Re: Not everyone is a CRAPPY ATTITUDED JERK

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Oct 9, 2002 10:01 AM

In article <3DA3D6EE.D6870312@yahooX.com>, nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
wrote:

> Some people are not STUPID ASSED BASTARD PEOPLE like you bunch of
> blabbering jackass boneheads.
>
> http://www.in-memory-of-pets.com/personaltribute.asp?ID=720

Our Church could use more of this sincere and simple kind of love for
"Bob" or "Bobs."

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <BySo9.23417$7I6.86390@rwcrnsc52.ops.asp.att.net>, Arbane
the Terrible <arbane@attbi.com> wrote:

> Wow. The False Nenslo is melting down. How long did this one take?
>
> Maybe if you tried to emulate your namesake (who I recall fondly for his
> many bizarre inventions) and did something cool, you wouldn't suffer these
> brain-fits.

??? This all sounds like Real-Nenslo to me. If it's a fake I was sure
fooled.

It might be Bizarro-Nenslo. But once nensletic... well, you know the
rest.

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From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

No they don't! Only those of us who've known Nenslo for a decade or
more know anything about the Seven Faces And Two On Each Buttcheek of
Nenslo. They're only used to the three above the waist. So when one of
the Nenslo Buttfaces speaks up, they pretend it's not him.

Judging from his tone lately, I think it's his lower right face this
time.

Her Ladyship Lilith

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When I lick myself, it's usually just a little reward for a job well done.
-- Joe Cosby, <b5dllu0fc3nvbctp80tr8bdjg2stlgkjid@4ax.com>

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From: "Blackout" <blackout@404Subgenius.com>

"nenslo" wrote
> Some people are not STUPID ASSED BASTARD PEOPLE like you bunch of
> blabbering jackass boneheads.
>
> http://www.in-memory-of-pets.com/personaltribute.asp?ID=720

http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Dell/5591/Mommys_Angel.html?9336314
06040

"I tried to find out all I could about that awful word...anencephaly"

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