One of the weirdest things

From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Aug 30, 2002 3:51 PM

One of the weirdest things about having the Lord's email come into your
email box is that you keep getting mail that says:

"Jesus! Increase your bust size!"

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From: Lou Scannon <scannon@lmountain.com>

On Fri, 30 Aug 2002 19:51:04 GMT, "Rev. Magdalen"
<magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote:

>One of the weirdest things about having the Lord's email come into your
>email box is that you keep getting mail that says:
>
>"Jesus! Increase your bust size!"

Has he tried it yet?

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From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)

"Friday - Get a LONGER STRONGER THICKER PENIS"

Jesus paid for our sins - now let's get our money's worth!

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From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)

>"Friday - Get a LONGER STRONGER THICKER PENIS"
>

That was me trying to get a date!

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"You remind Me a Song I can't name, in time I don't remember, in a place I
don't think I've ever been to."

Grampa Simpson

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Subject: Re: One of the weirdest things
From: glassgnost <dlindnerSPAMBLOCKED@socal.rr.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Aug 30, 2002 9:24 PM
Message-ID: <3D701A75.9040308@socal.rr.com>

Friday Jones wrote:

> "Friday - Get a LONGER STRONGER THICKER PENIS"

Hey, them pills *worked* for me. I'm just lucky that way, I suppose.

Now I just need pills to give my wife a deeper vagina...

...think 44mag and a .38 holster. Frustrating as hell.

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If a man has a strong faith he can indulge in the luxury of skepticism.
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