From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 10, 2002 6:27 PM
IF you can't pick up a lemon with your butt cheeks...
IF you can't whistle with a mouthful of warm beer...
IF you can't masturbate four times in rapid succession...
IF you have finally become convinced that voting will
change things...
IF you pray to God that this will never happen again...
IF you think that heightened surveillance equals safety...
IF you think that kids today are SO damn good...
IF you think that drugs had something to do with this...
IF you open your mouth and close your eyes...
IF all you are saying, is "give peace a chance"...
--
Help me Landru.
Help me get her out of my heart.
-- nu-monet
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From: "LXIX" <post_replys_please@this.address.is.invalid>
"nu-monet v5.0" wrote ...
> IF you can't pick up a lemon with your butt cheeks...
What if you can turn it into lemonade with your butt cheeks?
> IF you can't whistle with a mouthful of warm beer...
What kind of warm beer. Shafer, Pabst, Corona, or Guinness?
> IF you can't masturbate four times in rapid succession...
Provided proper protective gear is available and someone
has a fire
extinguisher handy.
> IF you have finally become convinced that voting
will
> change things...
I vote because it gets me out of work an hour early.
> IF you pray to God that this will never happen again...
What god?
> IF you think that heightened surveillance equals safety...
I'd rather the drivers look where the fuck they are going.
> IF you think that kids today are SO damn good...
On toast or bagle?
> IF you think that drugs had something to do with this...
Too many, wrong ones, just enough, or a lack of?
> IF you open your mouth and close your eyes...
No! No fucking way! Ain't gonna do it.
> IF all you are saying, is "give peace a chance"...
One of the local bars was owned by a guy named Chance.
We all got toghether on his bachlor party and had the
entire bar singing "Give Chance a piece."
> --
> Help me Landru.
> Help me get her out of my heart.
> -- nu-monet
--LXIX--
Life is just death waiting to happen.
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