all of a sudden everything is different

From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Nov 5, 2002 6:00 PM

http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGAB7KJD68D.html

WASHINGTON (AP) - A military laser cannon destroyed
two artillery rounds in flight Tuesday at White Sands
Missile Range, N.M., in a first for the experimental
defense system, the Army said...

--
"This hedgehog will live with us!"

----------------------------------------------------------------------

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3DC84DE2.6414@succeeds.com>, nu-monet v5.0
<nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:

> http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGAB7KJD68D.html
>
> WASHINGTON (AP) - A military laser cannon destroyed
> two artillery rounds in flight Tuesday at White Sands
> Missile Range, N.M., in a first for the experimental
> defense system, the Army said...

What they didn't mention in the story is that there's now a phantom man
wandering the desert towns, a man stuck in a loop of closed time. For
him, the whole world is frozen in place, unmoving -- more accurately,
moving very very slowly relative to him -- and unless he can find a way
to "catch up to his own time" he will be trapped forever in that limbo
of existenceless existence.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

----------------------------------------------------------------------

From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

Like you have room to talk; you live in Ohio

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

I like to make people either think, throw up, or both

- Joe Cosby

----------------------------------------------------------------------

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <pgkisu8gmb476fmg1f55d9g0i1519h6ic3@4ax.com>, Joe Cosby
<joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote:

>
> Like you have room to talk; you live in Ohio

Maybe so, but my house would be worth 4 million dollars in another
dimension.

----------------------------------------------------------------------

From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

Well good point but then you would have to be Cthulhu to use the
x-dimensional toilet without slipping into a void.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

If I had a robot I would rent an apartment and instruct the robot to fill the
entire apartment with bricks. Bricks and mortar. Then when the landlord opened
the door he would think I had my robot brick over the door, but he would be
wrong! The entire apartment would be filled solid with bricks! Hahahahha!
- Zosodada

----------------------------------------------------------------------

From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

At first he is struck by the loneliness of it all,
the endless sun in the cloudless sky, the utter quiet
without a single bird or insect noise, no machines or
music. The people, frozen like mannequins, staring into
space, oblivious to his presence. But then, he begins
to sense something strange, perhaps a darting shadow
only seen with the corner of his eye; more a flicker
of light which is just out of sight. And suddenly he
knows that he is not alone. And that something not
human is watching him. Something filled with hate.

--
"A stupid movie WILL NOT make you turn
down a blowjob. Simple as that."
-- nu-monet

----------------------------------------------------------------------

From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)

In article <061120021047058978%stang@subgenius.com>, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
<stang@subgenius.com> wrote:

>What they didn't mention in the story is that there's now a phantom man
>wandering the desert towns, a man stuck in a loop of closed time. For
>him, the whole world is frozen in place, unmoving -- more accurately,
>moving very very slowly relative to him -- and unless he can find a way
>to "catch up to his own time" he will be trapped forever in that limbo
>of existenceless existence.

And he owes "Bob" five bucks!

"A person playing with fire should not yell when he gets burned."
- Israel Justice Minister Yossi Beilin, on Israeli troops shooting at
protestors

Back to document index

Original file name: all of a sudden every.txt - converted on Friday, 13 June 2003, 22:41