Subject: oh fer cry eye

From: dyskolos <dyskolos@menander.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jun 13, 2002 3:04 PM
Message-ID: <3D08ECA7.E42FD2F0@menander.org>

Here I log on specifically to find photographs of multipartner sexual
activities to yank my wank to and end up wasting half an hour issuing
supremely rational refutations of you ignorant hatemongering
prejudiced Conspiracy-indoctrinated morons' idiotic bullflop. I hate
you and my pecker hates you.

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Subject: Re: oh fer cry eye
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jun 13, 2002 4:00 PM
Message-ID: <uR6O8.192620$9F5.10122121@typhoon.austin.rr.com>

"dyskolos" <dyskolos@menander.org> wrote in message
news:3D08ECA7.E42FD2F0@menander.org...
> Here I log on specifically to find photographs of multipartner sexual
> activities to yank my wank to and end up wasting half an hour issuing
> supremely rational refutations of you ignorant hatemongering
> prejudiced Conspiracy-indoctrinated morons' idiotic bullflop. I hate
> you and my pecker hates you.

If it were still the eighties, I would say to you "Take a chill pill, man,
and don't have a cow." Ironically enough, we now have the technology to
create the "chill pills" but no one uses that phrase any longer.
Regardless, you should take some. But first, give all your money to "Bob".

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Subject: Re: oh fer cry eye
From: HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jun 13, 2002 10:44 PM
Message-ID: <aebl9g04cq@drn.newsguy.com>

In article <uR6O8.192620$9F5.10122121@typhoon.austin.rr.com>, "Rev. says...

>If it were still the eighties, I would say to you "Take a chill pill, man,
>and don't have a cow." Ironically enough, we now have the technology to
>create the "chill pills" but no one uses that phrase any longer.
>Regardless, you should take some. But first, give all your money to "Bob".

I tried a chill pill, but they were defective. That's why they disappeared from
the market for a long time. I mean, my dick just
crystallized. Froze right up and fell off. It hurt like hell, growing those two
new ones. It was even worse when I had to snap off
the lower one because I couldn't find but one woman who could handle "The
Derringer" and once she left for her home planet,
I was desolate. Naw, chill pills sucked.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Candyass Pop Crap For The Now Generation

"If you want to make airplanes really safe,
make everyone who gets on board
eat some bacon and touch a penis;
you'll be completely safe then."
- Penn Gillette

"What's the matter, cat got yer crotch?"
- "Payback"

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Subject: Re: oh fer cry eye
From: "Blackout" <blackout@404infomagic.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jun 13, 2002 5:10 PM
Message-ID: <eU7O8.47$Zo.109846@news.uswest.net>

"dyskolos" wrote

> Here I log on specifically to find photographs of multipartner sexual
> activities to yank my wank to and end up wasting half an hour issuing
> supremely rational refutations of you ignorant hatemongering
> prejudiced Conspiracy-indoctrinated morons' idiotic bullflop. I hate
> you and my pecker hates you.

this is the kind of post that I can get some serious jacking off done
over

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Subject: Re: oh fer cry eye
From: "Ned Wreck" <NedWreck@usenetserver.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jun 13, 2002 11:15 PM
Message-ID: <tVcO8.26913$T05.1392495@e3500-atl2.usenetserver.com>

But, your momma likes MY pecker and it doesn't even work. "Reminds her of
you" she says.

Ned
Your dad liked it, too.

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