From: Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com (yard man)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 21, 2002 1:24 PM
Message-ID: <3cc2f58e.272950318@news.mindspring.com>
okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big Chill."
so what was the second worst?
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: dcmicroradio@aol.comBoBnet (Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11
Swain)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 21, 2002 1:43 PM
Message-ID: <20020421134311.22822.00004709@mb-mc.aol.com>
>okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big Chill."
>
>so what was the second worst?
A. "White Men Can't Jump"
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 21, 2002 3:35 PM
Message-ID: <a9v4aj0nmt@drn.newsguy.com>
In article <20020421134311.22822.00004709@mb-mc.aol.com>,
dcmicroradio@aol.comBoBnet says...
>
>>okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big
Chill."
>>>>so what was the second worst?
>
>A. "White Men Can't Jump"
"Blood Beach." Its a 'monster' movie so bad,
you can't even make fun of it.
Watching it is like eating a sandwich made of two Dr.
Scholl's shoe inserts with
a TV Guide as filling. I mean NUTHIN' to work with.
Even Joe Bob said "NO fu,
don't even bother." At least bad Italian art cinema
doesn't PRETEND its got a
point. If there IS a worse movie, KILL me.
HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Shut up or we'll condemn you to Branson
It does no harm just once in a while to acknowledge
that the whole country isn't in flames,
that there are people in the country besides
politicians, entertainers, and criminals.
- Charles Kuralt
"Interesting...CRAP, but interesting."
- "Drew Car
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the
Monsters)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 21, 2002 2:31 PM
Message-ID: <20020421143117.15163.00004899@mb-fy.aol.com>
>okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big Chill."
>
>so what was the second worst?
>
Any movie Tom Criuse had made!
Typical plot line of ANY tom Cruise Movie:
Young rising star in (NASCAR, Spying, flying F-14's,
etc) defies the rules more
and more to be #1. He continues to push his luck until
he gets his (mentor,
weapons officer, wife, pet monkey, Scientogist Movie
Agent) killed.
He then goes through a deep personal anguise until he
meets (woman, BoB,
doctor, hooker, pet monkey, a travelling dildo salesman)
who helps him regain
(his self esteem, his dignaty, his abilty to maintain
an erection) he then must
go aout and (win the Daytona 500, shoot down MIGS, fuck
his pet monkey, give
all his money to the CoS) in which he prooves himself
once again as being able
to (kill gooks, have sex with a pet monkey, be a no
talent over paid actor who
only owes his success to the fact the CoS backs all
his movies and makes their
members go out to see them as many times as possible,
turn a quick $25 trick as
a male prostitite when the fleet is in)
The End
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"Just think, the next time I shoot someone I could get arrested!"
Lt. Frank Drebin, "The Naked Gun"
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: Rev dode <dode(pee)@tystie.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 21, 2002 3:04 PM
Message-ID: <1019418748.11233.0.nnrp-01.9e9888c3@news.demon.co.uk>
yard man wrote:
>
>
> okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big Chill."
>
> so what was the second worst?
Anything with that guy who used to play Mork in it,
I didn't think he could
sink any lower than Toys* but with each release to video
he continues to
prove me to be the eeeediot that I am.
*The only movie that had me running from the cinema
before the titles had
finished.
--
Change (pee) to p for mail
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 21, 2002 4:03 PM
Message-ID: <3cc31ac4.99935759@news.cis.dfn.de>
Rev dode <dode(pee)@tystie.com> hunched over a
computer, typing
feverishly;
thunder crashed, Rev dode <dode(pee)@tystie.com>
laughed madly, then
wrote:
>yard man wrote:
>
>>
>>
>> okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big
Chill."
>>
>> so what was the second worst?
>
>Anything with that guy who used to play Mork in
it, I didn't think he could
>sink any lower than Toys* but with each release
to video he continues to
>prove me to be the eeeediot that I am.
>
No shit
They should make him start doing coke again. He was FUNNY once.
One more ultra-sensitive Robin Williams movie and I
am going to track
him down and force him to say something insensitive
at gunpoint.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
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of
life and from every part of the world to come together,
and call each other rude names.
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com (yard man)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 21, 2002 4:29 PM
Message-ID: <3cc320c5.284015343@news.mindspring.com>
On Sun, 21 Apr 2002 20:04:04 +0100, Rev dode <dode(pee)@tystie.com>
wrote:
>yard man wrote:
>
>>
>>
>> okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big
Chill."
>>
>> so what was the second worst?
>
>Anything with that guy who used to play Mork in
it, I didn't think he could
>sink any lower than Toys* but with each release
to video he continues to
>prove me to be the eeeediot that I am.
WHAT?
you didn't like Dead Poots Society or whatever?!
they stand up on their desks for him and all. I was
all touched. I had
to use the crying towel to wipe my arse afterward.
>*The only movie that had me running from the cinema
before the titles had
>finished.
>
>--
>Change (pee) to p for mail
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: Rev dode <dode(pee)@tystie.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 22, 2002 2:09 PM
Message-ID: <1019502197.10472.1.nnrp-10.9e9888c3@news.demon.co.uk>
yard man wrote:
> On Sun, 21 Apr 2002 20:04:04 +0100, Rev dode <dode(pee)@tystie.com>
> wrote:
>
>>yard man wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>> okay, okay. We all know it was "The
Big Chill."
>>>
>>> so what was the second worst?
>>
>>Anything with that guy who used to play Mork
in it, I didn't think he
>>could sink any lower than Toys* but with each
release to video he
>>continues to prove me to be the eeeediot that
I am.
