Hate when I do these things...

From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 24, 2002 9:08 PM

I was cleaning out my Pink Slave Quiver (that is, neato executive black
leather satchel thing) when I found a card upon which I had written:

345720-RS-16D88

Damn, I'm sure sorry I didn't think to also scratch down what that was
the number TO. Whom JHVH-1 would destroy he first makes crazy, and then
makes them forget things.

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

On Tue, 24 Sep 2002 21:08:19 -0400, iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
wrote:

>I was cleaning out my Pink Slave Quiver (that is, neato executive black
>leather satchel thing) when I found a card upon which I had written:
>
>345720-RS-16D88
>
>Damn, I'm sure sorry I didn't think to also scratch down what that was
>the number TO. Whom JHVH-1 would destroy he first makes crazy, and then
>makes them forget things.
>
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>

evidently that's your server password.

Also the same password you used on the credit card database.

tch.

No imagination.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

I'm an dyslexic agnostic insomniac. I
stayed up last night wondering if there's a Dog.
- Hywel Jenkins

Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article
<9A4328C12C337AFF.55D4A6F4E305D78C.6D3B5B72426A2E38@lp.airnews.net>,
iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote:

> I was cleaning out my Pink Slave Quiver (that is, neato executive black
> leather satchel thing) when I found a card upon which I had written:
>
> 345720-RS-16D88
>
> Damn, I'm sure sorry I didn't think to also scratch down what that was
> the number TO. Whom JHVH-1 would destroy he first makes crazy, and then
> makes them forget things.
>

I remember you writing it down -- it's the license plate of one of the
guys that attacked you and destroyed your short term memory and your
life. You swore to kill him, in fact you said you were gonna tattoo a
reminder to your chest so you wouldn't forget. I guess you got
distracted. Meanwhile, here's the address of the other guy that did
this to you: 555 Walbrune St. over in Melfrok... you wrote a note to
yourself to kill the tall mustached drug dealer who lives there (drives
a green Pinto), but you left the note at my house.

Don't worry, I'll remember not to send this to alt.slack, just to your
email.

Just don't forget to kill that one dude, or at least fuck him up REAL
good. All your research up to the point that you lost the papers showed
that he was responsible for all your woes.

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From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>

Stang:
>>in fact you said you were gonna tattoo a
reminder to your chest so you wouldn't forget<<

That would explain the Dobbshead and Time Control shield!

But not the pink garter belt with what looks like the word LEGUME
embroidered on it...

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Dang, what WAS the name of that damn movie, anyhow?

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From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)

>345720-RS-16D88
>

hats the part number for a muffler braket for a '74 Pinto.

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"You remind Me a Song I can't name, in time I don't remember, in a place I
don't think I've ever been to."

Grampa Simpson

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

On Wed, 25 Sep 2002 21:40:27 -0400, iDRMRSR wrote:

> Stang:
>>>in fact you said you were gonna tattoo a
> reminder to your chest so you wouldn't forget<<

> Dang, what WAS the name of that damn movie, anyhow?

Maybe a nice cup of warm spit will jog your memory.

"Now what am I doing here?"
"Ah, I must be chasing that guy!"
"Shit! No, he's chasing me!"

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