Get me tha fuck outta here

From: "El Toro" <grandmutha_hugs@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jan 23, 2003 2:11 AM

Get me tha fuuck outta here!

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

On 23 Jan 2003 07:11:04 GMT, "El Toro" <grandmutha_hugs@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>Get me tha fuuck outta here!
>

There is no out of here.

The Party, bored and complacent with their game to control the future,
have long since begun extending their control to the past. Throw the
feebs their football games and lite beer and they'll never notice the
difference.

The Party has realized that if you control the past and future then
you also control space. Simple Einstein. The Party has already
declared covert war on and defeated several nearby uninhabited
planets. The war that nobody knows about cannot be lost, says The
Party.

Key Party leaders are already being replaced by genetically-engineered
intersteller tentacle-monsters, capable of n-th dimensional travel
through deep space. It is an honor to serve The Party.

The Party has a grand scheme whereby they will spread a mammoth
franchise of Shell gas stations through all the uninhabited worlds in
the Universe. Already, The Party is unimaginably rich in the
newly-invented Interstellar Dollar. They have easily cornered the
interstellar money market and control all interstellar wealth.

Out of here? Where will you GO?

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

mis brillos del pelo porque yo como la cabeza

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