>
> WHAT?
>
> you didn't like Dead Poots Society or whatever?!
>
> they stand up on their desks for him and all. I
was all touched. I had
> to use the crying towel to wipe my arse afterward.
>
I embarrassed to say I did enjoy the dead poops society
but only until I
left the cinema and my brain sugar levels returned to
normal leaving me
with a desperate need for beer and the urge to scrape
or flay myself alive.
I'm older now, wiser and generally more bitter, more better, betterer.
--
Change (pee) to p for mail
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the
Monsters)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 21, 2002 6:40 PM
Message-ID: <20020421184042.00480.00005146@mb-mj.aol.com>
>Anything with that guy who used to play Mork in
it, I didn't think he could
>sink any lower than Toys* but with each release
to video he continues to
>prove me to be the eeeediot that I am.
The REAL sad part is that Toys was actually based on a true story!
When Roy Cohen (macarthey's right hand man in the Red
Baiting 1950's,
Homosexual, and all aroun hateful of all things to include
himself) took over
Lionel (of the eletric Train fame).
He tried to turn Lionel into a defense contractor, using
his links with the
Right Wingers to get lucrative contracts from teh Air
Force amd Navy.
Well his business accuman was soooo poor, he couldn;t
even make money selling
half assed radios and radars to the Air Force at greatly
inflated prices!
At the end, the once porud Toy company was left a whilted
shell. It really
never recovered form it.
But Hollywood, some how took a real storey on how what
Eishenour named "The
Militray-Industrial Complex" really works and screwed
it into a stupid movie
that was sooo only a Studio executive could love it!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"Just think, the next time I shoot someone I could get arrested!"
Lt. Frank Drebin, "The Naked Gun"
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 21, 2002 3:26 PM
Message-ID: <a9v3oq0mn7@drn.newsguy.com>
In article <3cc2f58e.272950318@news.mindspring.com>,
Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com says...
>
>okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big Chill."
>>so what was the second worst?
"The Greatest Story Ever Told," because it
recounts the absolute biggest, most
trouble-inducing, Hyoo-mon-mutilated, buttholian dog
& pony show since Legume
scratched the first scary pics on a cave wall so he
could cornhole the chief's
daughter and not get speared through the thorax for
his impudence.
"Day of the Dolphin" really blows a herd of zebra, too.
HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Shut up or we'll condemn you to Branson
It does no harm just once in a while to acknowledge
that the whole country isn't in flames,
that there are people in the country besides
politicians, entertainers, and criminals.
- Charles Kuralt
"Interesting...CRAP, but interesting."
- "Drew Care
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 21, 2002 3:52 PM
Message-ID: <20020421155239.20847.00004722@mb-mm.aol.com>
>okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big Chill."
I disagree. "Reflections in a Golden Eye" outsucks anything made, ever.
>so what was the second worst?
A week ago, the PriMate was away, so I sprung for a
guy home alone movie -
"Evolution" with David Duchovny. No curfew,
turn it up loud, a bit of 'frop,
but I couldn't finish the movie - and when I've paid
the rental, I ALWAYS watch
'em, just in case they get good. Not this one. It is
just not funny, and it's a
total insult to any scientific mindset one might have.
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 21, 2002 5:09 PM
Message-ID: <15C2F69E40376DB9.EB041D21B504898A.703146CCB93EF6E7@lp.airnews.net>
In article <3cc2f58e.272950318@news.mindspring.com>,
yard man <Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com> wrote:
>
>
>okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big Chill."
>
>so what was the second worst?
Some Mexican Wrestler movie we never heard of....
Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope of Houston
Slack!
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday,alt.cult-movies
Date: Sun, Apr 21, 2002 5:30 PM
Message-ID: <friday-ya02408000R2104021730160001@news.us.inter.net>
>In article <3cc2f58e.272950318@news.mindspring.com>,
>yard man <Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com>
wrote:
>>
>>
>>okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big
Chill."
>>
>>so what was the second worst?
"Finger Lickin' Good." I could actually feel
my brain cells dying during
it. I have never been able to get further than 30 minutes
into the film
without going into shock and hitting the 'EJECT' button.
---
Weasaund Rodder
The weasaund rodder is used for cleaning and subsequent
sealing of the
weasaund on both beef and sheep.
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: BloodRedRazorBlade <childofgotham@ISpitOnYourSpam.yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday,alt.cult-movies
Date: Sun, Apr 21, 2002 5:44 PM
Message-ID: <rpc6cu0jlo0n6malgj6r2o41u63qgv5voc@4ax.com>
(Friday Jones) did write:
>"Finger Lickin' Good." I could actually
feel my brain cells dying during
>it. I have never been able to get further than
30 minutes into the film
>without going into shock and hitting the 'EJECT'
button.
What about "The Lonely Lady"?
--
New York City Independent Horror Film Festival
Coming in October
http://www.MooDudeFilms.com/MainPage.htm
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: "LXIX" <post_replys_please@this.address.is.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday,alt.cult-movies
Date: Sun, Apr 21, 2002 6:22 PM
Message-ID: <1ZGw8.40584$rC2.5080644@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com>
"BloodRedRazorBlade" wrote ...
> (Friday Jones) did write:
>
> >"Finger Lickin' Good." I could actually
feel my brain cells dying during
> >it. I have never been able to get further
than 30 minutes into the film
> >without going into shock and hitting the 'EJECT'
button.
>
> What about "The Lonely Lady"?
Out of Africa
great scenery, 3 and a half friggin hours long, and
one of the slowest
story lines since god knows when.
