From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Feb 1, 2003 10:51 AM
No, and not the tap dancer from Rocky Horror.
How the hell did those Sand Niggers manage this one?
Or could the shuttle have accidentally crossed the path
of the X-ists
saucer? Yeah, that's it.
Why do I think, right now, that someone is buying up
all the diamonds
they can in order to secure the safety of the next mission
to get the
other three guys off the space station?
Why do I think there's some guy in a Nehru suit adjusting
his monocle,
and stroking his cat as he congratulates his largely
Korean staff for
pulling this one off?
And let me get this one off my chest quick while the
tasteless period is
still open (until we find out that really happened,
if ever):
Where did the Columbia land?
Ans...In Smithereens.
Where did the Columbia land?
Ans...In Dallas. And Fort Worth.
[*]
-----
PS, now we have to listen to thousands of trailer trash
rednecks, their
dogs barking in the background, use their limited vocabulary
to try and
describe the big bright thing they saw.
"Thayit wuz the biggest dayum thang <bark bark>
I wuz ayout cuz I run
out a Bud wheyen I herd a big bayung<yap yap>
an lookt up an saw these
here trayalz up air lahk a beeg sporklor<ggrroowwwll,
yap yap, arf
arf><baby crying>..."
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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
iDRMRSR wrote:
>
> No, and not the tap dancer from Rocky Horror.
>
> How the hell did those Sand Niggers manage this
one?
>
Just further proof that god doesn't want
Jews to fly. It's there in the Torah
somewhere, I guess.
I could also mention that the flight had
two wymmen and a colored man, too. But
I won't. Other than to say god prolly
doesn't want either of them to go flyin'
eitherneither. At least according to
most religions that believe in it anyway.
Dammit, why didn't Captain Planet save them?
--
Rev. nu-monet
High Priest
Church of Kali (Reformed)
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
In article <3E3BED0E.203EE3E@subgenius.com>, iDRMRSR
<idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
> Why do I think there's some guy in a Nehru suit
adjusting his monocle,
> and stroking his cat as he congratulates his largely
Korean staff for
> pulling this one off?
ERNST STAVROS BLOFELD!
(That is FUCKED that I would remember a thing like that
at a time like
this. You truly bring out the worst.)
>
> And let me get this one off my chest quick while
the tasteless period is
> still open (until we find out that really happened,
if ever):
>
> Where did the Columbia land?
>
> Ans...In Smithereens.
>
> Where did the Columbia land?
>
> Ans...In Dallas. And Fort Worth.
You are FAST with those. Wei/I gotta hand it to you.
>
> [*]
> -----
> PS, now we have to listen to thousands of trailer
trash rednecks, their
> dogs barking in the background, use their limited
vocabulary to try and
> describe the big bright thing they saw.
>
> "Thayit wuz the biggest dayum thang <bark
bark> I wuz ayout cuz I run
> out a Bud wheyen I herd a big bayung<yap yap>
an lookt up an saw these
> here trayalz up air lahk a beeg sporklor<ggrroowwwll,
yap yap, arf
> arf><baby crying>..."
And we've hardly heard yet from the Hostile UFO Nuts,
the Benevolent
UFO Nuts, the Pro Conspiracy Nuts, and the Anti Conspiracy
Nuts.
--
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PRABOB
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From: "rev screech owl" <gatesddeen@yahoo.com>
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
wrote in message
news:010220031401556508%stang@subgenius.com...
> In article <3E3BED0E.203EE3E@subgenius.com>,
iDRMRSR
> <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote:
> And we've hardly heard yet from the Hostile UFO
Nuts, the Benevolent
> UFO Nuts, the Pro Conspiracy Nuts, and the Anti
Conspiracy Nuts.
IVAN! If you got a shortwave toon into 12.16o mHz right
now
or listen on Real Audio at: http://www.gcnlive.com/hosts.htm
(not sure what feed to click as I'm listenin on shortwave
but Alex Jones and John Statdmeller are ranting a conspiracy
blue streak as I type this all about Columbia and how
it was
deliberatly blown up to boost Bush's ratings in the
polls
before the Iraq War - you gots to hear it to believe
it Ivan!
