Merv and the Screamin' Mee Mees!!

From: (Dj_Shaver)
Date: Tue, Jul 13, 2004

For those of you who did not attend X-day this year and might be
wondering what all the Merv Griffin ranting is all about...well ...I
shall try to explain.

Most of you are aware that I have been bringing the "Or Kill Me" radio
station to Brushwood since the drill of '97. It has ALWAYS been the
stations policy to play the most UNUSUAL, SILLY and BIZARRE music
possible. One particular song had eluded me for a very long time (like
three decades!).

It was a song I had made a REALLY CRAPPY tape of when I first heard it
on the Dr.Demento show when I was 12 yrs. old. To me it has ALWAYS
been the ultimate X-DAY song for it described the adventures of a PINK
human abducted by the alien sex goddesses from Planet X!!!

I have NEVER seen this novelty 45 ANYWHERE!! I am still wondering what
lurks on the B-side! I finally found this song as an mp3 file on
Audiogalaxy about 2 yrs ago and burned it to a cdr. I did play it on
OKMRadio but of course you did not this year I took it to
the stage!

I would now like to present to you ...
the lyrics ( as best as I can decipher them )

NOTE: The verses are sung by dumbass cretin Merv and the choruses are
sung by High piched female voices...(uncredited???)

the Screamin' Mee Mees from Planet X - Merv Griffin - Carlton
B-side - unknown year - Unknown 195?

I was walkin' A -lone Saturday night
Me and my baby, we had a fight
when a creature SWOOPED down in the gloom
and rode away with me on her broom

"Oh Earth man, I've come to take you...

Way out in the Twilight Zone
the wild wild women live all alone
they've got no men and ????????????? (sounds like "they need their
they're the Screamin' Mee Mees from Planet X

We flew where not even spacemen fly
as soon as we got there I knew why
the shakes and-a shivers ran down my spine
it was the land of the female Frankensteins

"Oh Earth man, you're gonna like it...

Their one green eye was a real nightmare
and the blackbirds nested in their hair
I tried to run but what could I do
they had four legs where I had two

They hugged me for breakfast
and squeezed me for lunch
and just like bananas
they kissed me a bunch

There were no stoppin' 'em
and that was the start
of the finish of me!

They had me...

Twas a real sad tragedy
like Macbeth
Cause they hugged and squeezed
and kissed me to death

So take care brother
whatever you do
and don't let the Screamin' Mee Mees
get you!!!

Or you'll be...


Joe Cosby has theorized that because the MEE MEEs Snatched Pinkboy
They will not come back for the true SubGeniuses until Merv is dead.
Probably right about that.



By the way...
I am thinking of putting together a cdr comp. Sort of a Best of
OKMRadio w/ X-Day Specfic songs like the Screaming Mee Mees ...
Interested??? How much would you pay???
E-mail me


My XD7 report will be posted by the end of this week...



From: Joe Cosby <>

I would buy it, the stuff you were playing had me rolling.

That story about the travelling salesman who opened your third nostril
was pretty good too.

Did you wing that?

Joe Cosby
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From: Modemac <>

I agree with this post. When do we get to see the "Best of DJ Shaver"

First Online Church of "Bob"

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