Subject: Nude Chess at XDV

From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, May 4, 2002 11:37 AM
Message-ID: <E425BADD977C4877.3D4BDAFBD5687B80.5C3167AB928A9B47@lp.airnews.net>

Males, black; connieites white.

Each taken piece has to please the taker according to the rank of the
taken piece:

pawn - hand job
knight - blow job
rook - ream job
bishop - dirty sanchez
queen - the horizontal mambo
king - cornhole

[*]
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PS, blame it on all the bacon I had for breakfast!

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Subject: Re: Nude Chess at XDV
From: Slackitude <allyerslack@whereyathink.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, May 4, 2002 2:04 PM
Message-ID: <Xns920486CA71F9Callyerslackrighthere@130.94.89.1>

iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote in
news:E425BADD977C4877.3D4BDAFBD5687B80.5C3167AB928A9B47@lp.airnews.net:

> Males, black; connieites white.
>
> Each taken piece has to please the taker according to the rank of the
> taken piece:
>
> pawn - hand job
> knight - blow job
> rook - ream job
> bishop - dirty sanchez
> queen - the horizontal mambo
> king - cornhole
>
> [*]
> -----
> PS, blame it on all the bacon I had for breakfast!

Them chess pieces are way too small and hard to do any of that stuff to.
Though the queen is might purty.

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Subject: Re: Nude Chess at XDV
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, May 4, 2002 2:52 PM
Message-ID: <040520021452465953%stang@subgenius.com>

> iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote in
> news:E425BADD977C4877.3D4BDAFBD5687B80.5C3167AB928A9B47@lp.airnews.net:
>
> > Males, black; connieites white.
> >
> > Each taken piece has to please the taker according to the rank of the
> > taken piece:
> >
> > pawn - hand job
> > knight - blow job
> > rook - ream job
> > bishop - dirty sanchez
> > queen - the horizontal mambo
> > king - cornhole

The SubGenius Special Olympics and the Superhero Ball which are planned
for X-day were bad enough, and now this.

And last night on the show we came up with the Glory Hole Confessional
Booth. Another job for Church Architect Ed Strange, I suppose.

Lo, what hath become of my people.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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Subject: Re: Nude Chess at XDV
From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, May 4, 2002 3:29 PM
Message-ID: <3cd43676.47381148@news.cis.dfn.de>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> hunched over a computer,
typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> laughed
madly, then wrote:

>Lo, what hath become of my people.

It is politically incorrect to call us 'people'.

we prefer 'species-indetermined-Americans'

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Of is the Frenchwoman on the way a street of long-keeping cheese?


Sig by Kookie Jar 5.98d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/

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Subject: Re: Nude Chess at XDV
From: "Pater Nostril" <paternostril@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, May 4, 2002 10:00 PM
Message-ID: <hn0B8.8983$n3.2610@nwrddc01.gnilink.net>

> The SubGenius Special Olympics and the Superhero Ball which are planned
> for X-day were bad enough, and now this.
>
> And last night on the show we came up with the Glory Hole Confessional
> Booth. Another job for Church Architect Ed Strange, I suppose.
>
> Lo, what hath become of my people.

I propose the Dark Night of the Soul Food Cafe

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Subject: Re: Nude Chess at XDV
From: sanfordandson40@hotmail.com (Kat Suit Model)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, May 4, 2002 10:56 PM
Message-ID: <5767da89.0205041856.67f9a52d@posting.google.com>

iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote in message news:<E425BADD977C4877.3D4BDAFBD5687B80.5C3167AB928A9B47@lp.airnews.net>...
> Males, black; connieites white.

Wait a minute, if the black males outnumber the white Connieite seven
to one, then I think I've seen this video.


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