SPELLCHECK

From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
Date: Fri, Mar 26, 2004

Why is it that kooks don't use it?? It's always the ones who try to
sound the loftiest who make the worst mistakes too. I mean anyone can
make a typo, but when you're mixing up aught and ought and bare and
bear, then maybe you're not the messiah.

And don't be like, "Oh spellcheck doesn't catch it if it's still a real
word" because Bill Gates, long may he reign, has made the latest
spellcheck software plenty intelligent to make even the craziest kook
readable. They're just plain lazy is what! And I for one do not want
someone too lazy to use spellcheck running the universe!

--
drlegume2001: And I only stabbed him by accident.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>

It's so you don't start thinking "hey maybe this guy has really got
something here." You probably would believe how much time I have spent
giving serious consideration to some really deranged idea just because
it was written in a way that made it seem intelligent, only to be
furious with myself when I finally located the major error in reasoning.

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>

That's how the Church of the SubGenius® snared me.

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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

brthrn@dangermedia.org (MRvDC) wrote:

> "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com> wrote:
> > Why is it that kooks don't use it?? It's always the ones who try to
> > sound the loftiest who make the worst mistakes too. I mean anyone can
> > make a typo, but when you're mixing up aught and ought and bare and
> > bear, then maybe you're not the messiah.
> >
> > And don't be like, "Oh spellcheck doesn't catch it if it's still a real
> > word" because Bill Gates, long may he reign, has made the latest
> > spellcheck software plenty intelligent to make even the craziest kook
> > readable. They're just plain lazy is what! And I for one do not want
> > someone too lazy to use spellcheck running the universe!
>
> Fascist!
>
> And. I still think your nose is cute.

Definitely the Evita Peron of The CofSG.

Personaly, I find grammer and punctuacion errors far more irritating
than speling misteaks.

pb

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From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>

I'm not saying nobody should ever make mistakes, I'm just saying I'm not
getting in your homemade time machine.

--
drlegume2001: And I only stabbed him by accident.

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From: "HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" <SeventhSqueal@illiterate&inbredyahoo.com>

"nenslo" <nenslo@yahoox.com> wrote:
> It's so you don't start thinking "hey maybe this guy has really got
> something here." You probably would believe how much time I have spent
> giving serious consideration to some really deranged idea just because
> it was written in a way that made it seem intelligent, only to be
> furious with myself when I finally located the major error in reasoning.

Perhaps you've got something there, Nenslo. What is needed is IdeologyChek.
There are as many versions as there are languages and dialects. You simply
answer a few ideological questions and your machine will never let anything
by that isn't Youish Orthodox without flagging it for you.

Never be persuaded again!

~Salacia


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