--LXIX--
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: Dave Leckie <ebbomega@silliness.8m.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday,alt.cult-movies
Date: Mon, Apr 22, 2002 3:59 AM
Message-ID: <3CC3C2F9.89D419ED@silliness.8m.com>
Friday Jones wrote:
>
> >In article <3cc2f58e.272950318@news.mindspring.com>,
> >yard man <Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com>
wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>okay, okay. We all know it was "The
Big Chill."
> >>
> >>so what was the second worst?
"Manos": The Hands of Fate.
Thank you Joel, Servo and Crow for making that movie
at least some what
bearable...
--
Silliness,
Dave "From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta"
Leckie
Dr. Riff-Raff in training
Winner, "Most viscious list", 1999
Emperor Overlord of the Rhinoceros Party of Canada
"Truly the children will have nightmares. And if
they don't...I will be
sad." - Jhonen Vasquez, re: Invader Zim Hallowe'en
episode
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: scarycountfloyd@worldnet.att.net
Newsgroups: alt.cult-movies,alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 22, 2002 4:28 AM
Message-ID: <HQPw8.39831$Rw2.3049807@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>
One of the few movies I ever walked out on was "Kansas
City Bombers" with
Raquel Welsh.
Count Floyd
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: "ote" <ote@aol.com>
Newsgroups: alt.cult-movies,alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 22, 2002 9:25 AM
Message-ID: <Z2Uw8.43809$tg4.519110@vixen.cso.uiuc.edu>
Roller Derby. We love roller derby.
<scarycountfloyd@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:HQPw8.39831$Rw2.3049807@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> One of the few movies I ever walked out on was
"Kansas City Bombers" with
> Raquel Welsh.
>
> Count Floyd
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: "Blackout" <blackout@404infomagic.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 21, 2002 8:24 PM
Message-ID: <UKIw8.102$Z%5.104413@news.uswest.net>
"yard man" wrote
> okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big Chill."
I nominate Beloved for FIRST. Gratuitous Oprah pissing.
"HE STOW MAH
MAHLKS" cries Oprah and Danny Glover grimaces in
horror and then FEELS
UP HER TITS! Gratuitious tard covered with bugs action.
Gratuitous tard
molestation (SHE STARTED IT!). Gratuitious slave whippin's
and red hot
master on slave bi-racial action. Gratuitous just about
everything and
not nearly as FUNNY as Mandingo. What the fuck were
they thinking? what
the fuck are you thinking? I fucking DARE ANY OF YOU
to watch it. hell,
maybe I watched it WRONG, it couldn't have sucked that
hard could it
have? .
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: "Ricky Nielsen" <rickyn@lor.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 21, 2002 10:01 PM
Message-ID: <oaKw8.1$mgK6.524362@news2.randori.com>
"yard man" <Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com>
wrote in message
news:3cc2f58e.272950318@news.mindspring.com...
>
>
> okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big Chill."
>
> so what was the second worst?
Two Mules for Sister Sara?
>
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: virtualole@aol.com (VirtualOle)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 21, 2002 10:51 PM
Message-ID: <20020421225159.15187.00004744@mb-fy.aol.com>
>okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big Chill."
>
>so what was the second worst?
No one has mentioned "Battlefield Earth" yet? WTF?
"Dancer in the Dark"
or
"Blair Witch Project."
Strike One (for both): handheld camera work made me
nauseous before the plot
had a chance to (and I don't usually get nauseous from
that sort of thing).
Strike Two (for both): Irritating and unbelieveable
female main character made
me embarrassed for the male creators of these ugly movies.
Strike Three: (once again for both): The aforementioned
creators of these
movies forgot that they are entertainers and, as such,
have an obligation to
entertain the audience.
-------------------------------
Ole Olson, P.O. Box 592, Ishpeming, MI 49849
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: dkr. Xenu v 0.3 <noway@out.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: dead@god.com
Date: Sun, Apr 21, 2002 11:28 PM
Message-ID: <4qs6cu4skgiuvvelqcisgs98copkg3d0d8@4ax.com>
On 22 Apr 2002 02:51:59 GMT, virtualole@aol.com (VirtualOle) wrote:
>>okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big
Chill."
>>
>>so what was the second worst?
>
>No one has mentioned "Battlefield Earth"
yet? WTF?
A on side note the cultist believed that the story is
true and that it
was remembered from the future some how by hubbard.
what a load of
shit
my pick would be the a fore mentioned and any tom green
movie you
pick can't go wrong
____________________________________
AH! CRAP!
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: El Queso <the_cheese_23@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 22, 2002 2:55 AM
Message-ID: <3CC3A8F8.83F4AD55@yahoo.com>
Freddy got fingered was great cinema. You find me a
better simulated
elephant moneyshot in a movie, and I'll give you a dollar.
Daddy would
you like some sausage?
Queso
"dkr. Xenu v 0.3" wrote:
>
> On 22 Apr 2002 02:51:59 GMT, virtualole@aol.com
(VirtualOle) wrote:
>
> >>okay, okay. We all know it was "The
Big Chill."
> >>
> >>so what was the second worst?
> >
> >No one has mentioned "Battlefield Earth"
yet? WTF?
> A on side note the cultist believed that the story
is true and that it
> was remembered from the future some how by hubbard.
what a load of
> shit
>
> my pick would be the a fore mentioned and any
tom green movie you
> pick can't go wrong
>
> ____________________________________
> AH! CRAP!
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: The Man-Like Madness <kenneth237@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 22, 2002 3:14 PM
Message-ID: <riZw8.95640$G72.67566@sccrnsc01>
VirtualOle made noise, and it sounded like:
>>okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big
Chill."
