Why I Returned SHUT UP NO YOU SHUT UP

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Dec 1, 2002 4:22 PM

Sub-Index 37 of the bypass-laws in the Pope Edition of de BotSG states
that AS a Pope, I may take as many consecutive, 6-month psychotic
breaks as I deem necessary, up until May of 4025. Then I have to do
some light housework for Connie. She IS on a schedule, after all.

I decided to take it up again partly because the place was becoming
so dull and inbred, my humility would not allow me to continue to
withold the glory of my input. It just didn't seem fair when I am so
marvelous.

Boy, standards are goin' downhill faster than Barney Frank on a
greased intern, huh? Hey, the Otherly need luv, too. I mean, just look
around the Church. Oh, stop flinching, ya coward. Careful, we really
put the hurt on people with weak corneas around these parts. Some of
us will play the macarena on yer ribs with stainless-steel ladles, ah
tell ya whut. Not me, I'm a cuddly-bear. No, really. SHUT UP, Boy,
that "SHUT UP" thing has really caught on, huh? SHUT UP

HellPope Huey®hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Its hard to fetish something you have to
hold at arm's length with chicken tongs.

...the reason I didn't look at more of them
was that I knew the person who took them
was the same JACKASS who spouted that POMPOUS BLATHER.
Like a really attractive person who suddenly becomes repellent
when you hear them speak and you learn how empty they are
inside.
- Bastard Nenslo

"Mirror, mirror on the wall..."
"SHUT UP, YOU'RE UGLY!"
- "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

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From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP)

In article <8cc8cffc.0212011322.71815ff0@posting.google.com>,
HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
> Boy, standards are goin' downhill faster than Barney Frank on a
>greased intern, huh? Hey, the Otherly need luv, too. I mean, just look
>around the Church. Oh, stop flinching, ya coward. Careful, we really
>put the hurt on people with weak corneas around these parts. Some of
>us will play the macarena on yer ribs with stainless-steel ladles, ah
>tell ya whut. Not me, I'm a cuddly-bear. No, really. SHUT UP, Boy,
>that "SHUT UP" thing has really caught on, huh? SHUT UP
>

Glad yer back. It was getting pretty grim around here. My
killfile was begining to HURT.

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"In your country club, your church and business, about 15 percent of the
people are screwballs, lightweights and boobs and you would not want those
people unrepresented in Congress." -- former senator Alan Simpson

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