Happy Birthday, Stang!

From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Aug 21, 2002 2:26 PM

Everyone call him and sing "Happy Birthday" into his answering machine!

216-320-9528
--
Legume

"Civilization will not attain to its perfection until the last stone from
the last church falls on the last priest" - - - Emile Zola

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From: glassgnost <dlindnerSPAMBLOCKED@socal.rr.com>

Legume wrote:
> Everyone call him and sing "Happy Birthday" into his answering machine!
>
> 216-320-9528

Why run up the long distance bill when he's reading here anyways?...

/me sings:

crappy birthday to you
you smell like a zoo
you look like a monkey
and one fucked yer mom

I mean that *affectionately*, of course. :)~

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From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)

>Everyone call him and sing "Happy Birthday" into his answering machine!
>
>216-320-9528

Wow! It my birthday as well! HA! I sahre a Birthday with Stang and YOU Don't!

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"You remind Me a Song I can't name, in time I don't remember, in a place I
don't think I've ever been to."

Grampa Simpson

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From: "Rev. Andre Brothel" <undeadandbitter@mindspring.com>

>
>
> MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
>
> "You remind Me a Song I can't name, in time I don't remember, in a
> place I don't think I've ever been to."
>
> Grampa Simpson

Well...my little brother's birthday is today. Not really close enough to
sharing a birthday with Stang myself I suppose. Or close to it at all
really, other than that "we fell out of the same woman" thing. There's
prolly something like a 25 year age difference between the two of them
anyway. Add on the 5 year difference between us and the fact that I'm
not gonna try to guess my mother's age and you get a jumbled mass in junk
data that spreads wonderfully on toast.

Oh, and I certainly didn't call his ass, so why would I spend the LD $ on
Stang? And what if he picks up halfway through, or at all? Well the
point I suppose is that my brother could either kick mr. Monster king's
butt...or maybe he couldn't, I mean I really can't say.

--
The Rev. Andre Brothel
- Doktor of pharmaceutical alchemy
'always searching, for the philosopher's stoned.'

write to:
notdoctordre@mindspring.com
Material plane of existance, apt 110
Seattle, WA abunchanumbershere

"Oh drugs, I can't stay mad at you"

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From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

My retarded nephew Arthur's birthday is today, too.

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From: Two Beans <twobeans@godhatesyou.com>

On 21 Aug 2002 13:26:20 -0500, Legume <none@yerbiz.com> wrote:

>Everyone call him and sing "Happy Birthday" into his answering machine!

You mean the old man is older now?

Like a sequoia he is...

-2B

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From: "blackout" <blackout@404subgenius.com>

"Legume" wrote

> Everyone call him and sing "Happy Birthday" into his answering
machine!

LET'S SAW HIM OPEN AND COUNT THE GROWTH RINGS!

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From: El Queso <the_cheese_23@yahoo.com>

Legume wrote:
> Everyone call him and sing "Happy Birthday" into his answering machine!
>
> 216-320-9528

Happy birfday, Stang! I hope you get presents. We'll write you a new
song for our present to you.
Cheers,
Queso and Touchmonkey

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

Legume wrote:
>
> Everyone call him and sing "Happy Birthday" into his answering machine!
>
> 216-320-9528

DIE YOU BASTARD!!! DIE!!! DIE!!! DIE!!!... Uh, I mean, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

--
Artemia Salina -- http://www.drpez.com/drali1.htm
Syncretic Haloxyline Loftily Overloves Dextral Billiards!!! Just ask Kevan!

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From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>

Legume <none@yerbiz.com> wrote in news:Xns927195154EDC3CortezLegume18465086
@128.242.171.114:

> Everyone call him and sing "Happy Birthday" into his answering machine!
>

"Happy a-bir-a-bir-a-birthday you th-th-thing from another world, you!" -
Porky Pig

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From: sean_lydon@yahoo.com (Rev. Sean Scrotum)

Happy Birthday, you decrepit (CONSPIRACY-RELATED CENSORSHIP HERE). ;)
"You're older than you've ever been, and now you're getting older, and
now you're older still.."
-Rev. Sean Scrotum, who's running out to buy "Bob"'s Anti-Aging Snake
Oil Elixir

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From: dkr. Xenu v.0.7 <noway@out.com>

Happy Birth day my good man.=)

I got no phone

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