Subject: Q:

From: "Blackout" <blackout@404subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 9, 2003 3:20 PM
Message-ID: <xo_ka.27$Hg5.34576@news.uswest.net>

who among is is so fucking retarded that you think knocking over a statue
with a tank equals the total and complete end of hostilities?

RAISE YOUR HANDS

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Subject: Re: Q:
From: "NeuroManson" <moc.ibtta@dogegoops>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 9, 2003 4:14 PM
Message-ID: <4b%ka.149346$Zo.29053@sccrnsc03>

"Blackout" <blackout@404subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:xo_ka.27$Hg5.34576@news.uswest.net...
> who among is is so fucking retarded that you think knocking over a statue
> with a tank equals the total and complete end of hostilities?
>
> RAISE YOUR HANDS

The pinks cut my hands off months ago. I currently type with my penis. Is it
raised? No.

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Subject: Re: Q:
From: Two Beans <twobeans@godhatesyou.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 9, 2003 4:22 PM
Message-ID: <v99086bgm1hqc8@corp.supernews.com>

Blackout wrote:
> who among is is so fucking retarded that you think knocking over a statue
> with a tank equals the total and complete end of hostilities?
>
> RAISE YOUR HANDS
>

Its thetotal and complete end to hostilities from that statue.

That'll learn that inanimate object!

-2B

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Subject: Re: Q:
From: "howard" <howy.stone@virgin.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 9, 2003 4:50 PM
Message-ID: <b7214g$a7f1s$1@ID-178504.news.dfncis.de>

"Two Beans" <twobeans@godhatesyou.com> wrote in message
news:v99086bgm1hqc8@corp.supernews.com...
> Blackout wrote:
> > who among is is so fucking retarded that you think knocking over a
statue
> > with a tank equals the total and complete end of hostilities?
> >
> > RAISE YOUR HANDS
> >
>
> Its thetotal and complete end to hostilities from that statue.
>
> That'll learn that inanimate object!
>
> -2B
>

Did you see that statue had it's arm raised ?

It was trying to break it's fall !

It was.....ALIVE !

AAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH !!

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Subject: Re: Q:
From: KRONOS <null@void.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 9, 2003 5:11 PM
Message-ID: <m2y92jideu.fsf@localhost.localdomain>

On Wed, 9 Apr 2003, blackout@404subgenius.com wrote:
> who among is is so fucking retarded that you think knocking over a
> statue with a tank equals the total and complete end of hostilities?
>
> RAISE YOUR HANDS

That was no ordinary statue-that was an unstoppable killing machine
like the "Iron Giant". The marines toppled it just in the nick of
time, before Saddam had the chance to transmit the activation code
from his super-secret underground bunker beneath the Tigris.

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Subject: Re: Q:
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 9, 2003 3:58 PM
Message-ID: <6pu89voq8svi72hf0ptospn9rtn7dqjn6a@4ax.com>

On Wed, 9 Apr 2003 12:20:54 -0700, "Blackout"
<blackout@404subgenius.com> wrote:

>who among is is so fucking retarded that you think knocking over a statue
>with a tank equals the total and complete end of hostilities?
>
>RAISE YOUR HANDS
>

Who among us thinks a clipart cut out from a comic book is the
messiah?

I mean let's get a little perspective, here.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence
by means of language.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein

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Subject: Re: Q:
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 9, 2003 9:00 PM
Message-ID: <090420032100579981%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <xo_ka.27$Hg5.34576@news.uswest.net>, Blackout
<blackout@404subgenius.com> wrote:

> who among is is so fucking retarded that you think knocking over a statue
> with a tank equals the total and complete end of hostilities?
>
> RAISE YOUR HANDS
>

Fuck the statue, Baghdad Bob is off the air. I am grieving and you guys
are making fun. I feel like I have lost part of me. My long lost Iraqi
brother. I was starting to get Stockholm Syndrome over that smooth
talking man. Not many people in the world have such a similar job to
mine, working as pitch man for a giant scary Head that nobody ever
sees, and I really am worried for him. I pray he makes it safely to
Hollywood. There he will be safe, among equals.

I bet he and Saddam, just the two of them, are feverishly digging their
way into the wall of the collapsed Secret Tunnel where the Lamp is
hidden... Mohammad's pick goes through the rotten brick and clanks
against the gilded safe inside... they pull it out, it is ornate,
hundreds of years old. Baghdad Bob does the incantations while Saddam
(wounded, but grimly determined) undoes the Sacred Latches according to
the Ways of the Ancients and they open it... light streaming out... the
Lamp is inside! But it is no mere physical I Dream of Genie prop, it is
THE LAMP, THE LIGHT -- it is more an EYE than a lamp but it is giving
off intense radiant energy while... SUCKING... them in... totally
awestruck, frozen in place, Saddam Hussein and Baghdad Bob are
simultaneously DRAWN IN and yet REPLACED, by something else from within
the "lamp," the glowing votex that is inhaling them while extruding a
foul Writhing, a syrupy vapor that is filling-in the shells of them...

Suddenly the box SLAMS itself shut over the Lamp, cutting off the
light... but light now emits from the Saddam Thing and the Mohammad
Said al-Shahaf Thing. The beings stand upright, rigid, then rotate as
one, supernaturally, towards the sounds from down the tunnel of Marines
racing towards them...

--
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Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
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For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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Subject: Re: Q:
From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Apr 10, 2003 11:03 PM
Message-ID: <8cc8cffc.0304101903.3f572d88@posting.google.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message news:<090420032100579981%stang@subgenius.com>...

> Suddenly the box SLAMS itself shut over the Lamp, cutting off the
> light... but light now emits from the Saddam Thing and the Mohammad
> Said al-Shahaf Thing. The beings stand upright, rigid, then rotate as
> one, supernaturally, towards the sounds from down the tunnel of Marines
> racing towards them...

...and begin singing a Rally's rap commercial in Swedish as the genie
laughs hysterically, kvelling over the sound of Marine shells blasting
their heads into moist, gooey lumps.

Even the Djiin have a ceiling on their tolerance for certain
behaviors. Totalitarianism is far less fun to manipulate than a
democracy. With the latter, the opportunities for jokes are vastly
superior. Yes, Master! BWEENG!

"I've snapped and plotted all my life...
...there's no other way to be alive, a king and 50 all at
once."
- "The Lion In Winter"

"I think he told us to f**k ourselves!"
"Dude, how is that gonna help?"
- "South Park"

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Subject: Re: Q:
From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Apr 11, 2003 1:50 PM
Message-ID: <3E97007F.774EA8C9@carbon.cudenver.edu>

chupacabra wrote:
>
> Seems all my pink aquaintences believe it. But that ain't "us" for sure.
>
> Blackout wrote:
> > who among is is so fucking retarded that you think knocking over a statue
> > with a tank equals the total and complete end of hostilities?
> >
> > RAISE YOUR HANDS
<snip>

I read in another newsgroup that it wasn't even a statue of
the real Saddam, but one of his doubles.

--
John Starrett

"We have nothing to fear but the scary stuff"

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