Rudy

From: "Espira" <espira23@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.binaries.slack
Date: Tue, Jan 21, 2003 3:07 PM
Message-ID: <b0k9lq$f6j$3@newsg3.svr.pol.co.uk>

I shook hands with x-major of new york, Rudolph 'rudy' Guiliani today when
he came to my place of WERK.
Now since he has shaken hands with George 'dubya',thats my link to Bush in
only one person......
i'm not sure if thats something to be proud of or not.... But what I AM
proud of is that i didn't WASH MY HANDS after i had taken a piss.

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Espira wrote:
>
> I shook hands with x-major of new york,
> Rudolph 'rudy' Guiliani today when
> he came to my place of WERK.
> But what I AM proud of is that i didn't
> WASH MY HANDS after i had taken a piss.

Trouble is, your poor, pathetic bacteria
prolly keeled over dead when faced with the
super-culture of political bacteria such
people wear.

That's why they are where they are. Bacteria
that are worse than the infestation in John
Carpenter's 'The Thing'. Invisible green
slime like in that episode of 'Invader Zim'.
They can smell it on each other and know--
(sniff, sniff) "Hey, you're one of THE ELITE!
Do you want a BILLION dollars?"

--
An orgasm is expensive and might get
you arrested. Have an andgasm instead.
--nu-monet

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

I always wondered how that worked. I asked a multi-millionaire to pay
for lunch once and he bit my leg.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"The difference between Heaven and Hell is which end of the pitchfork
you're on!"
-- Popess Lilith von Fraumench

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From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>

Joe Cosby wrote:
<snip>
> I always wondered how that worked. I asked a multi-millionaire to pay
> for lunch once and he bit my leg.
<snip>

That was no millionaire, that was my wife. And that wasn't
your leg. And it wasn't you.

--
John Starrett

"Gums don't kill people. Gums kills people"

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

On Tue, 21 Jan 2003 20:54:53 -0700, John Starrett
<jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu> wrote:

>That was no millionaire, that was my wife. And that wasn't
>your leg. And it wasn't you.

other than that, though.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

What if we'd just QUIT when Albert Einstein bombed Pearl Harbor? We'd all be
eating Matzoh ball soup and learning physics in school, that's what!

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From: ridetheory <ridetheory@notmail.com>

in article b0k9lq$f6j$3@newsg3.svr.pol.co.uk, Espira at espira23@hotmail.com
wrote on 1/21/03 12:07 PM:

> I shook hands with x-major of new york, Rudolph 'rudy' Guiliani today when
> he came to my place of WERK.
> Now since he has shaken hands with George 'dubya',thats my link to Bush in
> only one person......
> i'm not sure if thats something to be proud of or not.... But what I AM
> proud of is that i didn't WASH MY HANDS after i had taken a piss.

You did fine and all, but had I known he was coming, I would have made a
special trip to the bathroom JUST TO PEE ON MY PALMS!

ignatz topo

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