Subject: OFFICIAL DRINK TALLY NOT INCLUDING CAMERA PANS was Re: The State of the Union Drinking Game

From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.discordia
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Wed, Jan 29, 2003 11:02 AM
Message-ID: <3E37FB92.1255@succeeds.com>

nu-monet v5.0 wrote:
>
> You need several drinks standing by, along with
> the pretzel sticks.
>
> RULES:
>
> 1) When one of the following words or expressions
> are used:
>
> "War on Terror" - Eat a pretzel stick and growl.
> "Recession" - Yell "Spare Change?", SHOT of liquor.
> "Homeland" - Jump to attention and salute.
> "Good Jobs" - Yell "Hear! Hear!", drink sip of beer.
> "Freedom" - Grab Crotch.
> "Billion Dollars" - Yell "BULLSHIT!", drink sip of beer.
> "Osama bin Laden" - SHOT of beer.
>

War on Terror == 2
Recession == 2
Homeland == 3
Good Jobs == 0
Freedom == 5
Billion (Dollars) == 5
Osama bin Laden == 0 (must be dead)

LIQUOR TOTALS

Liquor == 2 shots

Beer == 5 sips beer

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Subject: Re: OFFICIAL DRINK TALLY NOT INCLUDING CAMERA PANS was Re: The State of the Union Drinking Game
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.discordia
Date: Wed, Jan 29, 2003 11:32 AM
Message-ID: <og0g3vgpcre1prefktbuo94cp9g2k9t150@4ax.com>

On Wed, 29 Jan 2003 16:02:17 GMT, "nu-monet v5.0"
<nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:

>Good Jobs == 0
>Freedom == 5

Kinda says it all.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment
for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

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Subject: Re: OFFICIAL DRINK TALLY NOT INCLUDING CAMERA PANS was Re: The State of the Union Drinking Game
From: "Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde" <rabbs@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.discordia
Date: Wed, Jan 29, 2003 9:49 PM
Message-ID: <Yo0_9.1$pQ5.764@monger.newsread.com>

"nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote in message
news:3E37FB92.1255@succeeds.com...
>
> War on Terror == 2
> Recession == 2
> Homeland == 3
> Good Jobs == 0
> Freedom == 5
> Billion (Dollars) == 5
> Osama bin Laden == 0 (must be dead)
>
No mention of Osama? Man, that says a LOT about how short this guy's
attention span really is.

--With love, the Rabbs

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