Subject: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes

From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Apr 15, 2003 9:26 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.16.01.21.49.999785.794@lord.com>

25% of your tax money is BLOOD SOAKED (goes to the military). Don't kill
women and children in 3rd world countries.

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Tue, Apr 15, 2003 10:03 PM
Message-ID: <3E9CB9E1.11B4@succeeds.com>

The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord wrote:
>
> 25% of your tax money is BLOOD SOAKED
> (goes to the military). Don't kill
> women and children in 3rd world countries.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Well, I suppose the paying taxes part is.

But I'm all in favor of the killing.

--
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Apr 15, 2003 10:23 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.16.02.18.47.536072.794@lord.com>

On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 22:03:13 -0400, nu-monet v5.0 wrote:

> The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord wrote:
>>
>> 25% of your tax money is BLOOD SOAKED (goes to the military). Don't
>> kill
>> women and children in 3rd world countries.
>
>
> You say that like it's a bad thing.
>
> Well, I suppose the paying taxes part is.
>
> But I'm all in favor of the killing.

Yeah that's so funny man. You're fucking Jerry Louis you know that?

You must suffer from macrocephaly. Your oversized head is filled with
creative genius. Only a fucking genius like you could make fun of
slaughtering and maiming the innocent who live on the other side of the
globe. Hahahaha. Yeah very funny. Limbless torsos. Sideshow freaks.
Hahah.

Only pinheads feel empathy right?

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: "Saint Bucky" <someone@microsoft.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Apr 15, 2003 11:49 PM
Message-ID: <Zp4na.1356$b67.397580@read2.cgocable.net>

<snip>
<plonk>
insert killfiling noise here--><

--
"Nothing is real." -- John Lennon
"Nothing unreal exists." -- Mr. Spock

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The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord worted:
>
> nu-monet worted:
>
> > The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord worted fisted:
> >>
> >> 25% of your tax money is BLOOD SOAKED (goes
> >> to the military). Don't kill women and
> >> children in 3rd world countries.
> >
> >
> > You say that like it's a bad thing.
> >
> > Well, I suppose the paying taxes part is.
> >
> > But I'm all in favor of the killing.
>
>
> Yeah that's so funny man. You're fucking
> Jerry Louis you know that?
>

Who is Jerry Louis and why do you think I'm
fucking him?

Plus, if you had looked at my .sig, you would
have noticed that I am High Priest in the
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed). Do you have
any idea what the goddess Kali is?

She is the goddess of death. Now, in past,
followers of Kali have actively killed people.
But we don't do that any longer. However, our
great sacrament is death. We enjoy it, revel
in it, are amazed by it, IN ALL ITS FORMS.
Even our own deaths.

This means it is pleasing to us any time anything
dies by any means. We disregard the idea that
there is a "meaning" or "lack of meaning" in
death. Kali is far more powerful than any mere
human foolishness, like assigning human "meanings"
to other things that are truly beyond us.

We also see all human activity as folly, so there
is no "greater" or "lesser" life among men. Just
life to be fulfilled through the ultimate act of
death.

The only tragedy with the death of "innocent
women and children" is the lack of any Kali
worshipper to witness and enjoy their destruction.
This does not mean that we, like your kind, go
in for playing with dead things. Dead things are
greatly reduced in stature in our eyes, and are
only fit for sanitary disposal.

--
Rev. nu-monet
High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 1:12 AM
Message-ID: <qhpp9v8gkb0626ngebl80li18fqeopjcqo@4ax.com>

On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 20:55:36 -0700, "nu-monet v5.0"
<nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:

>Who is Jerry Louis

Jerry Lewis in French.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

He put his little vibrator in his coat-pocket and went out
to hunt a half-erected steel building.

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: "Artemia Salina" <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 1:59 AM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.16.05.59.10.426549@sheayright.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 02:23:42 +0000, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
wrote:

> Jerry Louis

Jerry WHO?!?!

--
Research shows that reckless drivers prefer SUVs
over any other type of vehicle.

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: zosodada@aol.com (Zosodada)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 2:01 AM
Message-ID: <20030416020142.23355.00000636@mb-cu.aol.com>

<< Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: "Artemia Salina" y2k@sheayright.com
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 1:59 AM
Message-id: <pan.2003.04.16.05.59.10.426549@sheayright.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 02:23:42 +0000, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
wrote:

> Jerry Louis

Jerry WHO?!?! >>

The French Jerry Lewis.

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 4:46 AM
Message-ID: <q26q9vojh2e9go804qe6r87vl20arv1iu1@4ax.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 02:23:42 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
<your@lord.com> wrote:
>Yeah that's so funny man. You're fucking Jerry Louis you know that?

Welcome to alt.slack, my friend. Hope you enjoy your stay
here...though I suspect it will be brief.

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Apr 15, 2003 10:37 PM
Message-ID: <1mfp9vsrkl4n7mrg1vfb5qkjljl7d4m36b@4ax.com>

On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 19:03:13 -0700, "nu-monet v5.0"
<nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:

>The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord wrote:
>>
>> 25% of your tax money is BLOOD SOAKED
>> (goes to the military). Don't kill
>> women and children in 3rd world countries.
>
>
>You say that like it's a bad thing.
>
>Well, I suppose the paying taxes part is.
>
>But I'm all in favor of the killing.

they'd have ended up dead, anyhow, right?