>>
>>so what was the second worst?
>
> No one has mentioned "Battlefield Earth"
yet? WTF?
That movie is fucking hilarious.
Cave-men flying spaceships! C'mon! How can you not love that?
--
|- The Man-Like Madness ---------/
|---- that which doesn't kill --/
|-- more grist for the mill ---/
|
`- fin--------,
/
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <yougottabekidding@noway.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 22, 2002 7:08 AM
Message-ID: <Xns91F8C3864F1B1yougottabekiddingnow@198.99.146.10>
During the asylum escape,Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com
(yard man)
exclaimed:
>
>
> okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big Chill."
>
> so what was the second worst?
ANY movie starring Burt Reynold involving Dom deLuise
and car chases /
crashes / elephants / chicken suits / etc.
--
~~ The Reverend DJ Epoch ~~
~~ The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion ~~
~~ Cathedral and Carwash, Divine Redneck Clench ~~
~~ Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel ~~
"Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear"
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: "Fredric L. Rice" <FRice@LinkLine.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: FRice@LinkLine.COM
Date: Mon, Apr 22, 2002 3:26 PM
Message-ID: <3CC464E7.BEB18A9E@LinkLine.COM>
yard man wrote:
> okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big Chill."
> so what was the second worst?
Battlefield Earth was the worse.
--
Did Charlton Heston shoot Tom Wales?
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 22, 2002 4:50 PM
Message-ID: <20020422165020.08119.00005455@mb-fq.aol.com>
Any movie starring, Julia Roberts (there is a 50/50
chance that watching any
Julia Roberts movie will kill a heterosexual male) Susan
Sarandon or Meryl
Streep.
"They came to talk."
"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong"
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: The Man-Like Madness <kenneth237@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 22, 2002 3:46 PM
Message-ID: <IMZw8.107280$CH1.93911@sccrnsc02>
yard man made noise, and it sounded like:
> okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big Chill."
Well, you've obviously never seen "You've Got Mail".
Or anything else with
Meg Ryan. She really should have stuck to p0rn.
The Big Chill, at the very least, should get credit
for the Best Use of
Kevin Costner (he plays the corpse in the beginning).
> so what was the second worst?
"The Dark Backward"
Talk about a movie that tries /too hard/. I swear, Adam
Rifkin must have
been hopping up and down next to the cameraman gibbering
about what an
'instant cult classic" this film would be. Too
bad he never bothered to
stop and make sure that it was actually /funny/. Weirdness
abounds in
this film, and it serves as a certain DADAist/Surrealistic
icon [1],
though it doesn't really achieve the level of absurdity
or offensiveness
that is the trademark of such works. Obviously working
with a commercial
budget brought commercial restraints, and while better
directors
(Gilliam, Fincher) work around such issues, Rifkin let
it destroy any
sembelense of integrity his film might have once had.
As this film
staggers from absurdity to mundanity. It's obvious
that rifkin wanted to
break the rules and be 'artistic', and it's also obvious
that he lacks
what it takes.
The moral of this film: It is not enough to be orginal,
you must also have
a point. Good visual style and absurdist humor may hide
the fact that you
don't know what you're doing, but it won't stand the
test of time.[2]
[1] In that it keeps with Dali and Bunuel's assertion
that Surrealism
should not be comprehensible by any rational faculity.
[2] Rifkin went on to write 'high art' like "Mouse
Hunt' and "Small
Soldiers", he also went on to direct "Detroit
Rock City". Rifkin's middle
name is "Bobbie".
--
|- The Man-Like Madness ---------/
|---- that which doesn't kill --/
|-- more grist for the mill ---/
|
`- fin--------,
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: dyskolos <dyskolos@menander.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Apr 25, 2002 3:30 PM
Message-ID: <3CC85968.DBB95AD4@menander.org>
El Queso wrote:
>
> My mom said I used to cry whenever Mr. Rogers
would
> start singing - I blame him.
> Queso
>
You are my friend
You are special
You are my friend
You're special to me
There isn't anyone like you
Like you, my friend
I like you
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Apr 25, 2002 10:07 PM
Message-ID: <aaacpo0124i@drn.newsguy.com>
In article <3CC85968.DBB95AD4@menander.org>, dyskolos
says...
>>El Queso wrote:
>>
>> My mom said I used to cry whenever Mr. Rogers
would
>> start singing - I blame him.
>> Queso
>>
>>You are my friend
>You are special
>
>You are my friend
>You're special to me
>
>There isn't anyone like you
>Like you, my friend
>I like you
"Mr. Rogers" isn't a movie, you moron. You
fuckers can pull a thread until the
entire suit falls to the floor in pieces.
HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Not Going Utterly Mad: Its Job #1!
"You know, it's not like
I *wanted* my car to break down."
- Shay, explaining to the police officer
why he was blocking traffic
on the overpass
"Its one a.m. and I'm out of saliva."
- "The Simpsons"
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: El Queso <the_cheese_23@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Apr 27, 2002 11:22 PM
Message-ID: <3CCB6DA6.FD928DE8@yahoo.com>
HellPopeHuey wrote:
>
> In article <3CC85968.DBB95AD4@menander.org>,
dyskolos says...
> >>El Queso wrote:
> >>
> >> My mom said I used to cry whenever Mr.
Rogers would
> >> start singing - I blame him.
> >> Queso
> >>
> >>You are my friend
> >You are special
> >
> >You are my friend
> >You're special to me
> >
> >There isn't anyone like you
> >Like you, my friend
> >I like you
>
> "Mr. Rogers" isn't a movie, you moron.
