From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
They should make a movie about...
Two dumb guys who talk funny.
Santa Claus.
The fate of the world rests in the hands of One Man... and he's a WEIRDO!
Two people meet and immediately dislike each other
but eventually fall
in love.
Guys in a submarine who might die.
Somebody is killing people and leaving taunting messages for the police.
Four Southern women.
One special summer none of them would ever forget.
A bunch of guys get together to steal something.
A kids' sports team made up of rejects and goofs who eventually triumph.
Coming of age.
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Subject: Re: They should make a movie about...
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
"nenslo" wrote:
> They should make a movie about...
I prefer movies about scantily-clad women who get their
finger caught in the
sink faucet but they're just within reach of the phone
and so they call a
variety of shaven-testicled, big -cocked plumbers, firemen,
and policemen,
none of whom help the women out of the difficulty.
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Subject: Re: They should make a movie about...
From: "Blackout" <blackout@404subgenius.com>
special effects. lots of them.
and little if any actual story to get in the way of BLOWING SHIT UP
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Subject: Re: They should make a movie about...
From: El Queso <the_cheese_23@yahoo.com>
I want to see a movie with ALL of these plots in it.
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Subject: Re: They should make a movie about...
From: Tesla Coil <tescoil@devnull.ilbbs.com>
Two dumb guys who talk funny meet and immediately dislike
each other,
but eventually fall in love. They got together in a
submarine to
steal something and might die, because four Southern
women are killing
people and leaving taunting messages for the police.
The fate of the
world rests in the hands of One Man... and he's SANTA
CLAUS! He puts
together a team made up of shaven-testicled, big-cocked
rejects and
goofs who eventually triumph when the four Southern
women get their
fingers caught in sink faucets.
It was one special summer none of them would ever forget coming of age.
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Subject: Re: They should make a movie about...
From: timstich@yahoo.com (Tim Stich)
Other movies:
A group of pranksters create the first crop circle,
which is then
widely imitated by other inspired pranksters worldwide.
This
eventually leads to the murder/suicide of two religious
twenty-year-olds in Texas who get into a drunken argument
about heaven
and hell. The year before, a bunch of Russians, who
do indeed like
their strong drink, die when a big submarine that was
once the pride
of the Russian navy sinks with all hands aboard. Then,
a crazy mixed
up kid from California who loves hip-hop decides to
join up with some
whacky characters and have some hilarious adventures
in the desert. He
is eventually forgiven by his father. Then, a famous
stock car racer
is miraculously reborn along with the soul of Babe Ruth,
due to the
fact that they shared the same number "3"
and, well, it's the
reincarnation rules. Later, after long involved sessions
of fisting
and shit-eating, lawmakers pass a bill that makes it
OK to sell CDs
that explode if attempts are made to copy them illegally.
The force of
the explosions is only strong enough to destroy a CD
burner.
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Subject: Re: They should make a movie about...
From: lyonderboy666@hotmail.com (Anti Pope Lupus of
SI)
How about a group of criminals who die one by one after
unwittingly
causing the origin of a super hero or a vengeance-crazed
anti-hero?
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Subject: Re: They should make a movie about...
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@mindspring.com>
A guy whose spirit can not be broken
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Subject: Re: They should make a movie about...
From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>
A looming catastrophe that only ONE MAN can prevent.
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Subject: Re: They should make a movie about...
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@mindspring.com>
a cute dog
a cute kid
a cute kid getting eaten alive by a cute dog
clippy goes transvestite
--
Language is a virus from outer space.
- William S. Burroughs
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