Being dead is like being a manager. At least when people are dead
they don't get all under your feet. That's why you bury them. When
people die they change colors and smell bad. That's a difference too,
I have never had a manager change colors. So you plant them and all
that grows is astroturf. And rocks with their names on them. And
then people come and drop dead flowers on them. As if that is
supposed to help things. They still smell bad. But you can't smell
them because you buried them. And that's GOOD. That's not bad. You
don't want to smell them. So I guess there is some kind of logic in
dropping dead flowers on them because you can smell those. It's a
compromise. Then people are supposed to come and visit them, and
smell the dead flowers, because it's better than smelling dead people.
It would probably make more sense just to stay home and not visit the
dead people in the first place. People just don't think. We could
drop hanks of decaying pork on dead people instead of flowers and then
just visit them that much less often. Have you ever noticed that
people never have picnics in cemetaries? It's a shame because they
are usually such pretty, park-like places. And really you could just
bring a shovel and have all the free meat you wanted. People just
don't think.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Well I am not going to get into a 'my ego is more dissolved than yours' match.
with you

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Apr 15, 2003 10:47 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.16.02.42.08.377222.794@lord.com>

On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 22:37:45 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:

>>But I'm all in favor of the killing.
> People just don't think.

To be indifferent towards death differs from supporting murder and
maiming.

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 1:11 AM
Message-ID: <tfpp9voui7qv8ustqsnk85qkck30juu96t@4ax.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 02:47:03 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
<your@lord.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 22:37:45 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>
>>>But I'm all in favor of the killing.
>> People just don't think.
>
>To be indifferent towards death differs from supporting murder and
>maiming.

What's so bad about being indifferent towards death?

Death is indifferent towards you.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

You have grown sophisticated enough to realize that the Devil is a projection of
your own psyche, but you have not grown wise enough to learn how to use your
creativity constructively

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 8:29 AM
Message-ID: <160420030829084922%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <q26q9vojh2e9go804qe6r87vl20arv1iu1@4ax.com>, Modemac
<modemac@modemac.com> wrote:

> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 02:23:42 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
> <your@lord.com> wrote:
> >Yeah that's so funny man. You're fucking Jerry Louis you know that?
>
> Welcome to alt.slack, my friend. Hope you enjoy your stay
> here...though I suspect it will be brief.

Now Modemac. Why ever would you say that.

--
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Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
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SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 9:25 AM
Message-ID: <3E9D59BC.13C0@succeeds.com>

ICEKNIFE wrote:
>
> if you could pay all your taxes to one
> department, which would it be?
>

NEW GAME! Here's the index to choose from:

http://firstgov.com/Agencies/Federal/All_Agencies/index.shtml

I want to give mine to:

Geological Survey (USGS)

--
Give me thank or kill me.
--nu-monet

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: "Dunter Powries" <fech.redcap@spedlins>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 9:52 AM
Message-ID: <Xedna.20044$883.2379@nwrdny02.gnilink.net>

nu-monet v5.0 <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote in message
news:3E9D59BC.13C0@succeeds.com...
> ICEKNIFE wrote:
> >
> > if you could pay all your taxes to one
> > department, which would it be?
> >
>
> NEW GAME! Here's the index to choose from:
>
> http://firstgov.com/Agencies/Federal/All_Agencies/index.shtml
>
> I want to give mine to:
>
> Geological Survey (USGS)
>

I want to pay my taxes to the White House Commission on the National Moment
of Remembrance but I can't remember why and, besides, I keep forgetting.

Dunter

--
"Attempted murder. Now honestly, what is that? Do they give the Nobel Prize
for attempted chemistry?"
-Sideshow Bob

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: phy <phy00x@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 9:28 AM
Message-ID: <Xns935F56061C265phy00x@216.168.3.44>

The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com> wrote in
news:pan.2003.04.16.01.21.49.999785.794@lord.com:

> 25% of your tax money is BLOOD SOAKED (goes to the military). Don't kill
> women and children in 3rd world countries.
>

Someone told me that it is necessary to keep their population down or else
too many would reproduce and would spread over here. I kind of believe her.
Look how long it has been since we had a war with Mexico.

-phy

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: modemac@modemac.com (Modemac)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 12:16 PM
Message-ID: <b71f73eb.0304160816.1c061159@posting.google.com>

"ICEKNIFE" <icNOekSPAMnife@lmi.net> wrote in message news:<ZlmdnXiP_OYylQCjXTWcqA@lmi.net>...
> if you could pay all your taxes to one department, which would it be?

A common complaint about government spending usually includes the
phrase, "My tax dollars are paying for this!" Whether it's missile
launchers, oil rigs, or bribes to the government of Two-bit-istan, you
usually hear someone saying, "You're spending MY tax dollars to commit
this evil deed!"

If I was a government employee, I'd be tempted to take that person to
a spot in the middle of the highway. I'd point at the side of the
road and say, "You see that three foot stretch of asphalt there?
That's precisely where *your* tax dollars went, Joe Smith! That's
*your* stretch of road right there! Now shut up."

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Modemac wrote:
>
> If I was a government employee, I'd be tempted
> to take that person to a spot in the middle of
> the highway. I'd point at the side of the road
> and say, "You see that three foot stretch of
> asphalt there? That's precisely where *your*
> tax dollars went, Joe Smith! That's *your*
> stretch of road right there! Now shut up."

