Re: Bob-E

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack
Date: Fri, Jan 24, 2003 12:50 PM

In article <0zbY9.337$rN6.84356@newsfep1-win.server.ntli.net>, Rev.
Fer0x-13 <babyjeebus@catholic.org> wrote:

> In the latest attempt to distinctively brand their illegal products,
> Dobbsville drug dealers have begun peddling Ecstasy pills bearing images
> from the bizarre Church of the Subgenius Cult. Federal prosecutors in
> Brooklyn this week charged 14 people with allegedly smuggling 400,000 pills
> of the popular club drug into the U.S. from Europe. Included in that large
> stash--which was intercepted by Drug Enforcement Administration and Customs
> Service agents--were the so-called BOB-E's, pills that retail in DobbsVille
> for about $25. Below you'll find an evidence photograph, provided to us by
> the DEA, of a seized Ecstasy pill bearing the Distintive visage and pipe of
> Bob Dobbs.
>
> Photo evidence ---->
> http://homepage.ntlworld.com/terryandjean/13/Pix/bobe.jpg
>

To quote Rev. Jimmy Swaggart, "It would be funny were it not so true."

There was Dobbshead LSD made in the 80s. That is, sheets of scored
blotter made with a Dobbshead printed across every block of 3x3
squares. I was given a small sheet of it the night "Bob" was shot in
1984. It was not very good acid, according to reports.

Buying drugs from somebody and then stamping on your own Dobbsheads
doesn't count; it has to have been MADE that way by the actual drug
pusher evildoers in order for it to be considered "real" Dobbshead
Illegal Conspiracy Street Drugs. As opposed to Legal Conspiracy Street
Drugs.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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