Why were gods invented?

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.atheism,talk.atheism,uk.philosophy.atheism,alt.slack,alt.discordia

Date: Sat, Jan 31, 2004 12:58 PM

Gods in general were invented by nearsighted cavemen so that they could
get laid despite being very poor hunters or gatherers.

4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)


From: "Dunter Powries" <fech.redcap@spedlin>

I thought that was beer.


From: Charles & Mambo <Duckman@gfy.self>

No, that was invented so the ugly cave women could get laid.

Come down off the cross
We can use the wood

Tom Waits, Come On Up To The House

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