From: "nu-monet v6.0" <email@example.com>
Date: Wed, Jul 9, 2003
In a pretty universally recognized bad omen, a black
ring appeared in the sky over San Antonio, Texas,
signalling imminent doom for the entire city.
At least try to get out before the dead arise from
their graves to feed on the brains of the living;
or the democratic presidential primary debates come
to town, to feed on the brains of the living.
"...Chuck Fehlis captured this image on his digital
camera shortly before 11 a.m. today. It shows a black
ring that National Weather Service officials first
believed was a halo effect produced by the sun. The
weather service later determined that an 'explosion
caused by lightning' produced the ring...
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)
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