You fuckers can pull a thread until the
> entire suit falls to the floor in pieces.
Huey,
I never said Mr Rogers was a musical. I said he was
the reason I hate
musicals. His insipid singing nearly made me hate all
kind of human
noise.
Queso
>
> HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
> Not Going Utterly Mad: Its Job #1!
>
> "You know, it's not like
> I *wanted* my car to break down."
> - Shay, explaining to the police officer
> why he was blocking traffic
> on the overpass
>
> "Its one a.m. and I'm out of saliva."
> - "The Simpsons"
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: dyskolos <dyskolos@menander.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 29, 2002 2:05 AM
Message-ID: <3CCCE29F.D1123E9F@menander.org>
El Queso wrote:
>
> HellPopeHuey wrote:
> >
> > In article <3CC85968.DBB95AD4@menander.org>,
dyskolos says...
> > >>El Queso wrote:
> > >>
> > >> My mom said I used to cry whenever
Mr. Rogers would
> > >> start singing - I blame him.
> > >> Queso
> > >>
> > >>You are my friend
> > >You are special
> > >
> > >You are my friend
> > >You're special to me
> > >
> > >There isn't anyone like you
> > >Like you, my friend
> > >I like you
> >
> > "Mr. Rogers" isn't a movie, you
moron. You fuckers can pull a thread until the
> > entire suit falls to the floor in pieces.
>
> Huey,
> I never said Mr Rogers was a musical. I said he
was the reason I hate
> musicals. His insipid singing nearly made me hate
all kind of human
> noise.
> Queso
>
Yeah, Smellpope Puey. You sure are dumb.
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: dyskolos <dyskolos@menander.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Apr 25, 2002 3:36 PM
Message-ID: <3CC85AD9.C8D5E937@menander.org>
The Man-Like Madness wrote:
>
> dyskolos made noise, and it sounded like:
>
> >> > so what was the second worst?
> >>
> >> "The Dark Backward"
> >>
> > One of my all time Top Ten. The only movie
that takes place entirely in
> > my own internal universe.
>
> That's kind of sad. I'm sorry.
>
> You should try seeing "Repo Man' and "the
Secret Adventures of Tom
> Thumb", both of which are much better movies
with similiar visual styles.
>
> --
I liked Repo Man and will look for the other.
Yes, it is kind of sad. I like Alan Rudolph movies
too, like "Trixie"
and the mysteriously suppressed Bruce Willis "Breakfast
of Champions."
Which I recommend. Albert Finney's Kilgore Trout is
amazing.
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Apr 25, 2002 4:30 PM
Message-ID: <20020425163044.28245.00006434@mb-fe.aol.com>
> I like Alan Rudolph movies too, like "Trixie"
I like anything that Emily Watson has been in, including
Trixie. That girl can
act.
"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong"
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: The Man-Like Madness <kenneth237@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Apr 25, 2002 9:17 PM
Message-ID: <MU1y8.15933$vX.3287@rwcrnsc53>
dyskolos made noise, and it sounded like:
>> You should try seeing "Repo Man' and "the
Secret Adventures of Tom
>> Thumb", both of which are much better
movies with similiar visual
>> styles.
>>
>> --
> I liked Repo Man and will look for the other. Yes,
it is kind of sad. I
> like Alan Rudolph movies too, like "Trixie"
and the mysteriously
> suppressed Bruce Willis "Breakfast of Champions."
> Which I recommend. Albert Finney's Kilgore Trout
is amazing.
Now that was a good film. Much, much better than I expected.
--
|- The Man-Like Madness ---------/
|---- that which doesn't kill --/
|-- more grist for the mill ---/
|
`- fin--------,
/
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: dyskolos <dyskolos@menander.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Apr 25, 2002 3:41 PM
Message-ID: <3CC85BF5.287DBB2A@menander.org>
Petehip wrote:
>
> On Sun, 21 Apr 2002 17:24:23 GMT, Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com
> (yard man) wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big
Chill."
> >
> >so what was the second worst?
>
> "Solaris" -- the EXTENDED version. That
starts out with about 400
> years of footage of a car driving itself around
some concrete road
> junctions then gets progressively duller and more
pointless.
>
You mean what I sat through three times just to see
what the hell I
was missing was THE SHORT VERSION??? The real problem
with Solaris is
its pretense of having a plot, so you keep waiting for
something
plotlike to happen. Same problem with Tarkovsky's last
movie, The
Sacrifice. With My Name Is Ivan, Stalker, The Mirror,
and Andrei
Roublev things just happen and it's okay because you
aren't WAITING
AND WAITING for something to happen.
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: nuckfuts@fantomas.datanet.co.uk (Petehip)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Apr 26, 2002 7:46 PM
Message-ID: <3cc9e5f2.809843@news.datanet.co.uk>
On Thu, 25 Apr 2002 12:41:42 -0700, dyskolos <dyskolos@menander.org>
wrote:
>Petehip wrote:
>>
>> On Sun, 21 Apr 2002 17:24:23 GMT, Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com
>> (yard man) wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >okay, okay. We all know it was "The
Big Chill."
>> >
>> >so what was the second worst?
>>
>> "Solaris" -- the EXTENDED version.
That starts out with about 400
>> years of footage of a car driving itself around
some concrete road
>> junctions then gets progressively duller and
more pointless.
>>
>
>You mean what I sat through three times just to
see what the hell I
>was missing was THE SHORT VERSION???