You might even change the tenses. "You see that
three foot stretch of asphalt there? That's
precisely where *all the taxes you're ever going
to pay* are going, Joe Smith! It's your *children*,
the LITTLE BASTARDS, who WILL BE paying for all of
the DEATH AND DESTRUCTION RIGHT NOW, for the rest
of their heavily-taxed lives."

--
Anyone with a gun pointed
at you is the government.
--nu-monet

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: "Artemia Salina" <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 1:29 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.16.17.29.06.951121@sheayright.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 10:23:09 -0700, nu-monet v5.0 wrote:

> It's your *children*,
> the LITTLE BASTARDS, who WILL BE paying for all of
> the DEATH AND DESTRUCTION RIGHT NOW, for the rest
> of their heavily-taxed lives."

Oh yuh think so? http://www.drudgereport.com/flash1.htm
"US Dollars Exported To Pay Iraqi Civil Servants"

--
Research shows that reckless drivers prefer SUVs
over any other type of vehicle.

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Artemia Salina wrote:
>
> nu-monet v5.0 wrote:
>
> > It's your *children*,
> > the LITTLE BASTARDS, who WILL BE paying for all of
> > the DEATH AND DESTRUCTION RIGHT NOW, for the rest
> > of their heavily-taxed lives."
>
> Oh yuh think so? http://www.drudgereport.com/flash1.htm
> "US Dollars Exported To Pay Iraqi Civil Servants"
>

Oh, that's not REAL money. It's only cash.
Real money is electrons.

--
Unless there is some reason for investigation,
the federal law and the Constitution still
protect the rights of citizens.
--FBI agent Greg Stejskal

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 1:55 PM
Message-ID: <20030416135531.18982.00000019@mb-m15.aol.com>

>if you could pay all your taxes to one department, which would it be?
>

Crypto City.

I want a bunker there.

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: cphilipp@nycap.rr.com (Christopher K. Philippo)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 2:50 PM
Message-ID: <c2d2252f.0304161050.18eefdb4@posting.google.com>

The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com> wrote in message news:<pan.2003.04.16.01.21.49.999785.794@lord.com>...
> 25% of your tax money is BLOOD SOAKED (goes to the military). Don't kill
> women and children in 3rd world countries.

This site <http://www.warresisters.org/piechart.htm> says it's closer to 47%!

Toff

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 2:56 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.16.18.52.03.82508.172@lord.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 01:11:59 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:

> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 02:47:03 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
> <your@lord.com> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 22:37:45 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>>
>>>>But I'm all in favor of the killing.
>>> People just don't think.
>>
>>To be indifferent towards death differs from supporting murder and
>>maiming.
>
> What's so bad about being indifferent towards death?
>
> Death is indifferent towards you.

I never said being indifferent towards death is bad. I implicitly stated
somewhere else that making fun of death and maiming is bad. Being
indifferent towards something and actually enjoying it are two different
things. Understand?!?!!?!

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: "Dunter Powries" <fech.redcap@spedlins>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 3:17 PM
Message-ID: <W_hna.6472$ah6.2593@nwrdny03.gnilink.net>

The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.04.16.18.52.03.82508.172@lord.com...
> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 01:11:59 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>
> > On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 02:47:03 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
> > <your@lord.com> wrote:
> >
> >>On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 22:37:45 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
> >>
> >>>>But I'm all in favor of the killing.
> >>> People just don't think.
> >>
> >>To be indifferent towards death differs from supporting murder and
> >>maiming.
> >
> > What's so bad about being indifferent towards death?
> >
> > Death is indifferent towards you.
>
> I never said being indifferent towards death is bad. I implicitly stated
> somewhere else that making fun of death and maiming is bad. Being
> indifferent towards something and actually enjoying it are two different
> things. Understand?!?!!?!

Yes, you're saying that being indifferent toward death and maiming is good,
or at least not bad. Who is Jerry Louis and what does he have to do with
macrocephaly?

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 3:23 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.16.19.19.00.774728.172@lord.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 15:17:10 -0400, Dunter Powries wrote:

> The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com> wrote in message
> news:pan.2003.04.16.18.52.03.82508.172@lord.com...
>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 01:11:59 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>>
>> > On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 02:47:03 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
>> > <your@lord.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >>On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 22:37:45 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>>But I'm all in favor of the killing.
>> >>> People just don't think.
>> >>
>> >>To be indifferent towards death differs from supporting murder and
>> >>maiming.
>> >
>> > What's so bad about being indifferent towards death?
>> >
>> > Death is indifferent towards you.
>>
>> I never said being indifferent towards death is bad. I implicitly
>> stated somewhere else that making fun of death and maiming is bad.
>> Being indifferent towards something and actually enjoying it are two
>> different things. Understand?!?!!?!
>
> Yes, you're saying that being indifferent toward death and maiming is
> good, or at least not bad.

I don't remember whether the above is true.

> Who is Jerry Louis and what does he have to
> do with macrocephaly?

Answer to q. #1 is found in another post. I don't know the answer to q.
#2.

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: modemac@modemac.com (Modemac)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 5:03 PM
Message-ID: <b71f73eb.0304161303.362fccd5@posting.google.com>

The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com> wrote in message news:<pan.2003.04.16.18.52.03.82508.172@lord.com>...
> I implicitly stated
> somewhere else that making fun of death and maiming is bad.

Gosh, I'd better throw away my DVD of "Dr. Strangelove" RIGHT NOW!

