apology

From: "Priestess Pisces" <priestesspisces@msn.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Feb 2, 2003 10:16 PM

I would like to apologize for the bad spelling and numerous typographical
errors of my posts.

I will try to do better from now on.

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Priestess Pisces of the 99.44% Anti-Pure
Founder of Wankers for "Bob"
Resident of the State of Flying Jesse's BBQ and Donut Shop
....and bad speller.
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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Priestess Pisces wrote:
>
> I would like to apologize for the bad spelling
> and numerous typographical errors of my posts.
>
> I will try to do better from now on.

No . No? SHOWE uS your TATS;!

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"This hedgehog will live with us!"

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From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>

Priestess Pisces wrote:
>
> I would like to apologize for the bad spelling and numerous typographical
> errors of my posts.
>
> I will try to do better from now on.
<snip>

You misspelled "phlogiston".

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John Starrett

"Guns don't kill people. Hiram Claymore kills people"

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

On Sun, 2 Feb 2003 22:16:30 -0500, "Priestess Pisces"
<priestesspisces@msn.com> wrote:

>I would like to apologize for the bad spelling and numerous typographical
>errors of my posts.
>
>I will try to do better from now on.

My god, that was so CLEANSING, just reading it.

I would also like to apologize for any bad spelling and typographical
errors in Priestess Pisces' posts.

I also apologize for any factual, geographical, or mathematical errors
which may inadventantly occur in her .sig file.

I apologize for her name having too many vowels.

I apologize for her name having too many consonants.

I apologize for the fact that her posts, printed on 20 weight paper
rolled into a cigar and folded lengthwise, will not fit in a shoebox.

I apologize for the fact that my own posts, printed on 20 weight paper
and rolled into a cigar and folded lengthwise, would probably not fit
in most landfills.

I apologize for anything which I may or may not have posted to usenet.

I apologize for offending the sensibilities of nenslo, that sensitive
hothouse bloom of southern womanhood.

I apologize that the astronauts got blowed up.

I apologize for consistently offending Christians and small animals.

I apologize for AOL.

I apologize for Microsoft.

I apologize on behalf of the whole of the Republican party, and all
anachronisms.

I apologize to all negroes for being white.

I apologize to all whites for liking negroes.

I apologize to all women, for having had meaningless sex with so many
of them.

I apologize to anybody not covered in the above, for failing to have
sex with them.

I apologize to all homosexuals, for being straight.

I apologize to all God-fearing heterosexuals, for apologizing to the
homosexuals.

I apologize to all Belgians, for their being Belgian. Somebody is to
blame.

And above all, I apologize for "BOB", for while we all have our GOLDEN
EXCUSE, "Bob" has nobody but us to come and justify HIS sins.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Everyone knows watermelon's not supposed to have a creamy filling. Even
Martha Stewart.

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