My Horoscope: All Doubts Abolished

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Sep 27, 2002 5:21 AM

Although a new millennium is upon us, continue holding grudges from
childhood, and develop new ones whenever possible. Brood over the
slightest offenses, and be prepared to fight at the first glance of
someone smaller and weaker than you, preferably children and the old
and infirm. Turn every holiday into a litany of recriminations and
accusations, and don't back off even when she begins crying and
begging you to stop screaming in front of the kids. It's a sign you've
got her where you want her, and she'll respect your "killer" instinct
with oral sex later that night.

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