Prescriptures Breakdown Part One

From: (Paul Casino)
Date: Tue, Aug 3, 2004

1 Behold, little pink(1) earth brain
within my void-grip(2), and receive Logos(3);
and lay(4) with the Wor(5);

(1) We must not forget that this is JHVH-1 speaking directly to Dobbs.
These are the words of a mad alien Rebel God, so it's no surprise that
they'll take some doing to figure out. It's important to note here
that JHVH-1 refers to "Bob" himself as "pink". A glaring contradiction
right off the bat. Perhaps it is that ANYTHING is pink when compared
to the maniac frothing insanity that is a Rebel God. It has also been
said that "Bob" is so normal, he's abnormal. So disturbingly pink he's
off the charts, placing the needle squarely in the red of normality.
Don't forget that from outside the Church, "Bob"'s visage is virtually
synonymous with nice, normal, Normal Rockwell style American values.

(2) Chapter Two of The Book of the SubGenius claims that at the moment
of the Divine Emaculation "Bob" was "abruptly removed and translated
across the yawning gulfs of space and time to the very OEIDGE' of
JHVH-1 himself!" (What then, is the IDGE? It's uncertain, but it
appears to be the physical manifestation of a spiritual body, thought
made flesh.) The term "void-grip" here suggests just that, the Stark
Fist of Retrieval reaching across the cosmos to pluck the soul of
"Bob" from his body and bring him in close so that the Rebel God could
"have a man-to-God chat" with Dobbs. I personally suspect that the
"television of his own design" bit to be nothing more than a
red-herring, having no actual bearing on whether or not "Bob" would be
chosen at that moment or not.

(3) One doubts the "Logos" that JHVH-1 speaks of are the symbols of
corporate heresy that we are so familiar with in our daily lives. It
should also be noted that LOGO is a high level programming language
used to teach computers to children. The connection needs no

(4) A puzzling word choice, "lay". Most would assume that it means "to
rest in a prone position with the Wor". This cannot be so. LAY is the
past form of the verb LIE, but since the other two verbs in the
passage are present tense (Behold, Receive), this doesn't hold water.
No, JHVH-1 commanded that "Bob" set something down with the Wor, using
the present form of LAY. What was it that "Bob" was to put down, and
why is it that the Wor must co-operate with him as he does so?

(5) The Wor. What is it? Despite it's phonetic similarity to "war" and
perhaps "whore" (unlikely), The Church has been characteristically
tight-lipped on the exact nature of this "Wor". The capitalization
suggests that it may be a proper noun, a person, place, thing or (most
frightening of all) an IDEA.


From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <>

DON'T STOP NOW!!! Keep going!! Only 1000 or so more verses to go before
you get past the revealed stuff and we have to mail you the CENSORED

4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)


From: "nu-monet v7.0" <>

Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> DON'T STOP NOW!!! Keep going!! Only 1000 or so
> more verses to go before you get past the
> revealed stuff and we have to mail you the
> CENSORED stuff.

I wonder if, like 10 years later, some kook walked
up to St. John the Divine and started ranting and
raving to him about Revelations.

And St. John, or just "John", at the time, looked
at him with a puzzled expression on his face, not
remembering a damn thing about it and wondering
what in pluperfect HELL this fruitbasket was
jabbering on and on about.

And then a day later, John's wife reminded him of
that "thing" he wrote back when he got drunk a lot,
that one of his buddies thought was funny and asked
if he could show it around as a gag.

"Whatever", John replied. "What's for lunch?"

"We opened the floodgates, as part of letting
more water in the reservoir. We had them in
the bank, so we used them to keep the train
system going. And what we're doing now is
working the headwaters to replenish the debt."
-- Gen. Peter Schoomaker, US Army Chief of Staff


From: Zapanas <>

The Moody Blues went through that.

Especially in their early stuff they tried to inject what they thought
to be a little wisdom in their lyrics. The acid-drenched late 60's
being what they were, a lot of fans interpreted this as a Sign that
the band were actually Hidden Masters and would approach the band
members for the answers to the ultimate question of Life, the
Universe, and Everything. It probably didn't help much that they
included a song called The Answer on their first album.

The song "Just a Singer in a Rock and Roll Band" was inspired partly
by that.

I guess devotees are the gods' way of punishing one for sounding wise.

Grand Master of the Satanic Conspiracy
Particle and observation -arise together-. And even though we
can only -observe- this at a quantum scale, the implication is
unavoidable. This is true of all reality.


From: "Revi Shankar" <>

> The song "Just a Singer in a Rock and Roll Band" was inspired partly
> by that.

I always heard that as "I'm just a finger in a rock and roll hand" - But
then again, I've got terrible braine damage.


From: (KD et al)

>I guess devotees are the gods' way of punishing one for sounding wise.

That was the olden days when people were more innocent an naive. Today everyone
is a Master. And hecklers are gods' way of punishing one for sounding wise.

Luckily most people don't recognize wisdom. Actually, fortune cookie sayings
will pretty much suffice.


From: Cardinal Vertigo <>

Trust your intuition and be filled with hope.

Lucky Numbers: 02 11 13 22 34 39

"My mother said to me, 'If you become a soldier, you'll be a general;
if you become a monk you'll end up as the pope.' Instead, I became a
painter and wound up as Picasso."
- Pablo Picasso


From: "ArWeGod" <ArWeGod?>

Fortune cookie quotes:

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