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 5:33 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.16.21.28.17.582678.551@lord.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 17:03:57 -0400, Modemac wrote:

> The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com> wrote in message
> news:<pan.2003.04.16.18.52.03.82508.172@lord.com>...
>> I implicitly stated
>> somewhere else that making fun of death and maiming is bad.
>
> Gosh, I'd better throw away my DVD of "Dr. Strangelove" RIGHT NOW!

Do as you wish. But is "Dr. Strangelove" a "making fun of death and
maiming" or is it a "making fun of the premises and participants of the
Cold War"?

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: Rabbi Shankar <me@privacy.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 8:02 PM
Message-ID: <0amna.194$hT2.217516@news2.news.adelphia.net>

>>I implicitly stated
>>somewhere else that making fun of death and maiming is bad.

"If we can't make fun of death, then what business do
we have killing people?" - Zippy.

probably mangled.

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: Rabbi Shankar <me@privacy.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 8:05 PM
Message-ID: <Ocmna.196$hT2.219423@news2.news.adelphia.net>

> I implicitly stated
> somewhere else that making fun of death and maiming
> is bad.

"If we can't make fun of death, then what business do
we have killing people?" - Zippy.

(probably mangled.)

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 8:10 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.17.00.05.38.410323.551@lord.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 20:05:02 -0400, Rabbi Shankar wrote:

> > I implicitly stated
> > somewhere else that making fun of death and maiming is bad.
>
> "If we can't make fun of death, then what business do we have killing
> people?" - Zippy.
>
> (probably mangled.)

What I said was "death". What I meant was "murder". Ok?

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 6:10 PM
Message-ID: <56lr9v4nr0vdo8q69ie5m0e82hvg76i5kp@4ax.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 18:56:58 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
<your@lord.com> wrote:

>On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 01:11:59 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 02:47:03 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
>> <your@lord.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 22:37:45 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>>>
>>>>>But I'm all in favor of the killing.
>>>> People just don't think.
>>>
>>>To be indifferent towards death differs from supporting murder and
>>>maiming.
>>
>> What's so bad about being indifferent towards death?
>>
>> Death is indifferent towards you.
>
>I never said being indifferent towards death is bad. I implicitly stated
>somewhere else that making fun of death and maiming is bad.

So killing and maiming are OK as long as you don't have fun?!?!!?!

>Being
>indifferent towards something and actually enjoying it are two different
>things. Understand?!?!!?!

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Have you had any formal psychotherapy?
>
******No. But I have a tuxedo.******

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 7:00 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.16.22.55.33.27824.551@lord.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 18:10:38 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:

> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 18:56:58 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
> <your@lord.com> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 01:11:59 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 02:47:03 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
>>> <your@lord.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 22:37:45 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>But I'm all in favor of the killing.
>>>>> People just don't think.
>>>>
>>>>To be indifferent towards death differs from supporting murder and
>>>>maiming.
>>>
>>> What's so bad about being indifferent towards death?
>>>
>>> Death is indifferent towards you.
>>
>>I never said being indifferent towards death is bad. I implicitly
>>stated somewhere else that making fun of death and maiming is bad.
>
> So killing and maiming are OK as long as you don't have fun?!?!!?!
>

Huh? Where did I say that man?

>>Being
>>indifferent towards something and actually enjoying it are two different
>>things. Understand?!?!!?!

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 7:03 PM
Message-ID: <08or9vo7mcduof9qkeia312impukabs8fn@4ax.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 23:00:29 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
<your@lord.com> wrote:

>On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 18:10:38 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 18:56:58 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
>> <your@lord.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 01:11:59 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 02:47:03 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
>>>> <your@lord.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 22:37:45 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>But I'm all in favor of the killing.
>>>>>> People just don't think.
>>>>>
>>>>>To be indifferent towards death differs from supporting murder and
>>>>>maiming.
>>>>
>>>> What's so bad about being indifferent towards death?
>>>>
>>>> Death is indifferent towards you.
>>>
>>>I never said being indifferent towards death is bad. I implicitly
>>>stated somewhere else that making fun of death and maiming is bad.
>>
>> So killing and maiming are OK as long as you don't have fun?!?!!?!
>>
>
>Huh? Where did I say that man?
>

Well, maybe I misunderstood you, work with me. So are you saying it's
OK if killing and maiming are fun?

>>>Being
>>>indifferent towards something and actually enjoying it are two different
>>>things. Understand?!?!!?!

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"The difference between Heaven and Hell is which end of the pitchfork
you're on!"
-- Popess Lilith von Fraumench

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 7:12 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.16.23.07.16.226853.551@lord.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 19:03:01 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:

> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 23:00:29 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
> <your@lord.com> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 18:10:38 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 18:56:58 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
>>> <your@lord.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 01:11:59 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 02:47:03 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
>>>>> <your@lord.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 22:37:45 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>But I'm all in favor of the killing.
>>>>>>> People just don't think.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>To be indifferent towards death differs from supporting murder and
>>>>>>maiming.
>>>>>
>>>>> What's so bad about being indifferent towards death?
>>>>>
>>>>> Death is indifferent towards you.
>>>>
>>>>I never said being indifferent towards death is bad. I implicitly
>>>>stated somewhere else that making fun of death and maiming is bad.
>>>
>>> So killing and maiming are OK as long as you don't have fun?!?!!?!
>>>
>>>
>>Huh? Where did I say that man?
>>
>>
> Well, maybe I misunderstood you, work with me. So are you saying it's
> OK if killing and maiming are fun?
>
>
Well, it probably depends on who's getting killed and maimed. I'm saying
that killing and maiming of the innocent (whether it's fun or not) as well
as making fun of these acts is not OK by me.

