Not Such a Travesty Since Kent State

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Feb 24, 2003 3:54 PM

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/5246348.htm
has a photo

Police field complaint about busty snow woman
By CAROL BILICZKY
Akron Beacon Journal

KENT, Ohio - Crystal Lynn went for realism when she built her snow
woman - celery for the eyes, a carrot for the nose and two blobs of
snow for the breasts.

The last turned out to be a no-no, as someone complained to Kent police
about what he called an indecent snow figure.

And a police officer showed up at her apartment door minutes after she
completed her work.

"He said that I should cut off her breasts, but I said no woman wants
that," Lynn, 35, said.

She didn't want to knock down the snow woman. And the figure was too
busty to be covered by a shirt. So Lynn opted to drape a ruffled maroon
tablecloth around her shoulders.

"She looked really good, like she was getting ready to go to a party,"
she said.

Kent Capt. James Goodlet said the incident began at 7:30 p.m. Wednesday
with an anonymous call from a man about the "inappropriate snow figure"
on First Avenue.

Goodlet said the officer didn't demand that Lynn alter her artwork, but
she left the conversation thinking she would be arrested for disorderly
conduct if she didn't comply.

"We would have had to have someone file a complaint," Goodlet said. "We
wouldn't have charged at that. We were treating it almost as a
neighborhood domestic situation."

He said the dispatcher considered the call to be serious - not a prank
call.

But Lynn was flabbergasted.

"I didn't think there was anything inappropriate about it," said the
self-described housewife. "I just wanted to play in the snow."

She said she called the police after the officer left. When she
realized the officer was just passing on a caller's complaint, she took
matters into her own hands, stripping the tablecloth off the snow woman
so that she could be exposed in all her glory.

Goodlet said this may be the first time he's fielded a complaint about
an indecent snow figure in his 26 years of police work. "They aren't
one of our higher priorities," he said.

Lynn said she was insulted by the whole mess.

"It's just snow," she said.

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From: 3nenslo2 <3nenslo2@yahooX.com>

> "It's just snow," she said.
>

"It's just hundreds of corpses," he said.

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From: MontyPaul@webtv.net (Paul Montgomery)

It still get me that an breast on a snowwoman would offend someone. When
personally another stupid war is on the horisen. Or the point that on
Network T.V. you can't show any nudity but On the show Fear Factor you
can watch stupid pinks eat pig snouts and animal guts. Maybe I'll read
Playboy or watch an adult video instead and go out and make a snow
couple fucking in DOGGIE STYLE and see if my local police show up.
Remember I'm a stupid subgenius but I have a genius level I.Q conpared
to pinks and normals and more common sense that Great Whites
pyrotechnician.

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