I watched the LONG version because I was convinced the
SHORT version
could only be SO BAD because it had been DESTROYED by
EDITING. It had
to have SOMETHING. Because it had such a REP. I was
convinced some
kind of PSYCHO-ALCHEMICAL FLICKERY FILM MAGIC was going
to happen when
I watched it.
I was SOOOOOO naive. Then, obviously now, and now, probably
obviously
in 10 years time.
> The real problem with Solaris is
>its pretense of having a plot, so you keep waiting
for something
>plotlike to happen. Same problem with Tarkovsky's
last movie, The
>Sacrifice. With My Name Is Ivan, Stalker, The Mirror,
and Andrei
>Roublev
Andre Rublev ghaaaankk uhhhnk ghnnnurg
ug.
--
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: Dave Leckie <ebbomega@silliness.8m.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday,alt.cult-movies
Date: Thu, Apr 25, 2002 5:39 PM
Message-ID: <3CC8779B.78EB497D@silliness.8m.com>
Marc and/or Teresa Sparks wrote:
> Well, that's the easy answer. What about a movie
that you half
> expected something out of. I'm talking a major
hollywood flick (that
> wasn't a Bruckheimer) that you at least expected
tot get your $4.50's
> worth out of and wound up being near as god-awful
as any MST epic?
In that case, Ep. 1, but it's understandable why that
was such trite...
Hooray for George Lucas' Pocketbook!
> Sphere
> The Mexican
Haven't seen them.
> Mixed Nuts
Actually liked that one...
> Practical Magic
Two words: Sandra Bullock. I only liked her in Speed.
Check that: I
liked Speed, and she happened to be in it.
I never trust any Hollywood movie about Witches, too...
they never seem
to get it right, and always manage to stereotypify wicca.
The Craft was
the same, and it was probably the closest to actually
figuring it out...
> Not that I expected any of these flicks to be GOOD,
but I didn't
> expect to be tearing my hair out by the halfway
mark.
Well, for Practical Magic, I did. =)
Anyways, I guess I'm jaded on Hollywood in general (ever
since I sat
through Wild Wild West...) and never really expect anything
half-decent
out of them, except for a select few directors (*coughRaimicough*)
--
Silliness,
Dave "From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta"
Leckie
Dr. Riff-Raff in training
Winner, "Most viscious list", 1999
Emperor Overlord of the Rhinoceros Party of Canada
"Truly the children will have nightmares. And if
they don't...I will be
sad." - Jhonen Vasquez, re: Invader Zim Hallowe'en
episode
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: "Fredric L. Rice" <FRice@LinkLine.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: FRice@LinkLine.COM
Date: Fri, Apr 26, 2002 2:39 PM
Message-ID: <3CC99FFA.84650273@LinkLine.COM>
El Queso wrote:
> "Fredric L. Rice" wrote:
> > El Queso wrote:
> > > Oh Bob, how I hate Rocky Horror.
> > Unholy shit, I don't believe this! A rift!
I happened to
> > _like_ RHPS. It's just a jump to the left
but it's the pelvic
> > thrust that really drives you insane.
>
> I accept the fact that others enjoy it, but -
alas - I despise it. I
> would never keep anyone else from liking what they
like, but as for me -
> keep the musicals far away - especially Rocky.
> Cheers,
> Queso
Well maybe the BLUE PILL will change your mind!
If yo come to my activists party in June, I'll have
the
CONspiracy medicate you. Then you'll like musicals
and most importantly will like Rocky.
It's for your own good, you know.
--
Did Charlton Heston shoot Tom Wales?
http://www.skeptictank.org/ http://www.crackpots.org/
http://www.cosvm.info/ http://www.raids.org/ http://www.nots.org/
http://www.bobminton.org/ http://www.ronthenut.org/
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: nuckfuts@fantomas.datanet.co.uk (Petehip)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Apr 26, 2002 7:38 PM
Message-ID: <3cc9e4e0.535843@news.datanet.co.uk>
On Wed, 24 Apr 2002 19:50:36 +0100, Rev dode <dode(pee)@tystie.com>
wrote:
>Petehip wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 21 Apr 2002 17:24:23 GMT, Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com
>> (yard man) wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>>okay, okay. We all know it was "The
Big Chill."
>>>
>>>so what was the second worst?
>>
>> "Solaris" -- the EXTENDED version.
That starts out with about 400
>> years of footage of a car driving itself around
some concrete road
>> junctions then gets progressively duller and
more pointless.
>>
>> It's almost as bad as going to an opera.
>>
>
>I wouldn't have described it as a really bad movie,
a waste of time
>possibly, or an early warning of what being dead
will be like if we are all
>terribly wrong. It never really made it to excruciating
for me.
Rev. Dode, we all *know* you are INSANE. But not as
insane as ME, NOW,
sharing a small office space with a man whose hobby
is MAKING BALLOON
ANIMALS. I know what hell is, close up and PERSONAL.
--
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: Rev dode <dode(pee)@tystie.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Apr 27, 2002 11:46 AM
Message-ID: <1019925294.13157.0.nnrp-10.9e9888c3@news.demon.co.uk>
Petehip wrote:
> On Wed, 24 Apr 2002 19:50:36 +0100, Rev dode <dode(pee)@tystie.com>
> wrote:
>
>>Petehip wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 21 Apr 2002 17:24:23 GMT, Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com
>>> (yard man) wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>okay, okay. We all know it was "The
Big Chill."
>>>>
>>>>so what was the second worst?
>>>
>>> "Solaris" -- the EXTENDED version.
That starts out with about 400
>>> years of footage of a car driving itself
around some concrete road
>>> junctions then gets progressively duller
and more pointless.