Killing and maiming those who kill and maim the innocent is OK.

>>>>Being
>>>>indifferent towards something and actually enjoying it are two
>>>>different things. Understand?!?!!?!

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The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord wrote:
>
> Well, it probably depends on who's getting
> killed and maimed. I'm saying that killing
> and maiming of the innocent (whether it's fun
> or not) as well as making fun of these acts
> is not OK by me.
>

So you admit not confirming nor denying that
you support and not accede to the killing and
maiming of the innocent for fun?

--
nu-monet's law: When the follow-up to a non-
political post has a gratuitously political
message for no apparent reason, and the law
is involked, the poster is required to post
ten(10) non-political messages before
blathering about politics again.

Corollary #1: If you write a non-political
reply to a political post you must masturbate
three times in rapid succession.

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 8:54 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.17.00.49.11.45974.551@lord.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 20:24:41 -0400, nu-monet v5.0 wrote:

> The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord wrote:
>>
>> Well, it probably depends on who's getting killed and maimed. I'm
>> saying that killing and maiming of the innocent (whether it's fun or
>> not) as well as making fun of these acts is not OK by me.
>>
>>
> So you admit not confirming nor denying that you support and not accede
> to the killing and maiming of the innocent for fun?

No.

I neither support nor accede to the killing and maiming of the innocent
for fun. i.e.: (~S & ~A)

So,

it is not the case that I support and not accede to the killing and
maiming of the innocent for fun. i.e.: ~(S & ~A)

i.e.:

~S & ~A |= ~(S & ~A)

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: Rabbi Shankar <me@privacy.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 8:59 PM
Message-ID: <s%mna.211$hT2.228863@news2.news.adelphia.net>

The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord wrote:
> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 20:24:41 -0400, nu-monet v5.0 wrote:
>
>
>>So you admit not confirming nor denying that you support and not accede
>>to the killing and maiming of the innocent for fun?
>
>
> No.
>
> I neither support nor accede to the killing and maiming of the innocent
> for fun. i.e.: (~S & ~A)
>
> So,
>
> it is not the case that I support and not accede to the killing and
> maiming of the innocent for fun. i.e.: ~(S & ~A)
>
> i.e.:
>
> ~S & ~A |= ~(S & ~A)

[Muriel]

Oh, my.

[/Muriel]

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 9:10 PM
Message-ID: <7nvr9vsdhpm88n5fe84jmqaeh4gonergqn@4ax.com>

On Thu, 17 Apr 2003 00:54:07 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
<your@lord.com> wrote:

>On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 20:24:41 -0400, nu-monet v5.0 wrote:
>
>> The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord wrote:
>>>
>>> Well, it probably depends on who's getting killed and maimed. I'm
>>> saying that killing and maiming of the innocent (whether it's fun or
>>> not) as well as making fun of these acts is not OK by me.
>>>
>>>
>> So you admit not confirming nor denying that you support and not accede
>> to the killing and maiming of the innocent for fun?
>
>No.
>
>I neither support nor accede to the killing and maiming of the innocent
>for fun. i.e.: (~S & ~A)
>
>So,
>
>it is not the case that I support and not accede to the killing and
>maiming of the innocent for fun. i.e.: ~(S & ~A)
>
>i.e.:
>
>~S & ~A |= ~(S & ~A)

That wasn't the question, the question was -do you admit neither
confirming or denyiing- that you support and not accede to the killing
and maiming of the innocent for fun?

Look, it's a simple fucking yes or no question.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

No, the fact that it's an infinite loop doesn't mean the program doesn't
work; it just entered a state with which I was previously unfamiliar.

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 9:18 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.17.01.13.52.519186.551@lord.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 21:10:57 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:

> On Thu, 17 Apr 2003 00:54:07 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
> <your@lord.com> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 20:24:41 -0400, nu-monet v5.0 wrote:
>>
>>> The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Well, it probably depends on who's getting killed and maimed. I'm
>>>> saying that killing and maiming of the innocent (whether it's fun or
>>>> not) as well as making fun of these acts is not OK by me.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> So you admit not confirming nor denying that you support and not
>>> accede to the killing and maiming of the innocent for fun?
>>
>>No.
>>
>>I neither support nor accede to the killing and maiming of the innocent
>>for fun. i.e.: (~S & ~A)
>>
>>So,
>>
>>it is not the case that I support and not accede to the killing and
>>maiming of the innocent for fun. i.e.: ~(S & ~A)
>>
>>i.e.:
>>
>>~S & ~A |= ~(S & ~A)
>
> That wasn't the question, the question was -do you admit neither
> confirming or denyiing- that you support and not accede to the killing
> and maiming of the innocent for fun?
>
> Look, it's a simple fucking yes or no question.

I did say "No".

NONONONO NAnooo nanoo trallalalalaa. boingo oingo...zort. zooot

Hey man...I was just trying to convince myself that "No" was the
appropriate response friend....doododooddadadadingdinga...

It helps when you understand the question.

