10 gallons of gas?

I've already been sent so many digital metric tons of geophysical
data and limited-thinking-style pro- and anti-war info, I'm a-stickin'
my head in the sand and going to see "The Core," HA!!!

I wound UP in f**king Arkansas because the neo-Bushies decided to
take a sinister long view and greatly curtail domestic oil
exploration back in '88-89. Texas' hefty oil-based economy took a huge
nosedive and all of the support work related to it likewise. This
included the data processing outlets for which I had been working.
Eh-oh!

This whole mess is mega-complex in one sense & I do not claim
absolute ascendancy in parsing it all, but when you get down to it,
the roots are simple enough:

*God saw fit to put the largest and most easily accessed sweet crude
reserves under some of the most insane, sun-baked, warring clans on
the globe;

*People need and want energy for Everything; oil was firstest with the
mostest and has the biggest structure in place, overshadowing better
systems because those would be harder to wring out, profit-wise. Our
Boys have made the most of it and retain the tightest grip on the
system thereof. This is why people are still looking the other way
when President Alfred E. Bush and his family are soaked in oil-based
stocks and our douche-nozzle VP was only 2 years ago a bigwig at
Halliburton, which has conveniently been contracted to handle a pile
of the oil machinery needs in Iraq, post-war;

*If The President were to appear on TV and say "We're reducing our
military presence near Mecca to almost zero because we do not wish to
offend the Prophet and Allah is Allah," a ton of the AY-rab trouble
would drop to a low simmer, despite our resented ties to Israel & we
would continue to gulp from the Gulf with less hassle. Of course,
that'll happen the day Hulk Hogan appears on TV with 46DD tits and
proclaims that he enjoys being a girl;

*Republicans generally have lousy sex lives, Cheney has a heart
condition, Bush's wife is a puckered put-on of a good-church-lady and
that daughter o' his is a drugged-out trouble-girl, all of which leads
to penis-surrogacy via Power. BIG hard-ons there, OH yaz! (Note on
hypocrisy: if Bush's daughter gets hopped-up on pills, steals from a
department store and tries to pass a bogus scrip, that's a "family
medical problem," but if some hapless proto-hippie is caught huffin' a
spleef in the park, he gets 10 years in the Slam as Bruno's
love-pinata. You killed Comfort! You BASTARDS!)

*Hyoo-mons are steenkbags and Money uber alles.

Ergo, I'm going to see "The Core" rather than sweat it past point X,
because I have no Green Lantern ring with which I would otherwise dump
Saddam & his psychotic family on some remote Micronesian island with
Bush and his staff so they could slug it out away from the rest of us,
using bamboo stalks and dried monkey poo. U.S.A.! U.S.A.!!!

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HellPope Huey® hellpopehuey@subgenius©.com
If I can survive the Church of Christ,
I should be able to survive an attack by a giant turtle like Gamera

"My goal has always been to entertain part of the audience
and annoy equally another part of the audience...
when George Bush said in a speech that
'Americans should be more like the Waltons than the Simpsons,'
it was great. I love it when they take the bait."
- Matt Groening

"This protest has the distinct bouquet of IDIOTS!"
- Lewis Black

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Subject: Re: An Oily Little Rant
From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

"ICEKNIFE" <icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net> wrote in message news:<b5mdnWZBhJ-wcxijXTWcog@lmi.net>...

> do NOT bitch if nobody else replies to this, Huey.
>> It was complete, made sense, and requires no comment.
>> If you want someone to argue, make less sense.

Why icey, if we start showing less than absolute, sniping contempt
for one another, people are gonna think we're giving each other
tongue. That's just the way they are, you know.

OTOH, I stand corrected about the Halliburton vagueries. The
skullbuggery is flying so thick and fast, sometimes all you can be
sure of is that its so under the arm, an octopus would be running out
of armpits in which to hide it. Part of even posting such stuff is to
keep the course corrections rolling so we don't lose impetus for our
outraged incredulity.

When I see Bush & Cheney, I see every arrogant, sloppy-assed, abusive
boss I ever had who drove away the dependable & the competent (incl.
myself, as a rule), leaving only them, their slithering cronies &
people who shaped their noses to fit their heiney-holes. I wish them
all hemorrhoids the size of ripe plums and plenty OF 'em, too, praise
"Bob."

Aside from that, the only thing I care to argue about at the moment
is whether anyone but Charlotte Church has had so arresting and warm a
voice since Nat King Cole died. PRAISE Nat.

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HellPope Huey® hellpopehuey@subgenius©.com
If I can survive the Church of Christ,
I should be able to survive an attack by a giant turtle like Gamera

"This protest has the distinct bouquet of IDIOTS!"
- Lewis Black

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