Jail Time for Tonya

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tonya-harding,alt.slack
Date: Fri, Aug 9, 2002 3:25 AM

Tonya Harding gets thirty day jail sentence for getting hammered and
driving her truck into a ditch while on probation. Shows up in court
in big loopy bangs. Looks pleasingly chunky in charcoal grey jersey
suit. Admits she is an alcoholic. Can get out in ten if she goes to
substance abuse classes.

http://www.kgw.com/entertainment/stories/kgw_0808_ent_harding_court.6d79acd1.html

http://www.katu.com/news/story.asp?ID=49299

Yeah but i'd still fuck her.

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From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <3D536E57.67978B15@yahooX.com>, nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
wrote:

> Yeah but i'd still fuck her.

And you make comments about the way *I* look. Yeesh.

Here, somewhere around here I have a used chew toy. You can console
yourself by humping that whenever the urge to fuck alcoholic white
trash figure skaters comes on.

Her Ladyship Lilith

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From: tehuti_1@lycos.com (azzu-tehuti)

My, "Lilith", you are a mean and spiteful person! But then, I'd
expect that from someone whose name means "Queen Of Hell"!

Why do ugly little people with ugly little minds like yours rejoice so
much in other people's misfortunes? Is your self-esteem so low that
you have to kick people when they're down? And why do people like you
insist on calling her "drunken ugly white trash"? Not everyone can
grow up in a bourgeois, blue-blood, upper-crust, elitist,
champagne-and-brie-cheese setting like yours, Lil' Miss Perfect!
If you want to see a piece of human debris, "Lilith", I suggest you
LOOK IN THE MIRROR!

GET A LIFE, GO AWAY, AND GROW UP!

"Damnant Qvod Non Intelligvnt."
(They condemn what they do not understand.)

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

azzu-tehuti wrote:
>
> My, "Lilith", you are a mean and spiteful person! But then, I'd
> expect that from someone whose name means "Queen Of Hell"!
>
> Why do ugly little people with ugly little minds like yours rejoice so
> much in other people's misfortunes? Is your self-esteem so low that
> you have to kick people when they're down? And why do people like you
> insist on calling her "drunken ugly white trash"? Not everyone can
> grow up in a bourgeois, blue-blood, upper-crust, elitist,
> champagne-and-brie-cheese setting like yours, Lil' Miss Perfect!
> If you want to see a piece of human debris, "Lilith", I suggest you
> LOOK IN THE MIRROR!

Hey, I hate Lil as much as anybody does, but lemme tell ya something.
She may be a gigantic obnoxious dope smoking transsexual, but she
knows drunken ugly white trash when she sees it. And when she looks
in the mirror at least what she sees isn't drunken. (EQUIVOCAL ENOUGH?)

Yes, Tonya harding IS drunken ugly white trash and I'D STILL FUCK HER.
When they reported on the local news that she was getting evicted from
her rental house they played a bit of footage of the place and
suddenly there rang out Tonya's velvety tones: "GIT THE HELL OFF MY
PROPERTY! and my chakras lit up like a pinball machine. I don't know
what it is, but that truck crashing, drinking, lying hillbilly chick
just does it.

>
> GET A LIFE, GO AWAY, AND GROW UP!
>
> "Damnant Qvod Non Intelligvnt."
> (They condemn what they do not understand.)

I don't know the latin for it but They also condemn things which
really deserve condemnation.

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From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

I take comfort in the fact that, for that lack on my part, I will never
have to view your penis. Not without surgical tools on hand anyhow.

Her Ladyship Lilith

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From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

azzu-tehuti <tehuti_1@lycos.com> wrote:

> My, "Lilith", you are a mean and spiteful person! But then, I'd
> expect that from someone whose name means "Queen Of Hell"!

I'm sure Thoth is honored by your knowledge of the etymology of obscure
names. And silly me thought it came from the Assyrian "lilitu", meaning
"wind spirits", but ya can't refute an authority like the White Trash
Dictionary.

> Why do ugly little people with ugly little minds like yours rejoice so
> much in other people's misfortunes?

For the same reason everyone else does--cuz it's FUN!

Welcome to alt.slack, BTW.

> Is your self-esteem so low that you have to kick people when they're down?

Not at all. It's just that, if they're down, it's a lot easier to kick
'em. DUH.

> And why do people like you
> insist on calling her "drunken ugly white trash"? Not everyone can
> grow up in a bourgeois, blue-blood, upper-crust, elitist,
> champagne-and-brie-cheese setting like yours, Lil' Miss Perfect!

I'll have to call up my father and inform him that his lifestyle just
got upgraded on Usenet! Maybe now he can sell the chickens and goats!

> If you want to see a piece of human debris, "Lilith", I suggest you
> LOOK IN THE MIRROR!

HUMAN?!? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING *HUMAN*?!?!?

And besides, I said "alcoholic white trash" and only IMPLIED ugliness
by the chew-toy analogy. At least quote me properly, especially given
that you had already included the original, offending article, damn it.

I'm proud of my Ascended Po'Bucker Heritage. How bout YEW, boah?

