Subject: Coconut water update!

From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 10, 2002 11:25 AM
Message-ID: <Xns922975D3C5B9DCortezLegume18465086@128.242.171.114>

Hey, if any of you found me some coconut water, thanks!

For those of you still looking, don't! I found a source...WEGMAN's market,
Jamestown NY, just a hop and a skip from Brushwood. I bought a case of it
there this weekend...

Seiously, though, if you can find this stuff at your market, and like
coconut, BUY YOURSELF A CAN, and stick it in the fridge til' it's ice cold.

It's some kickass stuff.

--
Legume
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bow! Trade to beady-eyed hunter types! Chase wives while hunter-types
gone! Make pictures on cave wall, say magic words while wearing scary
bear skull, keep whole tribe guessing!

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Subject: Re: Coconut water update!
From: "Pisces" <priestesspisces@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 10, 2002 7:30 PM
Message-ID: <wEaN8.53081$lM2.1884916@twister.southeast.rr.com>

well fine then... i wont go to the tienda for you
and i was gonna flirt with the mexicans...

"Legume" <none@yerbiz.com> wrote in message
news:Xns922975D3C5B9DCortezLegume18465086@128.242.171.114...
> Hey, if any of you found me some coconut water, thanks!
>
> For those of you still looking, don't! I found a source...WEGMAN's
market,
> Jamestown NY, just a hop and a skip from Brushwood. I bought a case of it
> there this weekend...
>
> Seiously, though, if you can find this stuff at your market, and like
> coconut, BUY YOURSELF A CAN, and stick it in the fridge til' it's ice
cold.
>
> It's some kickass stuff.
>
> --
> Legume
> ----------
> Me TOOL USER! FIVE-FINGER-MAN! Make weapons! Sharp arrow heads! Strong
> bow! Trade to beady-eyed hunter types! Chase wives while hunter-types
> gone! Make pictures on cave wall, say magic words while wearing scary
> bear skull, keep whole tribe guessing!
>
>
>
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Subject: Re: Coconut water update!
From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 10, 2002 4:29 PM
Message-ID: <Xns9229A93FA5B75CortezLegume18465086@128.242.171.114>

Kevan wrote:

> And it's guaranteed to put on pound after pound. The shit is a canned
> fat pill because of the sugars.

True, if you sat around on yer ass drinking it all day, I bet it would.

But it's PERFECT beverage for Brushwood because of it's nutriious/medicinl
properties:

1. Contains organic compounds possessing growth promoting properties (you
can rub it on wimmin's titties)

2. Keeps the body cool (self-explanatory)

3. Application on the body prevents prickly heat and summer boils and
subsides the rashes caused by small pox, chicken pox, measles, etc. (maybe
a cure for ass-pimples)

4. Kills intestinal worms (Locnar's a worm factory)

5. Checks urinary infections. (makes peeing more pleasant)

6. Excellent tonic for the old and sick (Stang)

7. Found as blood plasma substitute because it is sterile, does not produce
heat, does not destroy red blood cells and is readily accepted by the body.
(so if you hurt yourself, we can just cut a hole in you and pour it in)

And most importantly:

8.Aids the quick absorption of the drugs and makes their peak concentration
in the blood easier by its electrolytic effect.

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Subject: Re: Coconut water update!
From: lyonderboy666@hotmail.com (Anti Pope Lupus of SI)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jun 11, 2002 9:19 AM
Message-ID: <231b626.0206110519.7742ce8c@posting.google.com>

Legume <none@yerbiz.com> wrote in message news:<Xns9229A93FA5B75CortezLegume18465086@128.242.171.114>...
> Kevan wrote:
>
> > And it's guaranteed to put on pound after pound. The shit is a canned
> > fat pill because of the sugars.
>
> True, if you sat around on yer ass drinking it all day, I bet it would.
>
> But it's PERFECT beverage for Brushwood because of it's nutriious/medicinl
> properties:
>
> 1. Contains organic compounds possessing growth promoting properties (you
> can rub it on wimmin's titties)
>
> 2. Keeps the body cool (self-explanatory)
>
> 3. Application on the body prevents prickly heat and summer boils and
> subsides the rashes caused by small pox, chicken pox, measles, etc. (maybe
> a cure for ass-pimples)
>
> 4. Kills intestinal worms (Locnar's a worm factory)
>
> 5. Checks urinary infections. (makes peeing more pleasant)
>
> 6. Excellent tonic for the old and sick (Stang)
>
> 7. Found as blood plasma substitute because it is sterile, does not produce
> heat, does not destroy red blood cells and is readily accepted by the body.
> (so if you hurt yourself, we can just cut a hole in you and pour it in)
>
> And most importantly:
>
> 8.Aids the quick absorption of the drugs and makes their peak concentration
> in the blood easier by its electrolytic effect.
>
> --
> Legume

Shit, I'm sold. Better get a lot of it because I'm sure it's going
going to evolve into some kind of demented theme.

-APLY

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