>>>
>>> It's almost as bad as going to an opera.
>>>
>>
>>I wouldn't have described it as a really bad
movie, a waste of time
>>possibly, or an early warning of what being
dead will be like if we are
>>all terribly wrong. It never really made it
to excruciating for me.
>
> Rev. Dode, we all *know* you are INSANE. But not
as insane as ME, NOW,
> sharing a small office space with a man whose hobby
is MAKING BALLOON
> ANIMALS. I know what hell is, close up and PERSONAL.
>
Oh you must have been bad, not just normal bad, but
rilly rilly shamefully
snuckles bad, almost bad enough to be a character in
a book by Will Self.
Bad enough to be a serious arty novelist trapped in
an insane cartoon quiz
show universe.
I will stop moaning about the sixty hour weeks, the
constant company
politics and the morons I have to work with because
at least I can sit at
my desk with no fear of being disturbed by the nee nee
neep of someone
making balloon animals. That is the sort of noise that
probably means the
next time I see you it'll be on evening news.
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: nuckfuts@fantomas.datanet.co.uk (Petehip)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Apr 27, 2002 4:59 PM
Message-ID: <3ccb0cad.8870031@news.datanet.co.uk>
On Sat, 27 Apr 2002 16:46:52 +0100, Rev dode <dode(pee)@tystie.com>
wrote:
>Petehip wrote:
>
>>
>> Rev. Dode, we all *know* you are INSANE. But
not as insane as ME, NOW,
>> sharing a small office space with a man whose
hobby is MAKING BALLOON
>> ANIMALS. I know what hell is, close up and
PERSONAL.
>>
>
>Oh you must have been bad, not just normal bad,
but rilly rilly shamefully
>snuckles bad, almost bad enough to be a character
in a book by Will Self.
>Bad enough to be a serious arty novelist trapped
in an insane cartoon quiz
>show universe.
>
It's just lucky that I didn't take it that SMIDGEON
further, or I
would have ended up being unlucky enough to BECOME Neil
Hamilton.
>I will stop moaning about the sixty hour weeks,
the constant company
>politics and the morons I have to work with because
at least I can sit at
>my desk with no fear of being disturbed by the nee
nee neep of someone
>making balloon animals. That is the sort of noise
that probably means the
>next time I see you it'll be on evening news.
>
Spot on. I used to MAJESTICALLY stalk outside for a
fag when the
neeping commenced. BUT THEN I GAVE UP SMOKING. Now I
just carry a fork
around to stick into my calf muscles at apposite moments.
Talking of the wonder of balloons reminds me of THIS
Jesus-shaped Hot
Air Balloon:
http://www.aibf.org/gallery/shapes/ElixirII.htm
Which is lovely. But please for pity's sake don't look
at this page
about a giant stick of rock spreading the word of Jesus.
http://www.churcharmy.org.uk/churcharmy/shareaug2k/rocky.htm
--
Better Than Nothing. Arguably.
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: Rev dode <dode(pee)@tystie.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 28, 2002 4:25 AM
Message-ID: <1019982354.21347.0.nnrp-10.9e9888c3@news.demon.co.uk>
Petehip wrote:
> On Sat, 27 Apr 2002 16:46:52 +0100, Rev dode <dode(pee)@tystie.com>
> wrote:
>
>>Petehip wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> Rev. Dode, we all *know* you are INSANE.
But not as insane as ME, NOW,
>>> sharing a small office space with a man
whose hobby is MAKING BALLOON
>>> ANIMALS. I know what hell is, close up
and PERSONAL.
>>>
>>
>>Oh you must have been bad, not just normal bad,
but rilly rilly shamefully
>>snuckles bad, almost bad enough to be a character
in a book by Will Self.
>>Bad enough to be a serious arty novelist trapped
in an insane cartoon quiz
>>show universe.
>>
>
> It's just lucky that I didn't take it that SMIDGEON
further, or I
> would have ended up being unlucky enough to BECOME
Neil Hamilton.
>
>>I will stop moaning about the sixty hour weeks,
the constant company
>>politics and the morons I have to work with
because at least I can sit at
>>my desk with no fear of being disturbed by the
nee nee neep of someone
>>making balloon animals. That is the sort of
noise that probably means the
>>next time I see you it'll be on evening news.
>>
>
> Spot on. I used to MAJESTICALLY stalk outside for
a fag when the
> neeping commenced. BUT THEN I GAVE UP SMOKING.
Now I just carry a fork
> around to stick into my calf muscles at apposite
moments.
>
> Talking of the wonder of balloons reminds me of
THIS Jesus-shaped Hot
> Air Balloon:
>
> http://www.aibf.org/gallery/shapes/ElixirII.htm
>
> Which is lovely. But please for pity's sake don't
look at this page
> about a giant stick of rock spreading the word
of Jesus.
>
> http://www.churcharmy.org.uk/churcharmy/shareaug2k/rocky.htm
>
Two more fantastic sunday morning links + Lil's phoetus
pate, I should
probably go straight back to bed now.
My favourite sniplet -
"There will be no 'cringe' factors in the show,
and children attending will
each receive a goodie bag of gifts, souvenirs and rock
with the word
'Jesus' down the middle. "
shivers.
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: nuckfuts@fantomas.datanet.co.uk (Petehip)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Apr 26, 2002 7:41 PM
Message-ID: <3cc9e566.670171@news.datanet.co.uk>
On Thu, 25 Apr 2002 04:00:41 GMT, jacques@treatmentlabs.com
(Jacques
Treatment) wrote:
>>"Solaris" -- the EXTENDED version.
