Subject: Just added to the encyclopedia: nukuler

From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Oct 22, 2002 11:05 PM
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NUKULER. N-u-k-u-l-e-r. (Noo-kyuh-lerr) adj. 1. Substances or devices
using such substances which emit heavy particle radiation as a process of
natural radioactive decay. See nuclear. 2. (n.) A type of chili seasoning
which creates caustic excretia and highly flammable flatus, and the most
common cause of anal prolapse in the southwestern US above even childbirth.
The most historic, and dangerous, of these seasonings was discovered hidden
in a shed on a swamp platform in 1940, 60 miles east of Dallas, TX. Founded
in 1811 by an acadienne migrant by the name of Nukuler Thibodeaux, it was
formerly manufactured in secret by his clan of conasse crackers for 130
years, with only a history of local intestinal ruptures admitted to Dallas
hospitals, all consisting of teenage boys or drunk older men. The art of
"Nukuler Pyroflatulation" had acquired infamy in that geographic location,
due to a purported fifty foot plume emitted by the nether regions of a
thirteen year old boy in 1938, causing the destruction of a home, a barn,
forty livestock and two inconsequential darkies. The boy survived, but had
the hiccups for 25 years as well as a colostomy.

Remember your Bushisms, they'll be in the dictionary soon, and our children
must learn to spell them correctly or else get Fs on their spelling tests
and fail at being good Americans and join Al Qaeda and go to hell for being
traitors and burn forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever.

alliekatt

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