Her Ladyship Lilith

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From: abvhiael stuart <atropos@cbnet.ns.ca>

On 9 Aug 2002 23:06:56 -0700, tehuti_1@lycos.com (azzu-tehuti) wrote:

>My, "Lilith", you are a mean and spiteful person! But then, I'd
>expect that from someone whose name means "Queen Of Hell"!

yeah, but thats her GOOD side. its when she puts DOWN the crowbar and
smiles NICELY at you that you should shake in fear and ecstacy. whats
wrong with mean and spiteful people anyway?? you got something against
those who BALANCE this world so that you bunny fluffy faerieloving
DRIPS dont ruin everything with sweetness and light?? do you realize
the sacrifice us curmudgeons and irritable old farts MAKE DAILY so
that you and yours can sit in your barcaloungers and watch reality
teevee programing and think "well, at least im better than THEM." we
sweat PISS AND VINEGAR so that your children do not grow up in a world
where they will be safe from experiencing hardship and growth
oppurtunities. we take great pains to learn the ancient arts of remote
spewing and telepathalholicism just so that our very pores will ooze
BILE and this off yellow crap that wont comeout of our shirts even
with new tide with colour guard so that your grandchildren will have
politicians to hate and barmaids to have unhealthy LUSTFUL thoughts
for. so damn typical, always me me MEMEMEMEMEME...have alittle heart
for those of us that work so hard to keep this world from being TOO
NICE and giving you something to GRIPE about.
>Why do ugly little people with ugly little minds like yours rejoice so
>much in other people's misfortunes?
because its FUN.
> Is your self-esteem so low that
>you have to kick people when they're down?

when else are ya gonna kick em? they're way closer to your feet when
they're down. plus, lots of us have bad backs and to bend over and
smack you in those dying fish out of water puffy lips would prolly
pull something and then we would be in physio for MONTHS and more
joyousness and life woudl seep into this world. and you wouldnt want
that. we tried that on that OTHER plane of existence, what you called
atlantis, AND LOOK HOW THAT TURNED OUT!

> And why do people like you
>insist on calling her "drunken ugly white trash"?

what do other people call her then? i personally would love to be
lumped into that category. except that i dont drink, im actually
pretty fucking hot, im not white...BUT I AM TRASH.

> Not everyone can
>grow up in a bourgeois, blue-blood, upper-crust, elitist,
>champagne-and-brie-cheese setting like yours, Lil' Miss Perfect!
>If you want to see a piece of human debris, "Lilith", I suggest you
>LOOK IN THE MIRROR!

DONT tell her to look in the mirror you FOOL!!!
thats how she can see into your SOUL. youve already given her the
psychich pstench to follow with this missive..she can tap into your
very THOTS when loking into the mirror. take my advice, ive learned
from experience...turn of all your televisions, unplug all the
blenders and toasters, shave your head except for a lateral stripe
which must bne died MAGENTA no other colour wil work. it must be
MAGENTA!!! and wear a golf cap. preferabbly maroon. and the backwards
striped sweater. it doesnt matter if they stripes are vertical or
horizontal, just make sure they arent MAUVE.
then you should be ok.

saint bubba
bringing hope to hagiophobes everywhere.
except on alternate tursdays which is bowling night....

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From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP)

In article <121f7d12.0208092206.3caaa1f9@posting.google.com>,
azzu-tehuti <tehuti_1@lycos.com> wrote:
>My, "Lilith", you are a mean and spiteful person! But then, I'd
>expect that from someone whose name means "Queen Of Hell"!
>
>GET A LIFE, GO AWAY, AND GROW UP!

troll.

here's how I know you CAN'T be serious...

1) tanya is stupid and is apparently a mean drunk. (proven in court)

2) tanya cannot skate, so she has her competitors attacked in order to try
to win at some stupid "sport" that nobody cares about in a world
competition that nobody takes seriously anymore and is apparently mostly
controlled by organized crime.

i mean, COME ON. it's too obvious. Go troll some linux geeks or
something, they fall for it EVERY time.

--
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I have burped, farted, and sneezed at the same time, and I am still
alive. --Dan Povenmire, Los Angeles

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From: tehuti_1@lycos.com (azzu-tehuti)

I rest my case.

What you insecure, pathetic dunces lack in intelligence, you make up
for in absolute meanness.

Grow up, all of you.

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From: "Bonehead" <bonehead714@nospamhotmail.com>

Take that with a flying hubcap.... Babeeeeeeeey...

--
BONEHEAD
http://www.boneheadgrafix.com
Life Is Short...Don't Be A Dick.......

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From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP)

In article <121f7d12.0208302346.57010358@posting.google.com>,
azzu-tehuti <tehuti_1@lycos.com> wrote:
>I rest my case.
>
>What you insecure, pathetic dunces lack in intelligence, you make up
>for in absolute meanness.
>

i state simple facts and you respond with ad hominym attacks.

Shame on you.

She's not going to fuck you anyway, so just give it up.

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"In your country club, your church and business, about 15 percent of the
people are screwballs, lightweights and boobs and you would not want those
people unrepresented in Congress." -- former senator Alan Simpson

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

azzu-tehuti wrote:
>
>
> What you insecure, pathetic dunces lack in intelligence, you make up
> for in absolute meanness.
>
> Grow up, all of you.
>

NO!

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@mindspring.com>

tehuti_1@lycos.com (azzu-tehuti)
wrote:

>Grow up, all of you.
>
>

So, we make fun of some trailer trash who knocked her old man cold
with a skillet, drives drunk and wants to be a NASCAR hero, and that
makes US mean?

Your logic stymies me.

You've got THREE nationally-syndicated news rags who have nothing
better to do with their time than fuck with Oprah because she can't
stick to a diet, and WE'RE mean?

You live in a strange and well-shielded world.

I guess.

Or something.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

She looks like she knows the Dewey decimal system and isn't afraid to use it
- The Definite Maybe

Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/

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From: fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Chaos Israel)

nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote in message news:<3D536E57.67978B15@yahooX.com>...

> Yeah but i'd still fuck her.

We all have isssues.

--
Chaos.

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From: drdark@37.com (DoktorDark)

I think I'll dig out my old Tonya Harding Honeymoon XXX VHS tape that
her ex-hubby sold & pore over every pore I see till IT pours outta
me.....

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