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 9:09 PM
Message-ID: <6lvr9vkpatqas9k4vlvi6jq7e6aq9smqv0@4ax.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 23:12:13 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
<your@lord.com> wrote:

>On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 19:03:01 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 23:00:29 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
>> <your@lord.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 18:10:38 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 18:56:58 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
>>>> <your@lord.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 01:11:59 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 02:47:03 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
>>>>>> <your@lord.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 22:37:45 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>But I'm all in favor of the killing.
>>>>>>>> People just don't think.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>To be indifferent towards death differs from supporting murder and
>>>>>>>maiming.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What's so bad about being indifferent towards death?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Death is indifferent towards you.
>>>>>
>>>>>I never said being indifferent towards death is bad. I implicitly
>>>>>stated somewhere else that making fun of death and maiming is bad.
>>>>
>>>> So killing and maiming are OK as long as you don't have fun?!?!!?!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>Huh? Where did I say that man?
>>>
>>>
>> Well, maybe I misunderstood you, work with me. So are you saying it's
>> OK if killing and maiming are fun?
>>
>>
>Well, it probably depends on who's getting killed and maimed. I'm saying
>that killing and maiming of the innocent (whether it's fun or not) as well
>as making fun of these acts is not OK by me.
>
>Killing and maiming those who kill and maim the innocent is OK.
>

Nobody is innocent.

>>>>>Being
>>>>>indifferent towards something and actually enjoying it are two
>>>>>different things. Understand?!?!!?!

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

No, the fact that it's an infinite loop doesn't mean the program doesn't
work; it just entered a state with which I was previously unfamiliar.

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 9:21 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.17.01.16.14.726522.551@lord.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 21:09:31 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:

> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 23:12:13 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
> <your@lord.com> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 19:03:01 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 23:00:29 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
>>> <your@lord.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 18:10:38 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 18:56:58 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
>>>>> <your@lord.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 01:11:59 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 02:47:03 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as
>>>>>>> Lord <your@lord.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 22:37:45 -0400, Joe Cosby wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>But I'm all in favor of the killing.
>>>>>>>>> People just don't think.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>To be indifferent towards death differs from supporting murder and
>>>>>>>>maiming.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What's so bad about being indifferent towards death?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Death is indifferent towards you.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I never said being indifferent towards death is bad. I implicitly
>>>>>>stated somewhere else that making fun of death and maiming is bad.
>>>>>
>>>>> So killing and maiming are OK as long as you don't have fun?!?!!?!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>Huh? Where did I say that man?
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Well, maybe I misunderstood you, work with me. So are you saying it's
>>> OK if killing and maiming are fun?
>>>
>>>
>>Well, it probably depends on who's getting killed and maimed. I'm
>>saying that killing and maiming of the innocent (whether it's fun or
>>not) as well as making fun of these acts is not OK by me.
>>
>>Killing and maiming those who kill and maim the innocent is OK.
>>
>>
> Nobody is innocent.
>

Maybe...I dunno friend. I'm not the judge here. Or am I? Have you
elected me the judge? Are you asking my sincere opinions in a
non-ostensive way?! Do you want me to tell you that babies are innocent
and that killing live baby brain juice is evil? Maybe...I
dunno...you'll forget yourself by the time you read this.

>>>>>>Being
>>>>>>indifferent towards something and actually enjoying it are two
>>>>>>different things. Understand?!?!!?!

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 3:16 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.16.19.11.27.900417.172@lord.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 01:59:10 -0400, Artemia Salina wrote:

> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 02:23:42 +0000, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
> wrote:
>
>> Jerry Louis
>
> Jerry WHO?!?!

Supposedly, the french like him so I french-ized his name...you spelling
nazi.

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 3:20 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.16.19.15.33.439982.172@lord.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 03:54:20 -0400, ICEKNIFE wrote:

> "The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord" <your@lord.com> wrote in message
> news:pan.2003.04.16.02.18.47.536072.794@lord.com...
>> On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 22:03:13 -0400, nu-monet v5.0 wrote:
>>
>> > The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord wrote:
>> >>
>> >> 25% of your tax money is BLOOD SOAKED (goes to the military).
> Don't
>> >> kill
>> >> women and children in 3rd world countries.
>> >
>> >
>> > You say that like it's a bad thing.
>> >
>> > Well, I suppose the paying taxes part is.
>> >
>> > But I'm all in favor of the killing.
>>
>> Yeah that's so funny man. You're fucking Jerry Louis you know that?
>>
>>
>> You must suffer from macrocephaly. Your oversized head is filled
> with
>> creative genius. Only a fucking genius like you could make fun of
>> slaughtering and maiming the innocent who live on the other side of
> the
>> globe. Hahahaha. Yeah very funny. Limbless torsos. Sideshow
> freaks.
>> Hahah.
>>
>> Only pinheads feel empathy right?
>
> Jeez, what the heck is up with you? Dude, he's a KALI-ist! A THUGEE!
> He's HELPING. He's just not helping the tortoise.
>

I thought I was talking about _murder_ not death. There is a difference
between rape and sex.

> If people aren't wiped out NOW, there'll be NO ROOM AT ALL in a few
> days. really!
>
> and don't be a racist, he's for wiping out people ALL OVER the world.
>
> it's the circle of LIFE. Dint you see the lion king?

I did see it.

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 3:25 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.16.19.21.01.573697.172@lord.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 04:46:06 -0400, Modemac wrote:

> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 02:23:42 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
> <your@lord.com> wrote:
>>Yeah that's so funny man. You're fucking Jerry Louis you know that?
>
> Welcome to alt.slack, my friend. Hope you enjoy your stay here...though
> I suspect it will be brief.
>

You can see into the future too?

