Just curious

From: "Sputnik" <Sputnik@pupnik.org>
Date: Tue, Apr 13, 2004

Without looking, what does your coffee cup say?

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sputnik

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>

On one side: "Dignity Memorial" in an oval logo with a stylized oak
tree. The logo is pretty classy and well-designed.

On the other: "Thieme Funeral Home," "White Chapel Memorial Garden," and
"Eastlawn Cemetery" or maybe "Eastlake Cemetery," with phone numbers for
each. (No, I don't remember the phone numbers.) All are centered in
16-point Brush Script, obviously cranked out in about thirty seconds by
someone with Microsoft Word and no design talent or training whatsoever.

A friend bought it for me, saying he saw it while he was at a thrift
store and thought of me because he "knew I liked that kind of stuff."
And indeed I do.

--
"A cry in the dark
Disappears into the void
PLONK"
-- Joe Cosby

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

"you paid five bucks for me you sucker"

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
"There are two kinds of people in this world: those who like movies in
which the witch takes off her head and throws it at you, and those who
don't."

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From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>

Miskatonic University Alumni

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From: Skip <skip@tasam.com>

"the internet makes you stupid"

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From: "Dunter Powries" <fech.redcaps@spedlin>

I have TWO coffee cups and neither one says a word, whether they're actually
looking at me or just slouching around with their handles behind their
backs. What are they thinking? I couldn't say; their motives and reasoning
are as alien to me as a Martian teenager's. But one has a diagram of a
coffee molecule passing from a liquid to a gaseous phase and the other has
the logo of a now-defunct British assurance company on it's 300th
anniversary. Neither has bathed in days.

Dunty Porteous,
Human Sacrifice

--
"It tastes like burning....wwwaaaaa!"
-Ralph Wiggum

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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

Nothing. My coffee cup is an inantimate object.

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)

Pepsi.

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From: ToiletDuk <TehDuk@thehive.com>

"Do a Kahlua"
One of the few advantages of working in a liquor store.

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From: wbarwell <wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com>

Hecho en Chine.

Cheerful Charlie

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