Drag Ball

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

In article <pan.2004.>, Artemia
Salina <y2k@sheayright.com> wrote:

> I don't know which is worse. Rev. Alex has me questioning my
> sexuality and Rev. Eggplant has me questioning my SANITY.
> Now, I can live without my sanity, but I hold my sexuality
> very dear.
> Actually the photos of Rev. Alex have sent me on this
> cathartic loop-dee-loop, dredging up vague old memories
> of my proto-erotic fantasies of Walt Disney characters.
> Good thing the photos weren't in black and white or
> the memories would've been so vivid that I would've
> gone around imagining that I smelled our old livingroom
> carpet for the next couple of weeks.

I was very surprised at how much fun the Drag Ball turned out to be. I
didn't have high hopes, because while alien costumes are funny and all,
drag is a place where guys like me fear or at least are uninclined to
go, if only because of our dedicated ignorance of ALL THINGS FABRIC.
Chris Lee and I both simultaneously thought of the perfect out, the
burka, whereby in one blow we could be good sports and dress like women
without dressing like women. Also the religious conotation is good.
Likewise DJ Shaver and his nun get-up. And Abnorm and his Amish Lady
garb. Manly women. I guess we four wanted to play along but are just
too disconnected from our own femininity. Now Philo, on the other hand,
that was downright frightening -- once he'd put on the Philomena dress
and started mincing and giggling, he got so into his femininity that he
didn't want to stop, and as far as I know is STILL mincing and giggling
like a cute little girl with a gray beard.

Rev. Nihil's Amish Gal would not hve been so profoundly disturbing in
non-Amish parts of the country. But the Brushwood area really is like
half Amish so you get used to seeing the gingham dresses and the hats
and the beards, but not usually all on one person.

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Subject: Re: Next Batch O' X-Day Pics - Me After Drag Ball 1 - 087-xday7-afterdrag-sisd.jpg (0/1)
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

On Sat, 10 Jul 2004 17:23:54 -0400, Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:

> I was very surprised at how much fun the Drag Ball turned out to be.

I'm anxious to see what you do with the 7-XDay footage. It looks
like this X-Day was one of the funniest so far, what with the "Big
Bucks for Clownfaced Christ", the Drag Ball, and other events
that I've been reading reports about. Notice how few Subgenii
are complaining that they weren't Ruptured this year? I think
it's because they're getting so good at the drills that they
mind less if the ships don't come.

I don't know, but I have this hunch that the Xists quietly
observe each X-Day drill and are waiting for the Faithful to
execute a drill perfectly. Only then will they make their
final decent and complete "Bob"'s Wondrous Plan.

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