We're doomed

From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jun 12, 2002 4:01 PM

At last count, CNN's online poll reveals that 77% of respondents feel that
the government should be allowed to hold "enemy combatants" without a trial.
Jesus fucking CHRIST, even the NAZIS got a damn TRIAL!!

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From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>

Mags:
>>Jesus fucking CHRIST, even the NAZIS got a damn TRIAL!!

Shit yes, I remember SEEING that movie!

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From: "Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde" <rabbs@subgenius.com>

I think that was okay with Americans back then because it happened over
THERE, and to THEM, not US. Now that all hell broke loose HERE, our
collective panties are in a fascist bunch.
BTW, your use of "Jesus fucking CHRIST"; is that because your hubby is
whacking off to CNN at the moment? Just curious.

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From: HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

In article <KCTN8.27$hp1.18270@newshog.newsread.com>, "Rabbi says...

>BTW, your use of "Jesus fucking CHRIST"; is that because your hubby is
>whacking off to CNN at the moment? Just curious.

Every right-thinking American wants to come on Wolf Blitzer's face.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
You're about as useful as
a headphone jack on a BBQ grill

"I got a letter last year asking
if I would donate my brain to a medical school in Grenada.
I'll tell you, there are days when I think,
yeah, why not, get it over with."
- "The West Wing"

"The great architect of the universe has not invented
a subsitutute for results and victory."
- Hobart McWhorter

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From: "nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au>

> At last count, CNN's online poll reveals that 77% of respondents feel that
> the government should be allowed to hold "enemy combatants" without a
trial.
> Jesus fucking CHRIST, even the NAZIS got a damn TRIAL!!

what are you, some sort of COMMUNIST?

(giggles hysterically) i always wanted to say that. now my life is complete.

nikolai
---
"Dance with us, Gir. Dance with us into oblivion."
- four sausages hallucinated by Gir,
"Invader Zim: Gir goes crazy and stuff"

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

On the contrary, I am given to understand that, during WWII, a fair
number of suspected Nazi spies in America WERE quietly taken down into
police station basements and shot like dogs, and ix-nay on the
istleblowing-whay to the ess-pray.

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From: dyskolos <dyskolos@menander.org>

> On the contrary, I am given to understand that, during WWII, a fair
> number of suspected Nazi spies in America WERE quietly taken down into
> police station basements and shot like dogs, and ix-nay on the
> istleblowing-whay to the ess-pray.
>

Okay man, THIS ONE YOU HAVE TO BACK UP. You know exactly what type
and quantity of resources are available to me here, and that's one
crock of baloney I never ran across. Australian ESP Leftist Feminist
Conspiracy, yes. Humanity actually controlled by their intelligent
enzymes, yes. Lawsonomy's Zig Zag and Swirl, Love 22, The New Gravity,
20 year me-to-me talkathon brought on by jeep accident head injury,
parroting puppet gangster frankenstein brain control, Dan Ashwander
saving human souls for all time in heaven, yes. But that one never.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3D08E66A.F3AD90A0@menander.org>, dyskolos
<dyskolos@menander.org> wrote:

> Okay man, THIS ONE YOU HAVE TO BACK UP. You know exactly what type
> and quantity of resources are available to me here, and that's one
> crock of baloney I never ran across. Australian ESP Leftist Feminist
> Conspiracy, yes. Humanity actually controlled by their intelligent
> enzymes, yes. Lawsonomy's Zig Zag and Swirl, Love 22, The New Gravity,
> 20 year me-to-me talkathon brought on by jeep accident head injury,
> parroting puppet gangster frankenstein brain control, Dan Ashwander
> saving human souls for all time in heaven, yes. But that one never.

I read it on SubSITE! Honest! That's precisely why I chose to start
with, "I am given to understand" which can also mean along the lines of
"I like to think" and "this one guy said, this one time".

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From: HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

>> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>> > "I am given to understand"

Me too and its chapping the living SHIT out of me.

Remember that 50s monster flick, "The Living Shit?" Its like that, except I'm 47
and I've lost any hope that the damned
tapeworm will ever fully exit. I speak in metaphor, of course. I'm a bran man
and I have a clean bowel you can play the theme to
"Hawaii Five-O" on. Its the abstract stuff that really burns. Is there any sort
of Commodium-AD for that? The wrestling shows and
the degree in Photonic Facism haven't helped ONE goddamned bit. I sent my
Congreeman a letter of inquiry, but in return, I
merely received a form letter telling me to grab my ankles. Is that the best any
of you fuckers can come up with? I'm gonna roll
around on the floor for a little while now.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Candyass Pop Crap For The Now Generation

"What's the matter, cat got yer crotch?"
- "Payback"

"If you want to make airplanes really safe,
make everyone who gets on board
eat some bacon and touch a penis;
you'll be completely safe then."
- Penn Gillette

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