It is PURE un-adulterated virgin cold pressed kookdom!!)
again it's on 12.160shortwave right now
>
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From: MRvDC <brthrn@dangermedia.org>
I've actually listened to 'this' for almost an hour.
And. It's the NEWS
*BEHIND* the NEWS!!!
DEAR CHRIST! I've been SUCKED into aNOTHER NO *SPIN*
*ZONE*!!! THEYSE
*EVERYWHERE* MAN *EVERYWHERE*!!! HAHA!
You know. If there truly is a secret society of REPTILIAN
*SATANIC*
HEBREW *ALIENS*...well. *I'M WITH THEM* so as long has
their FINAL
agenda is to SHUT THE *SQUEALING* HUMAN *RACE* UP FOREVER!!!
HAHA!
*INFO*WARS* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA.
#!0
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
On Sat, 01 Feb 2003 14:01:55 -0500, "Rev. Ivan
Stang"
<stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
>In article <3E3BED0E.203EE3E@subgenius.com>,
iDRMRSR
><idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
>
>>
>> Why do I think there's some guy in a Nehru
suit adjusting his monocle,
>> and stroking his cat as he congratulates his
largely Korean staff for
>> pulling this one off?
>
>ERNST STAVROS BLOFELD!
>
>(That is FUCKED that I would remember a thing like
that at a time like
>this. You truly bring out the worst.)
>
Kind of weirding me out, too, I have been watching all
of the James
Bond movies for the last week or two, every night.
The thing is, when you watch them all like that, they
keep getting a
different actor for Blofeld, and then one of the later
Blofelds was
the same actor that played one of the limey good guys
in one of the
earlier movies.
Plus they obviously were a little worried about the
race card thing in
the Blofeld character. In the books, Fleming gives
Blofeld very
distinctly Jewish characteristics. In fact, most of
the bad guys are
distinctly hebe-ish in the books. Obviously this was
not going to go
over well in America in the 60s, so they kept switching
his race
around. By the end, they have decided to be totally
safe and make him
very English, which resolves the race problem, but they
make him this
super "PIP PIP CHEERIO" kind of English which
comes off very strangely
in a supervillian.
But what really gets me is Felix Leiter, the head of
the CIA in the
Ian Fleming universe. Every single movie they have
a different Felix
Leiter, and they all look completely different. And
a bunch of them
are other characters in earlier movies, making it all
a little
confusing when you are watching all of them.
It's like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz when she wakes
up and all the
people around her are characters in the other world
all switched
around, but she keeps waking up over and over and every
time the deck
gets shuffled again. And except stuff gets blown up
all the time with
bombs and rockets and people get shot and there's a
lot of sex, which
also wasn't in the Wizard of Oz.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
BUSH's wife is known as PICKLES, but you still can't
legally buy
DILDOES in several states
- Hellpope Huey
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
On Sat, 01 Feb 2003 12:17:56 -0800, Joe Cosby
<joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote:
The other thing though is Austin Powers has pretty much
ruined the
whole James Bond thing for me.
I keep expecting Blofeld to put his pinky up to his
lip, and every
time they have James Bond tied up and are working out
an insanely
elaborate plan for killing him I hear this little voice
in my head
screaming "JUST SHOOT HIM, FOR FUCK'S SAKE"
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
Careful how you respond, noting who I am, how well
I'm in tune with
communicating near future events.....with an established
history of
accuracy.
- Another year and another classic Tim Rue quote!
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
On Sat, 01 Feb 2003 10:51:42 -0500, iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
>Where did the Columbia land?
>
>Ans...In Smithereens.
>
>Where did the Columbia land?
>
>Ans...In Dallas. And Fort Worth.
>
>[*]
>-----
>PS, now we have to listen to thousands of trailer
trash rednecks, their
>dogs barking in the background, use their limited
vocabulary to try and
>describe the big bright thing they saw.
