This Is The Most Fucked Up Shit!

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.binaries.slack,alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 3, 2003 10:55 PM

>
>http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf
>
>http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso_e.swf
>
>http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kaijin.swf
>
>http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kaijin_e.swf
>

View them in that order...

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or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

ok just in case anybody is wondering, the text that flashes briefly in
the first (two) animations is:

"Let us explain.
Kikko punch
The power of the punch which
comes form (sic) Kikkoman's unnecessarily-built
body is far more than what you imagine.
In addition,since Kikkoman is always using
his gloves for brewingsoysauce, you'd be
itchy when you get punched by him!"

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"Beauty is truth, truth beauty,o/oo~that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

A thing of beauty is a joy for ever: --
John Keats

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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

In article <lk986vcuicagbbj8f8cmeo4cutsifu7apc@4ax.com>, Joe Cosby
<joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote:

> "Let us explain.
> Kikko punch
> The power of the punch which
> comes form (sic) Kikkoman's unnecessarily-built
> body is far more than what you imagine.
> In addition,since Kikkoman is always using
> his gloves for brewingsoysauce, you'd be
> itchy when you get punched by him!"

and in case you were wondering
about the significance of the
"show me, show you" slogan,
soy sauce in Japanese is:

wait for it.....

shoyu

pb
(deconstructing kikkoman)

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

On Mon, 03 Mar 2003 21:57:47 -0800, polar bear <bear@pole.com> wrote:

>and in case you were wondering
>about the significance of the
>"show me, show you" slogan,
>soy sauce in Japanese is:
>
>wait for it.....
>
>
>shoyu

heh

japanese puns

god bless'em

How long has it been since we last nuked them again? Way too long, I
reckon.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"Considering how delicate we really are, it's
odd we're not more afraid."
- Gertrude Stein

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

If they didn't show the homoerotic fish-head dude
molesting that underage girl, well, you'd think
he was a FAG.

--
"A stupid movie WILL NOT make you turn
down a blowjob. Simple as that."
-- nu-monet

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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

In article <3E642BAA.5B3C@succeeds.com>, "nu-monet v5.0"
<nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:

>
> If they didn't show the homoerotic fish-head dude
> molesting that underage girl, well, you'd think
> he was a FAG.

more parody on corporate type behavior.

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From: El Queso <""the_cheese_23\"@(nospam)yahoo.com>

Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>>http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf
>>
>>http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso_e.swf
>>
>>http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kaijin.swf
>>
>>http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kaijin_e.swf
>>
>
>
> View them in that order...
>

I'm anxious now. I have to find out what happens!!
Queso

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From: "Pope Uranium I" <swingingxemus@yahoo.com>

Here's the title-page link for the above in "Jinglish":
http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/index_e.html

"Jinglish" (n): a sub-language of English, similar in tone to Singlish
(Singapore English) and Chinglish (Chinese English). All three
sublanguages share a similar trait - English words
assembled, so as to make a minimum of sense
vis a vis (Queen's) English. See also: "Engrish".

Please also see: http://www.engrish.com/

{ ISO9000-2001 Quality Control Note: A working knowledge of
modern "Engrish" is essential for the understanding of English language
Japanese Automobile Owners Manuals, VCR's and all 1" thick
Canon and Sony 8mm CamCorder Instruction manuals. }

More fun facts about Japan: http://www.andrewandkathleen.com/cool.html

"Japan f-n won WW-II in 1982"
- quote from a laid off GM Assy Line worker upon
seeing the 1982 Honda Civic.

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From: "Pope Uranium I" <swingingxemus@yahoo.com>

Two more links on fun place called "Japan":

http://www.syberpunk.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?page=main

http://www.syberpunk.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?page=oolong

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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

In article <030320032255089665%stang@subgenius.com>, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
<stang@subgenius.com> wrote:

>
> View them in that order...

only fucked up when without context:

This actual parody of japanese government
capituration to corporate interest.

Shrimp and banana represent common people of Japan,
(stepped on and fried) victim of unfair trade practice
which keep foreign product (ketchup and vinegar)
out of market and raising consumer price.

Sumo image are reference to Akebono, foreign
born wrestler who won Sumo world champion.

HTH

kumachan polar warrior!

ZINDAGI!

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From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>

"polar bear" <bear@pole.com> wrote:
> only fucked up when without context

No, I'm sorry. It is still fucked up.

Fish-headed men are no way to voice a social protest.

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

On Tue, 04 Mar 2003 07:10:23 GMT, "Rev. Magdalen"
<magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote:

>No, I'm sorry. It is still fucked up.
>
>Fish-headed men are no way to voice a social protest.
>

http://www.astro.umd.edu/~miller/Cthulhu.gif

thank YOU!

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

It's always a SICK THRILL to hit that "INITIALIZE" button. It happened
so quickly, too. The doomed hard drive didn't even have time to sing
"Daisy."

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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

In article <zjY8a.49751$Tz6.2379498@twister.austin.rr.com>, "Rev.
Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote:

> Fish-headed men are no way to voice a social protest.

Well you can't just openly criticize the government
the way you do in America. That would be impolite.

I'll grant you though, fishheads don't hold a candle to
pipe-smoking supersalesman.

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From: "Rev. Err." <x@x.com>

SEE A.B.S. For FISH HEADS

--
The Reverend Error
Subobscurus Veneficus Ex Trux Turpis Templum
Subservio - Pipe Sucking "Bob" club
http://www.melteyemedia.com/subg/

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From: "Rev. Err." <x@x.com>

I LOVE IT

On kikkomaso_e.swf Look carefully in the top left hand corner straight
after the guy with the yellow piss pot on his head gets shot !!!!!

