that's what I'm gonna do to you if you DON'T SHUT UP

From: "Blackout" <blackout@404subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 14, 2003 9:38 PM

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Two California poultry farmers who fed some 30,000
live chickens into wood chippers will not face criminal charges because they
had permission from the U.S. Department of Agriculture prosecutors said on
Friday.

But a spokesman for the Humane Society of the United States called the
farmers "callous and barbaric" and disagreed with the decision not to
prosecute them.

The farmers needed to destroy the chickens because they were "spent" -- or
no longer able to produce eggs -- and could not make chicken soup out of
them because the farms were under quarantine for the poultry virus Exotic
Newcastle Disease, District Attorney's spokeswoman Gayle Stewart said.

Stewart said the men, who run a poultry farm near San Diego, asked a senior
veterinarian with the Agriculture Department if they could employ the wood
chippers and were given permission.

"Once they had permission we decided that they did not have any criminal
intent," Stewart said.

Brothers Arie and Will Wilgenburg, who run Escondido-based Ward Poultry
Farm, could not be reached for comment on Friday. Earlier, they told the San
Diego Union Tribune newspaper that they were doing "what we thought we had
to do" based on expert advice and stopped as soon as they learned otherwise.

Wayne Pacelle, a spokesman for the Humane Society, said that explanation was
unacceptable.

"The act of feeding live chickens into a wood chipper is an extraordinarily
callous and barbaric act and I can't imagine any person with a whit of
common sense would use a wood chipper as a killing tool," he said. "No
person with any experience in killing animals would sanction the use of this
technique."

Pacelle said the District Attorney's decision not to prosecute the brothers
rested on the "faulty assumption" that using wood chippers to kill chickens
was an accepted practice.

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From: The Artist Formerly Known as Lord <your@lord.com>

Being a LOSER like yourself, I am aware of what WE're capable of: Nothing.
So you will not do anything, because you're just lazy and stupid (in a
way).

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From: "Blackout" <blackout@404subgenius.com>

"The Artist Formerly Known as Lord" wrote

> Being a LOSER like yourself, I am aware of what WE're capable of: Nothing.
> So you will not do anything, because you're just lazy and stupid (in a
> way).

and here I was just wondering when a new shitstain would appear for me to
kick in the nuts until they cry

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From: The Artist Formerly Known as Lord <your@lord.com>

On Mon, 14 Apr 2003 21:51:26 -0400, Blackout wrote:

>
> and here I was just wondering when a new shitstain would appear for me
> to kick in the nuts until they cry

I wonder how you will be able to accomplish that over usenet. Are you
delusional, perhaps?

Sticks and stones can break my bones, etc.

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From: "Ned Wreck" <NedWreck@usenetserver.com>

"The Artist Formerly Known as Lord" <your@lord.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2003.04.15.01.50.21.132552.383@lord.com...
> > > I wonder how you will be able to accomplish that over usenet. Are you
> delusional, perhaps?

I think he meant figuratively.
Or maybe the verbal equivalent of one, anyway.
Either way, it ain't pretty.

Ned
--
Eternal Salvation or Triple Your Money Back!!! HTTP://WWW.SubGenius.com

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From: "Blackout" <blackout@404subgenius.com>

"Ned Wreck"

GET A BRAIN YOU MORANS!

AN HAPPY FUG-N-BERTDAY TOO!

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

> I think he meant figuratively.
> Or maybe the verbal equivalent of one, anyway.
> Either way, it ain't pretty.
>

On the contrary, I think Blackout's nuts-kickings are a form of high
art, like ballet, only with more forceful kicks. Very pretty indeed,
albeit an acquired taste.

It doesn't matter whether the kooks knows its nuts are being kicked;
most kooks don't. The nuts-kicking really is done for the benefit of
the spectators and for the pure joy of doing it on the part of the
artist.

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From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>

On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 17:38:56 -0400, Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:

> It doesn't matter whether the kooks knows its nuts are being kicked;
> most kooks don't. The nuts-kicking really is done for the benefit of the
> spectators and for the pure joy of doing it on the part of the artist.

I'm not a kook. I may be a plagarist. My mother tells me I need to see a
psychiatrist, a headshrinker. I sometimes talk to myself and spend most
of my time in the basement. But perhaps the psychiatrists are themselves
crazy. Who is to say? Why am I to be subjected to subjective standards
of some self-appointed judges, the shrinks that is? And perhaps it is
they who follow....

....the serpent.

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 22:47:00 GMT, The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord
<your@lord.com> wrote:

>I'm not a kook. I may be a plagarist. My mother tells me I need to see a
>psychiatrist, a headshrinker. I sometimes talk to myself and spend most
>of my time in the basement. But perhaps the psychiatrists are themselves
>crazy. Who is to say?

Next time you are in your basement, take a vote.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

A canyon related to the darkness accidentally hated the wheel, because the wedge
beyond a nightmare explored some torch.

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From: The Artist Formerly Knows as Lord <your@lord.com>

They don't believe in democracy.

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