Subject: I WONDERED where all those extra launched Palmer heads went

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 6, 2003 7:59 PM
Message-ID: <8cc8cffc.0304061559.4c8290cf@posting.google.com>

Six more moons found orbiting Jupiter... Pushes the number up to 58.
Each about a mile or so across. University of Hawaii & Cambridge U.
astronomer's co-announced it Friday. Part of an ongoing search using
the world's 2 largest digital cameras at the Subaru and
Canada-France-Hawaii 'scopes atop Mauna Kea.

They're in retrograde orbits, running opposite Jupiter's rotation,
suggesting that they were snagged by its gravity not long after its
formation. Pretty cool, huh? Just a quick bit to remind you that NOT
EVERYTHING IS ABOUT THE GODDAMNED WAR OR WHAT GODDAMNED NENSLO THINKS.

I hope one of those moons eventually falls on Morgan Fairchild,
though. Those Old Navy commercials suck like a 12-pack of rap.

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and certainly not desirable,
as one's hat keeps blowing off.
- Woody Allen

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...you'll go blind."
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