Rhythmic Contractions

From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Mar 1, 2003 1:08 PM

I don't think we spend enough time being grateful for rhythmic
contractions.

I mean, they're uniquely responsible for shooting your wad, coming off
hard. Swallowing, shitting, farting. Blinking, puking. Lubricating,
pumping blood.

Convulsing, playing musical instruments.

They're about the best things the human body has to offer!

Praise them!

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From: "Rev. Err." <x@x.com>

Praise them indeed !!!

We shall have a new lord upon the altar King peristalsis
The master of Excremeditation:
http://www.ndif.org/Terms/peristalsis.html

And imagine the ceremonies (actually no don't)

--
The Reverend Error
Subobscurus Veneficus Ex Trux Turpis Templum
Subservio - Pipe Sucking "Bob" club
http://www.melteyemedia.com/subg/

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