ALMOST a SubGenius

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Mar 11, 2003 11:11 PM

A 28-year old male was brought into the ER after an attempted
suicide. The man had swallowed several nitroglycerine pills and a fifth of
vodka. When asked about the bruises about his head and chest he said
that they were from him ramming himself into the wall in an attempt to
make the nitroglycerine explode.

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HellPope Huey® hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Olive Oyl finally went over to Popeye for good
when Bluto got blotto and used her as a bottle brush
on a whale's butt to amuse his drunk pals.

"Christ didn't come to Earth to give us the willies!
He came to help us out!"
- "Dogma"

There's more ways to skin a cat
than stickin' his head in a boot jack and jerkin' on his tail.
- Texas Bix Bender

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