Subject: Clue: The anus is for shitting!

From: "Slime Bag" <weirdlinks@sbcglobal.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 29, 2002 9:41 PM
Message-ID: <x9m19.19053$Wy7.199921715@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>

WHY are there so many fag messages in here?! Damn annoying messages from
phreaks wanting to do the booty. The ass is made for shitting, OK? It is a
darl. dirty, nasty, disgusting place that is loaded with waste byproducts
the body doesn't want! That's WHY all the BAD STUFF comes out of there.
Why are people putting their penises in there? Men are putting their penis
in women's anus, men are putting it in other men, priests are putting it in
boys' anus, women are putting dildos in there... The madness of anus love
keeps growing. When will it stop? When, when, when????

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Subject: Re: Clue: The anus is for shitting!
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 30, 2002 2:23 AM
Message-ID: <3D4630CE.E2068EF2@yahooX.com>

Slime Bag wrote:
>
> WHY are there so many fag messages in here?! Damn annoying messages from
> phreaks wanting to do the booty. The ass is made for shitting, OK? It is a
> darl. dirty, nasty, disgusting place that is loaded with waste byproducts
> the body doesn't want! That's WHY all the BAD STUFF comes out of there.

You could say the same thing about most people's HEADS.

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Subject: Re: Clue: The anus is for shitting!
From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 30, 2002 10:57 AM
Message-ID: <sf96ia.30q.ln@news.concourse.com>

In article <x9m19.19053$Wy7.199921715@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>,
Slime Bag <weirdlinks@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>WHY are there so many fag messages in here?! Damn annoying messages from
>phreaks wanting to do the booty. The ass is made for shitting, OK? It is a
>darl. dirty, nasty, disgusting place that is loaded with waste byproducts
>the body doesn't want! That's WHY all the BAD STUFF comes out of there.
>Why are people putting their penises in there? Men are putting their penis
>in women's anus, men are putting it in other men, priests are putting it in
>boys' anus, women are putting dildos in there... The madness of anus love
>keeps growing. When will it stop? When, when, when????

I know! It's horrible. We, as a nation, need to get back to the
values of our forefathers and stop all this assfucking.

I say we should all go back to sticking our cocks into the bloody
neckstumps of usenet trolls.

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I have burped, farted, and sneezed at the same time, and I am still
alive. --Dan Povenmire, Los Angeles

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Subject: Re: Clue: The anus is for shitting!
From: channard@morningsidemortuary.co.uk (Morningside)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 30, 2002 2:33 PM
Message-ID: <3d46dbc1.1844021@News.CIS.DFN.DE>

On Tue, 30 Jul 2002 01:41:49 GMT, "Slime Bag"
<weirdlinks@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>WHY are there so many fag messages in here?! Damn annoying messages from
>phreaks wanting to do the booty. The ass is made for shitting, OK?

Really? You seem to be using it to speak with - please explain.

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