important note

From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Date: Wed, Apr 21, 2004

When shaving your testicles, it is important
to remember to use an electric razor.

--
"At the sound of the beep you will forget
the first part of this message <beep>."

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From: "Dunter Powries" <fech.redcaps@spedlin>

Even if I shave in the tub? Or 'especially' if I shave in the tub?

Dunty Porteous,
Human Sacrifice

--
"Our initial assessment is that they will all die."
-Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf

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From: SubGenius Spice <SGSpice@WHATEVER.ziplip.com>

what to use if shaving someone else's testicles?

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From: "Dunter Powries" <fech.redcaps@spedlin>

Restraint.

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From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@SlowOnTheUptake.edu>

I did this once with someone. I don't remember why. Just goofing off I
suppose. I used a regular shaving razor and shaving cream. I was very
careful. No nicks and/or cuts but...he claimed it itched him like a poison
ivy jock strap until it grew back in.

~Salacia

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

SubGenius Spice <SGSpice@WHATEVER.ziplip.com> wrote:
> what to use if shaving someone else's testicles?

The secret ingredient is "love." Also, don't sneeze in the middle of things.

HellPope Huey
No DeLoreans were chopped in the making of this porno

"I love Rome, but she's become a whore."
- "Spartacus" redux on USA Network

"You look like a Malaysian transsexual!"
- Principal Skinner's mom

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important note

From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>
Date: Wed, Apr 21, 2004

nu-monet v6.0 wrote:
> When shaving your testicles, it is important
> to remember to use an electric razor.

I guess you MIGHT use the pop-out beard and sideburn trimmer on a decent
electric shaver. But I wouldn't go anywhere NEAR my boys with the
actual razor part. Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick.

--
"A cry in the dark
Disappears into the void
PLONK"
-- Joe Cosby

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From: screaming_dong@yahoo.com (Disaffected College Student)

"nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
> When shaving your testicles, it is important
> to remember to use an electric razor.

A dissenting opinion:

http://library.succurit.com/e-zines/cdc/cDc-0372.txt

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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

And what ever you do, DO NOT USE A WEED WHACKER!

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>

Sometimes it's the right tool for the job. Gas hedge trimmers may be
called for too.

--
"A cry in the dark
Disappears into the void
PLONK"
-- Joe Cosby

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