There's some good advice in there for the kiddies don't have sex with a
female Superhero, don't fly through the sky on a giant fish shaped soy
sauce container, smoke cigarettes and pour soy sauce on your head to
get rid of bacteria !
I like the way that Kikkoman is fed up with Japan but still insists on
destroying all Foreign sauces. I find it especially impressive that he
kills the little white cat for not choosing to put soy sauce on his
omelette.

As for the banana and shrimp show when their not decieving the kiddies
their being chased by the freakiest big white thing I done ever darn
seen !!!!

Look here:
http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/index_e.html
and you will see this impossible to belive disclaimer:
*Notice* This animation falsh has no relationship with the soysauce
manufacturer Kikkoman[APART FROM THE FACT THAT IT INCLUDES KIKKOMAN SOY
SAUCE]. This is not for product promotion use, and we refuse any
question in this regard. The soysauce warrior, Kikkoman, and other
characters are made by many users of the biggest posting site in Japan
called 2-Channel. Any question from non-Japanese viewers should be
directed to:trans(English representative/translator of the animation)

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From: Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <pah86vk5e0c4ubgar4shkvbo63dgm4cu5r@4ax.com>, Joe Cosby
<joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote:

> How long has it been since we last nuked them again? Way too long, I
> reckon.

I wanna know why SubGenius hasn't surplanted Shinto or Buddhism yet.

Lil

--
\m/ -=8=- http://lilith.foolspress.com/ -=8=- \m/

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From: Shining Path of Least Resistance <shinpath@osb.att.ne.jp>

On Tue, 04 Mar 2003 11:22:03 -0800, Lilith von Fraumench
<lilith@ZubJenius.com> wrote:

>
>I wanna know why SubGenius hasn't surplanted Shinto or Buddhism yet.
>
>Lil

This is a question that has vexed for my many years here in Japan.
The main one is a question of translating the SubGenius tomes into
Japanese - my professional translator friends and the Japanese
publishers who paid Stang for the rights to publish the Book of the
SubGenius into the local venacular have all been stumped by this Great
Work. Japanese stoners have responded positively to the smily pipe
face man from the land of the big PX but then have done nothing more
than try to rip of the image for their own T-shirts, thus prompting
us to unsheath the sword of Copyright Violations. Sadly I must remind
you that all of new Japanese converts expired from smallpox a few
months after converting to the SubGenius faith and only one, Princess
Akiko, survives, having fled to Thailand where she lives with her
swarthy Israeli husband and their little son, Shlomo.

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From: Slackitude <allyerslack@reontheshelf.ayuh>

I just ran out in the yard, nude save for a leaf, screaming "yatta!!!!! Yatta
yatta yatta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The neighbors seem not have gotten the idea but
I'm convinced once I'm released from custody I can cotinue spreading the good
word.

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From: Slackitude <allyerslack@reontheshelf.ayuh>

Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com> wrote:
>On Mon, 03 Mar 2003 21:57:47 -0800, polar bear <bear@pole.com> wrote:
>

>
>How long has it been since we last nuked them again? Way too long, I
>reckon.

Now hold on a minute there pard, they may be a might odd but for God's sake it
ain't like they was french, or somethin'

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Let's set aside the *notion* that these are
commercials for Kikkomen sauce. Perhaps that's
just a *cover* for what's *really* being sold
here: paedophilia!

You'll notice that everything in these animations
is *symbolic* of something else. "Fish-head-
naked-muscle-man", "little pussy", "other-naked-
weird-head-muscle-men", "little girl", "smoking",
"batter-fried shrimp", "men-with-eyes-blacked-
out", "fish with legs".

ALL VERY DEEPLY, SEXUALLY SYMBOLIC!

They're obviously trying to lure young,
impressionable Internet users to hop on the first
plane to Japan, thinking they're gonna get to
play with all these fun characters, WHEN IN REALITY
they are going to be stripped, bound and gagged
and made to perform in ILLEGAL bukkake movies!

It's all perfectly clear.

--
"A stupid movie WILL NOT make you turn
down a blowjob. Simple as that."
-- nu-monet

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From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>

On Tue, 04 Mar 2003 22:05:05 GMT, "nu-monet v5.0"
<nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
>play with all these fun characters, WHEN IN REALITY
>they are going to be stripped, bound and gagged
>and made to perform in ILLEGAL bukkake movies!

Or they'll be forced to become fortune tellers, of the kind that you
are so interested in, my friend.

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/

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From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Modemac wrote:
>
> On Tue, 04 Mar 2003 22:05:05 GMT, "nu-monet v5.0"
> <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
> >play with all these fun characters, WHEN IN REALITY
> >they are going to be stripped, bound and gagged
> >and made to perform in ILLEGAL bukkake movies!
>
> Or they'll be forced to become fortune tellers, of
> the kind that you are so interested in, my friend.
>

Underage psychics?

Now I'm really curious about Randi's motives.

--
"This hedgehog will live with us!"

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From: S Williams <swilliams023@msn.com>

Reminds me of the old "Wacky Pack" sticker 'Kick-a-man Boy Sauce'!

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve"- Jello Biafra

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From: "Bob Q. McSqueedelyspooch" <sony@is.theantichrist>

reminds me of the fishbulb simpsons ep.

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From: "Rev. Jenny Taylia" <revjennytaylia@aol.com>

Pope Uranium I wrote:
>
> Please also see: http://www.engrish.com/
>

Thanks for reminding me of that site!! I love fractured English. I
collect product packaging, mostly antique American and British, but I
also have a few modern delights courtesy of our Chinese and Japanese
manufacturer friends. Isn't capitalism great??


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