Subject: Regarding Clark Kent

From: glassgnost <dlindnerSPAMBLOCKED@socal.rr.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

Man, that goddanned Clark Kent - Not only is he playing this duplicitous
dual-identity thing, but if you catch him in a verbal gaffe and press
him on it, he LIES like a son of a bitch. And it seems to come to him
quite naturally.

"Why, I was just talking to Superman about that the other day".

The greatest Hero america has ever concieved is a two-cent Bullshit
Artist. Think about it...

As a general rule of thumb, never trust anybody who's been in therapy
for more than 15 percent of their life span. The words "I am sorry" and
"I am wrong" will have totally disappeared from their vocabulary. They
will stab you, shoot you, break things in your apartment, say horrible
things to your friends and family, and then justify this abhorrent
behavior by saying: "Sure, I put your dog in the microwave. But I feel
*better* for doing it."
-- Bruce Feirstein, "Nice Guys Sleep Alone"

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Subject: Re: Regarding Clark Kent
From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

glassgnost wrote:
>
> Man, that goddanned Clark Kent - Not only is he
> playing this duplicitous dual-identity thing, but
> if you catch him in a verbal gaffe and press him
> on it, he LIES like a son of a bitch. And it seems
> to come to him quite naturally...

Yeah, but you know about the rumors. About his
*triple* identity?

Come Saturday night, it's Clarisse Kent.

It started when they moved him from the City Desk
to the "Lifestyle" section. His first opening with
white wine and cheese and *bang*, he finally gets
into Lois Lane's panties. Just not the way she
thought he would.

--
"Expect the unexpectable."
--A NASA Engineer

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Subject: Re: Regarding Clark Kent
From: glassgnost <dlindnerSPAMBLOCKED@socal.rr.com>

nu-monet v5.0 wrote:

> It started when they moved him from the City Desk
> to the "Lifestyle" section. His first opening with
> white wine and cheese and *bang*, he finally gets
> into Lois Lane's panties. Just not the way she
> thought he would.

LOL :)

...and most folks still think that Jesus and The Devil are two different
people. Fuckwits.

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips
over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, "Love is Hell"

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Subject: Re: Regarding Clark Kent
From: IPRC Info <info@iprc.org>

nu-monet v5.0 wrote:

> Come Saturday night, it's Clarisse Kent.

Read "Oedipus in Disneyland" by Hercules Molloy. Clark Kent discovers the
truth about Alice in Wonderland -- it's actually Queen Victoria's
pornographic autobiography (a way better literary conspiracy than "Frances
Bacon wrote Shakespere's plays)-- then he has an LSD freakout at Disneyland,
becomes Queen Victoria, and kills all the Disney characters.

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Subject: Re: Regarding Clark Kent
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <yougottabekidding@noway.com>

glassgnost exclaimed:

> Man, that goddanned Clark Kent - Not only is he playing this duplicitous
> dual-identity thing, but if you catch him in a verbal gaffe and press
> him on it, he LIES like a son of a bitch. And it seems to come to him
> quite naturally.
>
> "Why, I was just talking to Superman about that the other day".
>
> The greatest Hero america has ever concieved is a two-cent Bullshit
> Artist. Think about it...

It's obvious...the man talks to himself.

...and answers back. Classic schitzo.

Huffing kryptonite will do that to ya.

JUST SAY NO!

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