From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Feb 1, 2003 6:17 PM
Now just put your political leanings aside for a minute.
And your
conspiracies. Whether he had anything to do with it
or not, implicitly
or explicitly.
I'm talking about just THE MAN here. I mean, there
he is, early
Saturday after a rough week at the head of the CON.
Maybe he was
getting frisky with Laura, playing that little game
where she played
with his morning wood under the covers or something.
You never know.
And he prolly was firmly attached to the crapper. Suppose
something he
had for dinner last night kind of gave him the runs
a little. I mean
there he is, the missus tugging on his weenie, or he's
trying to get rid
of some Hershey Squirts, when dammit, the phone rings
again!!!
And this ain't the first time he's had to deal with
that. I mean
whatever he's doing, two or more of his orifices are
bound to have
completely clammed up and his winkie gets all shrinky.
So then he's got
to get out of his comfy around the house shorts, call
the motor pool,
clean up and tuck things back into his pants, and then,
before he's had
his coffee, gotta hurry and write ANOTHER damn speech.
But by the afternoon he gets himself all straightened
around. He
managed a nice speech, quoting something nice from the
bible and all
that. Not a bad message considering the first draft
read something like
"Well, DUH! Shit happens, especially when you
sign on to ride atop a
flaming computerized ball of fire, and then ruin my
Saturday!!!"
So think what you will of his politics and power. For
one moment this
morning, though, I think he deserved the sympathy of
ALL men just trying
to have a peaceful Saturday before all the crap hits
the fan again.
[*]
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From: "Artemia Salina" <y2k@sheayright.com>
On Sat, 01 Feb 2003 18:48:22 -0800, dinosaurbob wrote:
> What's the next disaster to hit this country going
to be due to us
> allowing this moron to steal the White House?
It's like I was saying before about karma. The guy made
a deal wif duh
debbil and although he got into the Whitehouse it's
gonna be the toughest
four years anyone has ever served there.
Anyone up for a Disaster Pool?
I'm betting that within the rest of GWB's term the war
with Iraq will
create so much ill will from other countries that trade
relations with
the bulk of them will disintegrate and the embargos
will bring this
country to its knees. I'm guessing very much down but
not quite
completely out by the time he leaves office.
And what ever happened to Cheney? Is he dead? I don't
think I've heard
tell of him for several months now. I think CNN et al
should keep a small
graphic in a corner of the screen which is a barometer
indicating Cheney's
health.
Maybe he's out on a top secret one man mission to find
Bin Laden on his
own. Great, a guy with a bad heart chasing a guy dragging
a kidney dialysis
machine around with him. What a smack down that'll be.
--
Hellpope Huey on NENSLO: He's the black-ops Elephant
Man of the Mensa set.
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
On Sun, 02 Feb 2003 03:42:02 -0500, "Artemia Salina"
<y2k@sheayright.com> wrote:
>On Sat, 01 Feb 2003 18:48:22 -0800, dinosaurbob
wrote:
>
>> What's the next disaster to hit this country
going to be due to us
>> allowing this moron to steal the White House?
>
>It's like I was saying before about karma. The guy
made a deal wif duh
>debbil and although he got into the Whitehouse it's
gonna be the toughest
>four years anyone has ever served there.
>
>Anyone up for a Disaster Pool?
>I'm betting that within the rest of GWB's term the
war with Iraq will
>create so much ill will from other countries that
trade relations with
>the bulk of them will disintegrate and the embargos
will bring this
>country to its knees. I'm guessing very much down
but not quite
>completely out by the time he leaves office.
>
>
>And what ever happened to Cheney? Is he dead? I
don't think I've heard
>tell of him for several months now. I think CNN
et al should keep a small
>graphic in a corner of the screen which is a barometer
indicating Cheney's
>health.
>
Actually, the last time I think anybody heard from the
previously
prolix Cheney was when the war on Afghanistan was cranking
up and he
got sick of arguing at work every day and said "fuck
this, I'm going
into a bunker so I won't get hit if there -is- a terrorist
attack".
I think it was really pissing him off to get cussed
out all the time
by a woman who LOOKS black but has a puerto-rican sounding
name.
And we haven't heard from him since.
Remember Major Major?
>Maybe he's out on a top secret one man mission to
find Bin Laden on his
>own. Great, a guy with a bad heart chasing a guy
dragging a kidney dialysis
>machine around with him. What a smack down that'll
be.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
Memes don't exist. Tell your Friends.
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From: "NeuroManson" <moc.ibtta@dogegoops>
"Artemia Salina" <y2k@sheayright.com>
wrote in message
news:pan.2003.02.02.08.42.02.342747@sheayright.com...
> Anyone up for a Disaster Pool?
> I'm betting that within the rest of GWB's term
the war with Iraq will
> create so much ill will from other countries that
trade relations with
> the bulk of them will disintegrate and the embargos
will bring this
> country to its knees. I'm guessing very much down
but not quite
> completely out by the time he leaves office.
Sure, I'll bite, I predict that the long awaited New
Madrid earthquake will
hit, causing massive damage in cities surrounding it.
Bush will arch his
eyebrows to simulate concern, calling it a national
tragedy of massive
proportions, shortly after, and every religious group
will do their
equivilent of yelling "The bitch deserved it!".
Shortly after that, half the
net kooks will say that this would never have happened
if Gore was
president, while the other half will say that Gore wouldn't
be able to
handle it, and the third half will claim it's a sign
of the end times.
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From: Jarto <_jarto_@excite.com>
On Sun, 02 Feb 2003 03:42:02 -0500, "Artemia Salina"
<y2k@sheayright.com> wrote:
>
>And what ever happened to Cheney? Is he dead?
Last time I saw Cheney was in an Eninem Vid.
(-)
Jarto
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