>>>Merit Badges of the Subgenius<<<

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Tue, Jun 10, 2003 10:22 PM

Long-Range Fartulation
The Gold Cluster of Cluelessness
Connie's Leaf of the Persistrix
1st-5th Grade levels of Sabotage of the Sames
Master of WhatTheHellfire
Master of the Vomitorium
Master of Mistresses
UberUltraMan of the Cloth
Bishop of BadFilm
The Shroud of Legume
Lord of Musicantorism
Lord of HTML
Lord of Arroganticism
Lord of Whatever That Is
Mistress of Dervisharianism
Mistress of Mastering
Mistress of the Oobleck
Mistress of Howtheheckianism
Deathchickian Goddess of the Office
The Order of SubPurity of Rocknar
The Order of the Luscious Friday
The Order of the Blasphemula
The Order of the French-Fried Golden O-Rings
Most Retained Brain Cells over A Decade
The Purple CardioMojoPyro
Crossed Golden Turds of Most Improved Psychic Odor
Ballsheimer's Oil of Delay (Surprise Recovery of Dignity)
As-Yet Unrealized Harryhausean Potentialatrica (Most Graceful
Armature Under Stress)
Crown of the Wei-R-Do (Special Recognition of Service)
Best Maintained Dobbs T-Shirt of Yore
Best Prince of Sodom In a One-Act Format
Best Besting of Besitality
Best Rentention of TitTurgor (AntiSagulism)
Best Resistance To Completely Losing It (The Pills Are Holding Their
Slap of the Nenslo (Most Effective Castigator)
Stark Fist of Gigantor (Best Resistance To Usenet Theatrics)
Goober of Gossip
Crest of the Oil of the Snake
Crest of the Dispelled BadRep
Crest of The Wave of Dooky
Dobbsian LUUUUV Crest
NameDropperia Superiorum
Fake Badge From A Cereal Box
That's no Merit Badge, that's a pizza stain


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Mere satellite pictures are so pale,
compared to red gloves, white roses

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Carnation Instant Bitch?"
- "That 70s Show"

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but cosmetics are easier to buy."
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Subject: Re: >>>Merit Badges of the Subgenius<<<
From: "U.M. Zaporets" <reverend_jim_jones@yahoo.com>

Merit Badge in Oswaldean Hydrodynamics
The Hook Punch (3rd class)
Blue Noogies with an Oak Leaf Cluster
Irradiated Cryptozoology
Whineodynamics & Cretinism
Yellow Badge of Peril
Steenkin Bodges
"Messing About"
Best Dressed Glossolalic
Spontaneous Decoagulator
Merit Merit Merit
Dark Prom Kveen
Band of The Bozo
Knight of Kadosh
Holder of the Serum
Silken Secrets of Kaluza Kalvin
Misunderstood Forces Meddler
Order of the Heart Plug
Merit Badge in Atomic Energy
Midnight Kite Flier


Subject: Re: >>>Merit Badges of the Subgenius<<<
From: "U.M. Zaporets" <reverend_jim_jones@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Wed, Jun 11, 2003 3:16 AM
Message-ID: <3ee6d603$0$202$75868355@news.frii.net>

"U.M. Zaporets" <reverend_jim_jones@yahoo.com> wrote in message

Oh yeah, and Discarnate Penistics.


Subject: Re: >>>Merit Badges of the Subgenius<<<
From: bluescat366@yahoo.com (Deep Blue)

I am not worthy to hear of the sacred orders and honors bestowed
upon TRUE Subgenii. But I did take notes.........
BTW, does it still take $50 to receive the designated offices in
CotSG or has the Rev. Stang finally paid off his debts?

Brother Bare of the Monestary of St. Currency of Events


Subject: Re: >>>Merit Badges of the Subgenius<<<
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jun 12, 2003 4:29 AM
Message-ID: <3EE839CA.9881BB96@yahooX.com>

Boy, that stopped being funny instantly.


Subject: Re: >>>Merit Badges of the Subgenius<<<
From: zosodada@aol.com (Zosodada)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jun 12, 2003 9:47 AM
Message-ID: <20030612094728.27102.00001295@mb-m06.aol.com>



Subject: Re: >>>Merit Badges of the Subgenius<<<
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <niunyabiz@noway.com>

Whatever hapened to:

Dissective Dissonance Divulgence
Premeditative AntiLogic (solo and team categories)
HellPopic Expurgation Acknowledgement (special citation)
Non-associative Neuron Abatement (Cadet, technician and masters ratings)
The Order of Excremeditative Overachievement (Roto Rooter w/clusters)
Covert Public Pyroflatulence (Also solo and team categories)
Speed Trepanning
And, of course, the ever poplar "HEY STANG!" acknowledgement citation

-- The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
-- Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall
-- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
-- Reverend DJ Epoch, prop. and janitor

Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site at:

"Fist fucking jehovah's witnesses is no substitute for healthy diet and a
regular exercise program." -- Blackout

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