You remind me of that gal

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jan 30, 2003 12:48 AM

You remind me of that gal that shows up at the Two By Six Tavern about
7 pm with a black eye and her hair all messed up telling everybody
within ten feet of her how her boyfriend beat her up and threw her out
again while she digs around in her crappy vinyl purse for a smashed up
pack of Virginia Slims with one dried out bent up cig inside, then she
mooches beers and cigarettes for an hour or so until she goes out back
with some guy and comes back a few minutes later alone with a ten
dollar bill that she spends on shots of bar gin until she starts
trying to sing along with the juke box going ...Yer sweet smellin
LAAAIIEES, CRAYzee on YIOO.... gunna go CRAYzee on YOOO... so they
throw her out and she staggers around the parking lot shrieking Ah
HAYchoo yew muth'r FUKR! Ommina SUE you fr ALL YEW GOT! Yew lousy
lyin stinkin SON uvva HOAR! and when a car full of high school boys
slows down to see what this crazy monster is she rips her shirt open
and screams GO HED! Have a GOOOD LOOK! and that scares them off real
fast so then she picks up half a brick out of a mud puddle and stands
there weaving around looking evil for a minute then like she suddenly
got an idea she bolts for an old rusty pick up truck and starts trying
to smash out a headlight but she keeps missing and just puts dents in
the hood growling How ya like it NOW HUH? Ya like THAT? and then the
cops come and get her to put the brick down and she starts sobbing
about how her boyfriend beat her up and she lost the last three jobs
she had and they're gonna cut off her disability and when they try to
get her in the police car she tries to come on to one of the cops
which is just repulsive to them so when she's in the car and realizes
she's going to the drunk tank AGAIN she starts snarling cusswords
nobody can even understand and when she gets out in the morning she
goes to her sister's house and her sister says Your boyfriend left a
bag full of clothes and stuff here and he said you broke all the
windows and tried to set the place on fire so the gal starts digging
through the black plastic trash bag full of her crappy smelly clothes
saying how nobody ever treats her fair and all she's doing is trying
to live her life and her sister just goes uh huh because she's heard
it ALL before.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3E38BCB5.20A8BDFA@yahooX.com>, nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
wrote:

> You remind me of that gal that shows up at the Two By Six Tavern about
> 7 pm with a black eye and her hair all messed up telling everybody

Oh, yeah, HER.

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