> --
> First Online Church of "Bob"
> http://www.modemac.com/

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The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord wrote:
>
> Modemac wrote:
>
> > The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord wrote:
>
> >>Yeah that's so funny man. You're fucking
> >>Jerry Louis you know that?
> >
> > Welcome to alt.slack, my friend. Hope you
> > enjoy your stay here...though
> > I suspect it will be brief.
>
> You can see into the future too?
>

And YOU can see into Modemac's future too.

Just ask him how.

--
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 5:06 PM
Message-ID: <160420031706147835%stang@subgenius.com>

In article <pan.2003.04.16.19.21.01.573697.172@lord.com>, The Artist
Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com> wrote:

> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 04:46:06 -0400, Modemac wrote:
>
> > On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 02:23:42 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
> > <your@lord.com> wrote:
> >>Yeah that's so funny man. You're fucking Jerry Louis you know that?
> >
> > Welcome to alt.slack, my friend. Hope you enjoy your stay here...though
> > I suspect it will be brief.
> >
>
> You can see into the future too?

Well, no, he only suspects into the future. In this case, I believe
Modemac has made a fairly likely divination, a not unreasonable
prognostication, a not-too-difficult foreseeing, a prescient
clairvoyant miraculous prediction, handed down as Revealed Truth, of
that which he *suspects* will come to pass.

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 5:56 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.16.21.51.14.344562.551@lord.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 17:06:14 -0400, Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:

> In article <pan.2003.04.16.19.21.01.573697.172@lord.com>, The Artist
> Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 04:46:06 -0400, Modemac wrote:
>>
>> > On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 02:23:42 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
>> > <your@lord.com> wrote:
>> >>Yeah that's so funny man. You're fucking Jerry Louis you know that?
>> >
>> > Welcome to alt.slack, my friend. Hope you enjoy your stay
>> > here...though I suspect it will be brief.
>> >
>> >
>> You can see into the future too?
>
>
> Well, no, he only suspects into the future. In this case, I believe
> Modemac has made a fairly likely divination, a not unreasonable
> prognostication, a not-too-difficult foreseeing, a prescient clairvoyant
> miraculous prediction, handed down as Revealed Truth, of that which he
> *suspects* will come to pass.

Oh, I see.

It's difficult to read the tone of voice Modemac used when typing "I
suspect it will be brief". It may have meant "it will certainly be
brief" had he said it in an arrogant tone...I guess.

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 3:30 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.16.19.25.24.6749.172@lord.com>

There is a difference between rape and sex, asshole.

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The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord wrote:
>
> There is a difference between rape and sex, asshole.

As there is likewise a difference between raping
your sex and raping your asshole, asshole.

--
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 5:31 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.16.21.26.36.750359.551@lord.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 17:02:31 -0400, nu-monet v5.0 wrote:

> The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord wrote:
>>
>> There is a difference between rape and sex, asshole.
>
> As there is likewise a difference between raping your sex and raping
> your asshole, asshole.

Are you sure you're not a member of the Church of Jackass?

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The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord wrote:
>
> Are you sure you're not a member of the
> Church of Jackass?

Magnificant. You're pretty close to being as
humorless, dull, pendantic and gray as K*van.

Nigger.

--
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 7:19 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.16.23.14.55.263687.551@lord.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 18:47:13 -0400, nu-monet v5.0 wrote:

> The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord wrote:
>>
>> Are you sure you're not a member of the Church of Jackass?
>
> Magnificant. You're pretty close to being as humorless, dull, pendantic
> and gray as K*van.
>
>
Maybe. And maybe you should try understanding what I have said instead of
trying to hurt my feelings. Sticks and stones man.

MURDER IS DIFFERENT THAN DEATH. RAPE IS DIFFERENT THAN SEX.

> Nigger.

Is the above your new sig.? You don't believe in Kali anymore or
something? Maybe you should believe in me. Maybe I'm your new
shordurpersav or whatever.... Thou shalt not eat beans. Thou shalt not
pick up things if you have dropped them. Number 4 is magical...Thou shalt
resist the serpent.

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: Rabbi Shankar <me@privacy.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 8:12 PM
Message-ID: <_jmna.197$hT2.220511@news2.news.adelphia.net>

> Maybe. And maybe you should try understanding what I have said instead of
> trying to hurt my feelings. Sticks and stones man.

Dear stranger,

I know there are many emotions at work here, but no one
here is really going out of their way trying to hurt
your feelings. At the WORST you may be trolled, but
none of these people want to hurt you.

Unless, of course, you're asking for it. In that case,
you're on your own.

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 9:07 PM
Message-ID: <phvr9v0d2pchjvgs9g6cvg82ksvo9n8cmd@4ax.com>

On Thu, 17 Apr 2003 00:12:42 GMT, Rabbi Shankar <me@privacy.net>
wrote:

>
>
>> Maybe. And maybe you should try understanding what I have said instead of
>> trying to hurt my feelings. Sticks and stones man.
>
>Dear stranger,
>
>I know there are many emotions at work here, but no one
>here is really going out of their way trying to hurt
>your feelings. At the WORST you may be trolled, but
>none of these people want to hurt you.
>
>Unless, of course, you're asking for it. In that case,
>you're on your own.
>
>
>

And EVERYBODY is asking for it.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

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The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord wrote:
>
> > Nigger.
>
> Is the above your new sig.? You don't believe in
> Kali anymore or something?