That starts out with about 400
>>years of footage of a car driving itself around
some concrete road
>>junctions then gets progressively duller and
more pointless.
>>
>>It's almost as bad as going to an opera.
>
>Worse yet: "Jubilee"--with Richard O'Brian
cast as Doctor John Dee
>and Adam Ant cast as the Angel Ariel. This is a
movie with all
>sorts of inane and crazed possibilities... and uses
none of them.
>It's like watching some bummer acid trip without
any excitement.
>Just sit there and drool.
>
Oh sweet Jesus, and it features Toyah Wilcox.
British "Art" films. AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
--
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: nuckfuts@fantomas.datanet.co.uk (Petehip)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Apr 26, 2002 8:42 PM
Message-ID: <3cc9f33c.4211937@news.datanet.co.uk>
On Fri, 26 Apr 2002 19:15:28 -0500, Kevan <cuthulu@shreve.net> wrote:
>On Fri, 26 Apr 2002 23:41:08 GMT, nuckfuts@fantomas.datanet.co.uk
(Petehip) from
>Randori News - http://www.randori.com - Fast, Complete,
Great Service! wrote:
>
>
>>Oh sweet Jesus, and it features Toyah Wilcox.
>
>That's Mrs. Fripp to you. Whatever happened to Klaus
Nomi and Lene Lovitch?
>
That's "voiceover of the Teletubbies" to
me. She's like Sandy Toksvig
with a charisma amputation.[Sharp intake ot breath].
Klaus Nomi and
Leni Lovitch joined Danille Dax's tribute band to Madness,
and spend
their whole lives improving their feeble imitations
of Suggs... blah
blah blah blah blah.. who cares anymore...
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Apr 27, 2002 10:49 AM
Message-ID: <20020427104934.04349.00005996@mb-bh.aol.com>
>> > okay, okay. We all know it was "The
Big Chill."
>> >
>> > so what was the second worst?
Time to turn it around - someone mentioned Repo Man
- definitely in my top ten
- what about Quest For Fire, Spinal Tap, the Gods Must
Be Crazy, Forbidden
Planet, Countryman...other nominees for slack-in-a-video?
Something I should
look for, but haven't heard of yet?
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: Rev dode <dode(pee)@tystie.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Apr 27, 2002 10:13 AM
Message-ID: <1019919707.21972.0.nnrp-14.9e9888c3@news.demon.co.uk>
Bobdiddley wrote:
>>> > okay, okay. We all know it was "The
Big Chill."
>>> >
>>> > so what was the second worst?
>
> Time to turn it around - someone mentioned Repo
Man - definitely in my top
> ten - what about Quest For Fire, Spinal Tap, the
Gods Must Be Crazy,
> Forbidden Planet, Countryman...other nominees for
slack-in-a-video?
> Something I should look for, but haven't heard
of yet?
1-10. The 7 faces of Dr Lao.
Nuff said.
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: dcmicroradio@aol.comBoBnet (Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11
Swain)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Apr 27, 2002 10:57 AM
Message-ID: <20020427105757.22789.00006223@mb-mc.aol.com>
>kay, okay. We all know it was "The Big Chill."
>>> >
I STILL say it's "White Men Can't Jump"
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: dyskolos <dyskolos@menander.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 29, 2002 2:03 AM
Message-ID: <3CCCE23D.A9423897@menander.org>
Bobdiddley wrote:
>
> ...other nominees for slack-in-a-video? Something
I should
> look for, but haven't heard of yet?
Search and Destroy 1995 (NOT the ones from 1979 or 1988)
Griffin
Dunne, Illeana Douglas, Christopher Walken, John Turturro,
Dennis
Hopper - Funny scary weird comedy-drama extremely difficult
to
describe but has a definite yeti stench.
Photographing Fairies 1997 Amazingly intelligent drama
about a
debunker who finds a phenomenon he can't debunk, and
a way back to his
long lost love. Made in britain so it has a finale they
could NEVER
make in hollywood - hence use of the term "intelligent."
A fairy
movie, true, but fairies so inhuman that even I could
not hate them.
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: dkr. Xenu v 0.3 <noway@out.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: dead@god.com
Date: Sun, Apr 28, 2002 12:07 AM
Message-ID: <7hpmcuo1grhlsc6d2qaqvsppps18rvvql3@4ax.com>
On Sun, 21 Apr 2002 17:24:23 GMT, Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com
(yard man) wrote:
>
>
>okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big Chill."
>
>so what was the second worst?
I just saw the worse peice of shit of a movie It now
Tops My Shity
movie list that would be AI IT SUCKED BIG ONES!!!
____________________________________
AH! CRAP!
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: dyskolos <dyskolos@menander.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Apr 29, 2002 2:09 AM
Message-ID: <3CCCE3B3.EDCF4969@menander.org>
"dkr. Xenu v 0.3" wrote:
>
> On Sun, 21 Apr 2002 17:24:23 GMT, Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com
> (yard man) wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big
Chill."
> >
> >so what was the second worst?
>
> I just saw the worse peice of shit of a movie It
now Tops My Shity
> movie list that would be AI IT SUCKED BIG ONES!!!
>
>
What was it called?
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Subject: Re: worst fucking movie in history
From: fossil_1984@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos
Israel)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 28, 2002 4:57 PM
Message-ID: <5f05090e.0204281257.1c51a625@posting.google.com>
Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com (yard man) wrote in
message news:<3cc2f58e.272950318@news.mindspring.com>...
> okay, okay. We all know it was "The Big Chill."
>
> so what was the second worst?
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I shouldn't have to repeat m'self.
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