NENSLO WAS RIGHT.

From: Legume <no-email@fuckthespammers.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jan 11, 2003 6:17 PM

The more I read this, the more I understand. Thanks, Nenslo (you bitter old
crank).

"normal people DON'T LIKE being agitated, disturbed, fucked with and
jerked around. It does NOT improve their lives or make them happier. It
does NOT make the world a better place to screw things up for the
normals just because you are an asshole. They are the ones who keep
everything running so we can loaf around and think of fucked up concepts
and show them to each other. THEY are not the target audience for that
sort of thing, THEY are not capable of appreciating it, and if you
insist on thrusting fucked up concepts in the faces of normals they will
suddenly and shockingly change things so you can't do it any more."

Legume
--
"If it commands attention, it's culture
If it matches the couch, it's art".--- Robert Williams

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From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)

In article <Xns9300BA82AC891154563@216.166.71.239>, Legume
<no-email@fuckthespammers.com> wrote:

>The more I read this, the more I understand. Thanks, Nenslo (you bitter old
>crank).
>
>
>"normal people DON'T LIKE being agitated, disturbed, fucked with and
>jerked around. It does NOT improve their lives or make them happier. It
>does NOT make the world a better place to screw things up for the
>normals just because you are an asshole. They are the ones who keep
>everything running so we can loaf around and think of fucked up concepts
>and show them to each other. THEY are not the target audience for that
>sort of thing, THEY are not capable of appreciating it, and if you
>insist on thrusting fucked up concepts in the faces of normals they will
>suddenly and shockingly change things so you can't do it any more."

"only fuck somebody over if it will improve their life, not your life."

From here, there's nowhere to go but Montana.
- HellPope Huey®

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

Nenslo is ALWAYS right, but he's still a miserable bastard. Take it
from someone who is only 3 steps behind him on the Rightometer. The
main difference is, I'll admit when I am RONG and don't think being
"right" is something that I should use a cudgle. Well, usually.

If a person doesn't want to be more well-liked than NENSLO, they're
just asking to be fed to rabid stoats. Ovaries or gonads first, or in
the case of Lil, BOTH.

--

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I'm stuck in a body cast that goes from my damned brain
all the way down to my pooper.
What the hell do you want out of me anyway?

"I'm not insane, Randy.
Its just that I've been doing this a long time.
A very, very long time.
And I'm tired. Very, very tired.
But I'm not insane."
- "Rising Stars"

"How many people here have f***ed a midget?"
- "Insomniac"

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From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>

"Legume" <no-email@fuckthespammers.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9300BA82AC891154563@216.166.71.239...
> The more I read this, the more I understand. Thanks, Nenslo (you bitter
old
> crank).
>
>
> "normal people DON'T LIKE being agitated, disturbed, fucked with and
> jerked around. It does NOT improve their lives or make them happier. It
> does NOT make the world a better place to screw things up for the
> normals just because you are an asshole. They are the ones who keep
> everything running so we can loaf around and think of fucked up concepts
> and show them to each other. THEY are not the target audience for that
> sort of thing, THEY are not capable of appreciating it, and if you
> insist on thrusting fucked up concepts in the faces of normals they will
> suddenly and shockingly change things so you can't do it any more."

Well, okay, but what happens when you agitate, disturb, fuck with and jerk
around the Normals in such a way that they remember it fondly twenty years
from now and pay SHITLOADS OF MONEY to put it on their wall and pretend that
they were part of it? Like some asshole who spat on hippies in 1969 and
then burnt incense and peaced out in 1989 full of tearful fond memories?
People are shits that way. Anything becomes cool as long as it happened in
the years between ages 10 and 30, because when that old motherfucker's just
turned 60, the hippies make complete sense and his borged-out kindergarten
grandson's Windows machine is a vision of screaming hell presented in
techno-ontological gibberish. Thank God for hippies, at least they made
sense, they did it for peace, love, and rock'n'roll. What the FUCK
reasoning there is behind tech-obsessed narcissism and the Internet hive
mind is nothing more than blatant gluttony in comparison. Pot and LSD are
halloween candy compared to crack and ecstasy. And if people think they
need that shit on one extreme side and God and America on the other, they
ALL need a good FUCKING WITH, on a level as painfully disturbing as when I
looked at Giger's art for the first time at 9 years old. NOTHING MAKES
SENSE AND IT NEVER SHOULD. Whatever makes sense is some old pissant's fond
memories of something that didn't make sense at the time.