>
>"Thayit wuz the biggest dayum thang <bark
bark> I wuz ayout cuz I run
>out a Bud wheyen I herd a big bayung<yap yap>
an lookt up an saw these
>here trayalz up air lahk a beeg sporklor<ggrroowwwll,
yap yap, arf
>arf><baby crying>..."
>
>
>
>
I thought this was pretty good, from the bottom of one
of the MSNBC
pages on it, links to two stories:
[link] Space shuttle crashes on reentry
[link] Space.com: NEAT new comet to look for
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
The Firda newspaper says officers were amazed when they
found the cheese.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_464708.html
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
In article <3e3c217c$1@altnews.snip.net>, rev
screech owl
<gatesddeen@yahoo.com> wrote:
> IVAN! If you got a shortwave toon into 12.16o
mHz right now
> or listen on Real Audio at: http://www.gcnlive.com/hosts.htm
Aw shucks, it's Voice of Evangelism on now, I missed it.
If anything bad happens these days, anything, it's either
Bush or
Saddam behind it. Or the aliens. Well, same difference
I guess.
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From: C_Ciall@yahoo.co.uk (Ciall)
Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote
in message news:<la9o3v0bpok5h0i7s7nbtva5kd95113f2u@4ax.com>...
> On Sat, 01 Feb 2003 10:51:42 -0500, iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
> wrote:
>
> [link] Space shuttle crashes on reentry
> [link] Space.com: NEAT new comet to look for
Shit I'm in Midlothian, SCOTLAND - where at least 10
folks have died
violently this weekend and all I hear on the BBC is
about some freakin
yankees what blowed up in a rocket. Shit that's a terrible
thing an I
feel sorry an all - but I'm guessing that folks is dyin
all over the
planet today.
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
On 1 Feb 2003 15:04:34 -0800, C_Ciall@yahoo.co.uk (Ciall) wrote:
>Shit I'm in Midlothian, SCOTLAND - where at least
10 folks have died
>violently this weekend and all I hear on the BBC
is about some freakin
>yankees what blowed up in a rocket. Shit that's
a terrible thing an I
>feel sorry an all - but I'm guessing that folks
is dyin all over the
>planet today.
There it is.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
>does this mean that if there was no wine in france
(and no consommers
>of) the graet revolution could have be done since
a long time ?
No, if there were no wine in france you'd be belgium.
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From: ridetheory@yahoo.com (ignatz topolino)
> Ans...In Dallas. And Fort Worth.
Yep, that's them all over.
iggy topo
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From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
wrote in news:010220031401556508%
stang@subgenius.com:
> (That is FUCKED that I would remember a thing like
that at a time like
> this. You truly bring out the worst.)
>
eh... excuse me your conspiracyship, but didn't Blofeld
finally get
dropped down a chimney by Bond in a helicpter that Blofeld
was trying to
kill him in? You remember... wheelchair on the skid
and all that?
I know I know.... tacky technical point of order.
>> "Thayit wuz the biggest dayum thang <bark
bark> I wuz ayout cuz I run
>> out a Bud wheyen I herd a big bayung<yap
yap> an lookt up an saw these
>> here trayalz up air lahk a beeg sporklor<ggrroowwwll,
yap yap, arf
>> arf><baby crying>..."
I was watching CNN, and they actually had some Texas
redneck on the phone
drawlin "Well, I saw it hit another aircraft...
" (I shit you not on
this.)
Uh huh.. lessee.... 200,000 feet travelling at greater
than Mach 18. Not
even the SR-71 Blackbird can match those numbers.
>
> And we've hardly heard yet from the Hostile UFO
Nuts, the Benevolent
> UFO Nuts, the Pro Conspiracy Nuts, and the Anti
Conspiracy Nuts.
>
Settle in folks... it's gonna be a loooong week.
_________________
-- Reverend DJ Epoch
-- The Church of Our lady of Perpetual Motion
-- Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall
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