Naw, that was just a K*van test, in case you were
a sock puppet. Whenever he heard the "n" word, he
would automatically call the poster a "nazi."

Besides, I've a *lot* of sigs. A lot of the posters
here are very complex and multi-dimensional. Which
is why we sneer when somebody stops by and either
spouts an obvious generality, "badness is bad!", or
is an uncreative troll...

Let us parse.

"25% of your tax money is BLOOD SOAKED (goes to the
military). Don't kill women and children in 3rd
world countries."

I mean, c'mon! Yeech. First of all, the law
requires you to pay taxes, so you equivocate: not
"evade" taxes, but "avoid" taxes; which makes you
sound wimpy. You're not advocating desperate measures
for desperate times, you're advocating 'creative
bookkeeping for peace'. Double Yeech.

Second thing, "BLOOD SOAKED" (all caps) (goes to the
military) (in parentheses), just doesn't work. The
simple fact that A LOT of the posters here are prior
service military and know FOR A FACT that "it's NOT an
adventure, it's JUST A JOB", which just evicerates that
sentence fragment. Most of what the military does is
NOT murderous, MOST is just plain boring. Granted,
it *is* expensive boredom. They do what they're told.

Lastly, "Don't kill women and children in 3rd world
countries." Sounds terribly naive. Taxes do not kill
people: if the government wants a war, if will go
into deficit spending, LIKE IT IS RIGHT NOW to pay
for it.

Killing MEN in 3rd world countries is okay, then; as
is killing women and children in 4th world countries;
and, most likely, killing EVERYBODY in France (and
French Canada), which are 1st world countries, but
is okay because they're FRENCH.

If what I've said above makes no sense to you, then
this newsgroup will give you no satisfaction. Try
another. If you want to give it a go, however, don't
just stick your big toe in, try a belly flop. It
will get a better response.

--
Makes me wish they'd bring back the
impalement of severed heads.
-- Orton Nenslo

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 8:33 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.17.00.28.34.707636.551@lord.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 20:20:29 -0400, nu-monet v5.0 wrote:

> The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord wrote:
>>
>> > Nigger.
>>
>> Is the above your new sig.? You don't believe in Kali anymore or
>> something?
>
>
> Naw, that was just a K*van test, in case you were a sock puppet.
> Whenever he heard the "n" word, he would automatically call the poster a
> "nazi."
>
> Besides, I've a *lot* of sigs. A lot of the posters here are very
> complex and multi-dimensional. Which is why we sneer when somebody
> stops by and either spouts an obvious generality, "badness is bad!", or
> is an uncreative troll...
>
> Let us parse.
>
> "25% of your tax money is BLOOD SOAKED (goes to the military). Don't
> kill women and children in 3rd world countries."
>
> I mean, c'mon! Yeech. First of all, the law requires you to pay taxes,
> so you equivocate: not "evade" taxes, but "avoid" taxes; which makes
> you sound wimpy. You're not advocating desperate measures for desperate
> times, you're advocating 'creative bookkeeping for peace'. Double
> Yeech.
>
> Second thing, "BLOOD SOAKED" (all caps) (goes to the military) (in
> parentheses), just doesn't work. The simple fact that A LOT of the
> posters here are prior service military and know FOR A FACT that "it's
> NOT an adventure, it's JUST A JOB", which just evicerates that sentence
> fragment. Most of what the military does is NOT murderous, MOST is just
> plain boring. Granted, it *is* expensive boredom. They do what they're
> told.
>
> Lastly, "Don't kill women and children in 3rd world countries." Sounds
> terribly naive. Taxes do not kill people: if the government wants a
> war, if will go into deficit spending, LIKE IT IS RIGHT NOW to pay for
> it.
>
> Killing MEN in 3rd world countries is okay, then; as is killing women
> and children in 4th world countries; and, most likely, killing EVERYBODY
> in France (and French Canada), which are 1st world countries, but is
> okay because they're FRENCH.
>
> If what I've said above makes no sense to you, then this newsgroup will
> give you no satisfaction. Try another. If you want to give it a go,
> however, don't just stick your big toe in, try a belly flop. It will
> get a better response.

It does make sense and I really don't know what to say at this time. My
brain is empty. I'm not really a man of words, you know. And I really
don't remember why I posted it so I really can't commment on what you've
just said.

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: Rabbi Shankar <me@privacy.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 8:45 PM
Message-ID: <hOmna.209$hT2.226885@news2.news.adelphia.net>

The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord wrote:

> My brain is empty.

Some holy men try their whole lives to reach that
state. Now just be careful what goes back in it.

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Subject: Re: try to avoid paying at least some of your taxes
From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 16, 2003 9:16 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2003.04.17.01.11.21.102774.551@lord.com>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2003 20:45:01 -0400, Rabbi Shankar wrote:

> The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord wrote:
>
>> My brain is empty.
>
> Some holy men try their whole lives to reach that state. Now just be
> careful what goes back in it.

Wow, you seem concerned...maybe you're in love with me...I dunno. What I
said right there was pretty much what I was told when I said to this girl
"I'm in love with you"...or maybe that was just my imagination...then I
started stalking her...and then the brain hurt started...and I didn't love
Jesus anymore...and the serpant whispered.

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