Who's REALLY got the slack?

From: "The_Doge of St. Louis" <thedoge@pobox.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 23, 2003 11:03 PM

So, I been readin' all them jokes about how them Frenchies are just a
bunch of beret-wearing, wine-swlilling, snail-sucking wimpos with BO
even if a bunch of 'em did risk their lives in the Nazi resistance
during World War II, whenever that was - probably a long time ago so who
cares. So I figured, hey, let's see just how Pink they really are.

I'll compare 'em with Americans 'cuase we're really slackful 'cause
we've got all these kewl weapons and stuff and so we're gonna be the new
Roman Empire and hang out on couches and get fed grapes by women with
bit hooters and stuff, OK?

French
Eat lots of lovingly prepared rich food and stay thin

Americans
Eat lots of plastic Purina ConChow(tm) at McBarnyards Golden Starches
and blow up like the tires in that Three Stooges "Super Service Station"
short.

French
Drink lots of red wine, stay healthy.

Americans
Drink Michelob Lite*, livers turn to rocks, blood vessels burst and
bodies blow up like tires in that Three Stooges "Super Service Station"
short.

French
Work short hours, take time off for lunch, take every holiday on the
planet including Jerry Lewis' Birthday, live to a ripe old age.

Americans
Work 90 hours a week, collapse at age 50.

French
Tried to be in Imperial Power, gave it up because it was too much work.

Americans
What the hell, we're already working 90 hours a week and that's
impossible anyway, so let's give it a try.

French
Pretty much invented "liberty, equality, fraternity"

Americans
Ready to live in a police state if it'll reduce the price at the pump.

French
Like sex, do it whenever possible, no big deal.

Americans
John ("let's put a burhka on that statue of Justice") Ashcroft. 'Nuff
said.

Hmm....didn't work out exactly like I thought it would.

Never mind! Let's just keep on making jokes about those stupid
Frenchies.

Mmmmmmm...freedom toast!

*Hey, this reminds me of a good joke Rush Limbaugh or my big brother or
somebody like that told me: "Why is Mich Lite like boinking in a canoe?
'Cause it's fucking near water." Heheheheheh

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

"The_Doge of St. Louis" wrote:
>
> French
> Pretty much invented "liberty, equality, fraternity"

Though I support anyone who opposes plutocratic imperialism I must
point out here that "liberty, equality, fraternity" was the slogan of
the period known as THE REIGN OF TERROR.

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