Pittsburgh Observation

From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, May 27, 2002 7:27 PM

So, I'm a died in the wool Buckeye from Ohio. This weekend, I spent a
little time in Pittsburgh. Aside from the accent, the one thing I
noticed was that the good looking women in Pittsburgh were considerably
better looking than the female snowbirds in Ohio.

But at the same time, the ugly women in Pittsburgh were fantastically
uglier.

Just wanted to share this...

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From: "irk" <reply@here.flipt>

"iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote in message
news:646A4C1FFD39734B.BC1892B7D033F461.EFB4E3C75B515576@lp.airnews.net...
> So, I'm a died in the wool Buckeye from Ohio. This weekend, I spent a
> little time in Pittsburgh. Aside from the accent, the one thing I
> noticed was that the good looking women in Pittsburgh were considerably
> better looking than the female snowbirds in Ohio.
>
> But at the same time, the ugly women in Pittsburgh were fantastically
> uglier.
> \

Ahh..... That aint nothing!
The beeutiful women down here in Dixie
are more completely beautious than 99/100ths
of Ohians and pert near a majority O'Yank broads, but *Dobbs* help you shud
you come across
sum of the genetibent! SHhhwecullwwwwthewwwwwwhhhcuntzhhhhh!!

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From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>

We gots Genibesseret down in Atlanta? Boy howdy, does THAT ever explain
why they call dating them down here "The Wierding way"!

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Reverend DJ Epoch

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From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>

Mine is a city of extremes. You ain't seen ugly till you seen a pair of
j-cups on an old black woman, that never saw a brassiere, hanging down to
her thighs as she waddles down Liberty Avenue to the shelter for yet one
more scam. Then on the other end of the spectrum we got polacks and uke
whities so DAG-nasty that their whole block smells like a well aged
postmortem cabbage fart from a 3 day old corpse. The genetic drift here is
fabulous; and so is the aggressive undergrowth and trees. This is what
happens over a century and a half of mill poisoning and particulate
pollution. A town full of aggressive mutants who smoke Newports and whose
whole city is half a decade away from complete assimilation by rainforest.

On the upside, the diners are great.

alliekatt

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From: Slackitude <allyerslack@rightaround.here>

> Just wanted to share this...
>
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I just wanted to congratulate you on not being afraid to say you're from
Ohio.

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