Subject: Why?

From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Mar 22, 2003 8:53 PM
Message-ID: <3E7D1398.8B7966D6@subgenius.com>

You can have a big war at a time of your own choosing, but it's really
hard to fuck at a time of your own choosing.

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Subject: Re: Why?
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Mar 22, 2003 9:42 PM
Message-ID: <sd7q7vk0d2nt8qsggm7246laqk28kp7tc7@4ax.com>

On Sat, 22 Mar 2003 20:53:28 -0500, iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
wrote:

>You can have a big war at a time of your own choosing, but it's really
>hard to fuck at a time of your own choosing.
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There's a thing to that. Bruce Willis never gets laid. Bush gets
laid because he's got two daughters, but can you find any pictures of
him pregnant? No. In olden days rapine was a pretty well-accepted
byproduct of war but now NOOOOOO you can't do that. So where did it
all go? Is there an island in the middle of the pacific ocean
somewhere where all the unclaimed sex goes? Every time I miss an
opportunity to get laid is there this nubile island girl in a lei who
suddenly goes SMACK and she's in massive heat dryhumping the coconut
trees until one of THEM (Bush, Cheney, Blair, we all know who THEM
are) might happen to drop by? How does it get there, is this the
purpose of the seemingly-innocent global satellite network, do they
somehow beam the unused sex off of my very body and redirect it to
Monahani in some kind of intense microwave train? And if so why don't
they just RECORD that waveform and fucking SHOOT EVERYBODY with it? I
mean, what the fuck. Who -doesn't- like sex? There's a thing here
which I just don't get. There is a pain between my ears.

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