From: Lamprey Systems <*lampreysystems@cableone.net*>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Date: Tue, Feb 4, 2003 7:27 PM
Top Ten Columbia Tragedy Conspiracy Theories (plus one)
01. External Pinto fuel tank not properly retrofitted.
02. International Space Station's Russian Cosmonauts
report
Shuttle hydraulic fluid at least 90 proof.
03. Inflight feature, "Jackass: The Movie,"
did not have "Do not
attempt stunt during re-entry" warning.
04. Nasa issued Shuttle crew SP 875 sunscreen "just in case."
05. Malfunction of Yemen's "Microgravitational
effects on C4"
science module.
06. Lockheed Fischer-Price merger not working out.
07. Excessive mold on tile grout caused heat shield failure.
08. Al Jazera: Israeli astronaut tried to call
in sick morning of
Shuttle return.
09. Freeze-dried Cherries Jubilee now officially
off Nasa's space
menu.
10. Revolutionary Flubber propulsion system still somewhat buggy.
11. Do not take Shuttle into "Mr. Heat Shield"
for service if Earl
is on duty.
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