No, normal people don't like being fucked with and disturbed, but you fuck
with and disturb people by merely BEING ALIVE. I'm a white female born in
America, and that's instant cause for death by firing squad in any number of
other cultural and personal individual references. SO FUCKING WHAT.

Cultures never die, but Empires do, and this empire is breaking down in the
face of better machines appearing daily. In the empire, life stagnates and
starts lagging behind, inspiration dies, culture gets gangrene, thought and
reasoning get hardening of the arteries, and bureaucracy balloons out to sew
the rotten limbs back on with diamond wire. So yes, if you keep having fun,
the normals WILL hate you for whatever you do, even for something as petty
and lame as choosing not to breed and spending your money on fun instead;
they REALLY FUCKING HATE THAT worse than any destructive pubescent acting
out of heavy metal rebellion that makes the grown ups take away your toys
and privileges. The normals will THINK that they can do shit so you can't
have REAL fun any more, but never fear, eventually things will start
stinking so badly that the crazy motherfuckers will do something crazy, and
you can sit your ass back and say "I told you so", while the idiots drag out
the guillotine and you watch calmly and buy a ticket to Anywhere Else to
watch the whole stupid cycle go down again from one extreme to the other.

WELCOME TO ZEN SUBGENIUS STYLE. Sit your ass down and suck a fropstick
because it doesn't mean SHIT. Agitate as many Normals as you possibly can,
and do it on a DEEP LOW level, where it HURTS, where suddenly for their tiny
mind reality becomes a MESS of meaningless HAMSTER WHEEL OBEDIENCE and
MEDIOCRITY and they're shown how TINY and STUPID they really are. It does
NOT improve their lives or make them happier. It does NOT make the world a
better place, but never fear, everybody else is an asshole too. They are
the ones who keep everything running, and in my own way by being
bloody-minded, so do I, and they can like it or not but it's THEIR PROBLEM.
Fucked up concepts or not, I'm here to lob my ideas at the world with a
trebuchet, and no matter how fucked up anyone thinks it is, it's been
shamelessly done before by some motherfucker way sicker than you or me, so
I'll do it anyway, what the fuck. Doesn't matter whether they are too
stupid or too hoity to appreciate what I do, if they try to change it so I
can't do it there, then fuckit, I'll do it elsewhere. I'm higher than a
virus, higher on the food chain than the flu, so why the HELL should viruses
and flu WIN by hitting EVERYBODY where it hurts repeatedly, mutating AGAIN
AND AGAIN? only because they, unlike the big two legged meat sacks, are
capable of envisioning all the possible permutations of infection.

alliekatt

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From: glassgnost <dlindnerSPAMBLOCKED@socal.rr.com>

Alliekatt wrote:

> looked at Giger's art for the first time at 9 years old. NOTHING MAKES
> SENSE AND IT NEVER SHOULD.

> WELCOME TO ZEN SUBGENIUS STYLE. Sit your ass down and suck a fropstick
> because it doesn't mean SHIT. Agitate as many Normals as you possibly can,

Oh, Alliekatt.

You're my *hero*...

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From: Chaz <swampradio@excite.com>

> "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> Thank God for hippies, at least they made
> sense, they did it for peace, love, and rock'n'roll.

Praise you.Thank you.

Every generation gets the Woodstock they deserve.

~swampRocket

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